Cash Pineapples

Cash Pineapples

By Halli BorgfjordComedy
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Cash Pineapples episodes

  • 35 - Saturday Night Lies

    This week Halli talks about Saturday Night Live’s consistent history of stealing bits from comedians, an upcoming IPO, why John Daly is the raddest golfer ever, and finds out he’s a guru?! Like/subscribe and follow @HalliB for more. 

    54 min
  • 34 - To Hustle, or Not to Hustle.

    This week Halli dives into an article that had comedians way too worked up, how annoying it is to cancel a subscription to the Wall Street Journal,  Tesla smashing yet another quarter of delivery numbers, March Madness, and more! Subscribe and follow @HalliB!

    53 min
  • 33 - March Sadness

    This week Halli talks about why schools don’t deserve to be good at more than one sport, how watching college sports can make you feel better about yourself, why comedy shouldn’t be your therapy, the importance of paying attention to your tax bracket throughout the year, and makes a concrete prediction on where he’ll move next! Spoiler alert: Not Austin (yet).

    54 min
  • 32 - I've been bought!

    This week Halli talks about the return of March Madness, the battle for who gets your stimulus money, the new Tesla price targets that were put out this weekend, and Miami got shut down for partying?! We also got an exclusive tour and hookup of products from Waypoint Processing in southwest Michigan, the first sponsor of the podcast! Subscribe and follow @HalliB for more!

    52 min
  • 31 - Non-Fungible Toker
    Halli talks about getting back on stage in Ohio this weekend, Meghan Markle being a secret agent, the stimulus bill, fake Tesla competitors, and Non-fungible tokens! It was only a matter of time folks… Halli breaks down the future of digital ownership and why it’s not THAT crazy. Still crazy? Yes. Download and follow @HalliB for more!
    49 min
  • 30 - Seuss and Desist
    This week Halli dives into where the stimulus bill heads next, the volatility that awaits us this upcoming week in the stock market, how Ted Cruz failed Texas yet again, and why no one should care about Dr. Seuss or Mr. Potato Head to begin with. Download and follow @HalliB for more!
    51 min
  • 29 - Crash Into Me

    This last week was a rough one! Halli talks about the dip in markets and cryptos along with how to weather the storm when corrections take place. Our new stock for 2021 gets a big upgrade after a solid first earnings report, we find out that amateur MMA is a scam, and Halli attends a high school basketball game. Download and follow @HalliB for more!

    53 min
  • 28 - Cruz Control

    Halli talks about the Texas storm and why Ted Cruz going to Mexico was actually better for Texans, the return of a controversial comedian, the surge of Bitcoin (STILL), a major partnership for Novonix, and another week of big earnings reports for companies like Nvidia, Square, and our breakout stock for 2021, AirBnB! Download and follow @HalliB for more.

    52 min
  • 27 - Eloncoin

    Tesla buys Bitcoin! Could there be a bigger headache for Wall Street dinosaurs?! Halli talks about what this means for the future of Bitcoin and which major companies could be buying in next! We also discuss a new growth stock and how to find value behind expensive stock prices. In other news, Halli reviews the Super Bowl and explains why halftime shows will always suck and how cancel culture could help you score a date with a celebrity crush! Subscribe and follow @HalliB for more!

    45 min
  • 26 - We can’t all move to Austin

    The mass exodus from the major cities continues! Where is the next hot town going to be?! Big earnings continue to boost financial markets and two of our favorite stocks have some profitable dates coming up, see how to play them. Meanwhile, cryptos are heating up again and an experiment from last fall pays off! Listen and get on board! Subscribe/follow @HalliB for more.

    55 min

About Cash Pineapples

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Before becoming a comedian of over ten years, Halli graduated with a degree in accounting and economics and worked briefly at a fancy big-four accounting firm. He then threw it all away for…