Cash Pineapples

Cash Pineapples

By Halli BorgfjordComedy
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Cash Pineapples episodes

  • 16 - The Real Queen's Gambit

    We're going into the belly of the beast! Heading to New York City this week Halli comes in hot by questioning the Queen of England herself and the monarchy and why The Crown on Netflix is further confirming suspicions.  Halli also questions America's current obsession with chess while detailing a crushing chess tournament defeat in 7th grade, Governors playing political chess with lockdowns, LAPD defunding, and why you can't always listen to what billionaires have to say about investing.  Lots of good stuff in this week's episode so for the love of God blast it from the rooftops. Thank you and I love all of you listening each week! Follow @HalliB for more!

    1 hr 2 min
  • 15 - Executive Order Up
    We have fresh new Executive Orders! Halli talks about new shutdown orders that were announced Sunday night by Governor Whitmer in Michigan and about travel restrictions being placed on the state of New York. Restaurants, movie theaters, casinos and more are closing and yet another comedy club has fallen to 2020, The Creek and The Cave in Long Island City closes its doors for good. We also delve into why overweight people should make you happy and why Jared Kushner is the next big threat to America! Lots to unload this week so get on it! Please rate/subscribe and follow @HalliB for more.
    54 min
  • 14 - We Made It!
    Halli talks post election baby! We’re all saved! Everything is going to go back to normal now, right?! We discuss (make fun of) reactions from both sides, the historic evening for Kamala Harris, the oddness to Joe Biden’s acceptance speech and why Las Vegas needs to takeover our election night coverage from now on. Rate/subscribe and follow @HalliB for more!
    48 min
  • 13 - America Season Finale

    Halli talks about how celebrities retire like comic book heroes die and points out that people encouraging others to vote may have shot themselves in the foot. Oh and it’s ELECTION WEEK… the Season Finale of America! Or is it the series finale? Fingers crossed! Subscribe and make your family proud of you for once. Follow @HalliB for more.

    51 min
  • 12 - Hobbies and Lobbies

    Halli talks about how you CAN trust the mail, why political flags/signs are dumb, the fact that California isn’t as liberal as you think, and his new hobby of looking up who is on Cameo. Also, remember when people had hobbies just to have them? Everyone just wants to be on YouTube (we’re working on getting the show on YouTube). Subscribe and rate on Apple podcasts. Follow @HalliB for more. Thanks for listening!

    1 hr 2 min
  • 11 - All Pizza Matters

    Halli talks about how his teams have ONLY lost in the World Series, defends the Arrested Development reboot, explores the scam that is pharmaceutical capitalism, and explains why New York style pizza isn’t as successful nationwide. Grab a slice and have a listen! Please rate/review and follow @HalliB for more. Love and hate to you all!

    53 min
  • 10 - Save the whales, but kill the sharks!

    Halli talks about the Lakers Championship, pretentious comedy,  a viral video about military recruiters inspires Halli to share his own recruitment story about almost joining the Army at age seventeen, and why we need to kill more sharks to save humanity. But let's be honest. Would it really be worth it? Rate and subscribe. New episodes every Monday! Follow @HallIB for more.

    1 hr 5 min
  • 9 - The Fix Is In

    Things are heating up as we head towards November with the debate taking center stage this week.  That is until the news broke that both Donald Trump AND Melania tested positive for the virus.  Halli doubles down on his stance that Trump isn't really sick and that it's all a political move.  The fix is in folks!! This is a hot one so be sure to listen and send it to people that need educated. Please rate and subscribe. Leave a comment and it helps new listeners find the show. Follow @HalliB for more! Thank you! 

    52 min
  • 8 - Live it up! Winter is coming!

    We're getting back to life before winter takes us all! Halli gets back to doing comedy shows, going to the gym, and being let down by a highway exit McDonald's. Ahhh normal life at last! Halli also discusses how billionaires aren't allowed to call themselves philanthropists and makes the case for living under an Empire. Follow on Spotify and please rate/review on Apple Podcasts. IG and Twitter @HalliB. 

    1 hr 2 min
  • 7 - Martha Stewart is my role model
    Halli talks about his desire for a Joe Rogan moderated presidential debate, insider gambling in professional sports, insider trading in real-life, and thinks that fans don't deserve to attend sporting events.  We're takin' some hot positions this week so be sure to listen in and subscribe already you jerk! Also please rate on Apple podcasts if you're into that kind of thing and share with a family member you don't talk to anymore.  Thanks! Love you!
    51 min

About Cash Pineapples

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Before becoming a comedian of over ten years, Halli graduated with a degree in accounting and economics and worked briefly at a fancy big-four accounting firm. He then threw it all away for…