Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season.

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Cash and T.J talk about The Sundance Film Festival, Nordic clown shoes, the time police, gondolas, wet naps, The Big Dipper, Sean Connery, Rambo, Tonya Harding, Mucinex, daylight savings loopholes and ask the question, "Are M&M's slumming it with trail mix?"

This one is even better then the shirt off your back, put it in your pipe and smoke it...

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Cash and T.J. talk about new putdowns, bad doctors, licorice nooses, peanut brittle blasting, motels vs hotels, wedding dresses, carnival barkers, last words, the expanding universe, uncle Wither Butter, company parties and ask the questions, “What is the gold standard of pretentious?”

Put on your fittens and excuse our dust, the show is still under construction...

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Cash and T.J. talk about The Oscars, silver chastity belts, spittoon takes, oven mittens, classy ferns, cow ankles, leg elbows, birthday tours, Big Hero Six, and ask the question, "How can you tell if your lawyer is 'Not Ideal'?"

Sit in the sink and listen with care, just stay alert because sometimes people pee there...

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Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season.

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Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season.

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Cash and T.J. talk about daily affirmations, giraffe facts, Rambo, geisha steps, rhombus circles, Dionne Warwick, Fidel Castro, metaphorical angels, truth or dare, car chases, safer sandals, pre-inappropriate comment screenings, Silicon Valley and ask the question, “Does neck size matter?”

Put this episode on your bucket list, it’s better then french kissing a horse…

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Cash and T.J. talk about surprise parties, reconstructive surgery, prong fingers, mutton twined chandeliers, Nietzsche, Falaphicy, Thomas Jefferson, Mr. Mucus, dogs dressed up like clowns, Tupperware cars, restless genital syndrome, the Archduchess of Norway and ask the question, “Why can’t people be more careful?”

Try not to laugh during this episode, it will only make you cough....

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Cash and T.J. talk about Thomas the Tank Engine, carnival games, 50/50 raffles, Vitamin C, farmersonly.com, The Hitler Card, “Little Sisters”, Yelp, lazy clouds, snail turtles and ask the question, “Isn’t it time for sleeved condoms?” 

Things were different when this episode was recorded, they didn’t know any better...

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Cash and T.J. talk about free range kids, Little Caesar, stagecoach banking, iPhone 6, Yentlfest, online arguing, The LA Times, Dear Abby, grand parenting, Mackey Sasser, Yelp, lazy therapists, bottled bad breath, and ask the question, “Bow tie pasta: the formal Italian dish?”

Listen to this episode in a hot tub of melted butter, it’s not just about the corn, it’s about the kernels…

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