By Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders
Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, comedy series trapped within a podcast.
Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters
played by
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The podcast currently has 86 episodes available.
Why is a single island known as The Ferrero Rocher Isles? Exactly where is it and should anyone even care?
Who is the mysterious Lacunar Infarct? Is he really a vampire? Or is some other nonsense afoot?
Dale Alan digs deeper to find out.
Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.
Social media management by Laurie Stone.
Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC.
Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .
Geoff the Baker wears green crocs.
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Novelist, Charlie Blunderwedge and his friend and literary agent, Jim Bond, are thrown into adventure after discovering mysterious writings on the
back of Charlie's new painting. But what does it all mean? And why does a man who looks exactly like Sean Bean care so much?
Join Charlie, Jim, and a whole heap of Hollywood characters as they set out on their quest to solve the question no one knew needed answering:
What and where is the Pynming August Sun Stone?
Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.
Social media management by Laurie Stone.
Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC.
Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .
Geoff the Baker knows...
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After a dodgy bet in a rowdy pub; famed explorer Arnold Reinhold-Badgerfur assembles a team to cross the seas and search
for the mighty, mythical goat sucking Chupacabra. Who'll make the team and who can be trusted? Rum anyone?
Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.
Social media management by Laurie Stone.
Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC.
Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .
Geoff the Baker is in shock. He's just seen how much a first class stamp costs.
Song: Super Chupacabra: Performed by Super Chupacabra with The Supremes (post Diana Ross).
I'm not a goat sucker, I'm a goat suckers son. (Super Chupacabra! Chupacabra)
If you see me coming I think you better run. (Super Chupacabra! Chupacabra)
People think I'm dangerous but actually I'm fun. (Super Chupacabra! Chupacabra.)
Super! Super! Chupacabra
I'm just a mythical beast, on my way to a pirate feast. I'm just a mythical beast. I'm coming on your boat looking for goats.
(He's just a mythical beast, on his way to a pirate feast. He's just a mythical beast)
I bet you jump and float, whilst I suck your goats. Run far! I'm Super Chupacabra!
I'm a damn killer / Wearing Charlie by Matthew Zink. I'm gonna blow up your boat. I'm gonna make it sink.
Gonna ensure you never leave this island. Explosions is what I have planned. Your boat and my dynamite in a...
Sexy! Sexy! Bang, bang, bang, bang.
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Join us for the Honk’s Kitchen.
Compiling the semi-final and final of one of the world’s most exciting daytime cookery shows, where casseroles and tempers get extremely heated.
Who will win the coveted prize of Head Chef at Honk Romsey’s brand new mobile restaurant and burger van: Honkz.
Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.
Social media management by Laurie Stone.
Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC.
Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .
Geoff the Baker couldn't appear in this episode as he wasn't in the original episodes and does not have a time machine.
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Compilating Ian and Stella's journey from recording their first album, to the mishaps of not working together and then their musical assault on Vegas.
Join us for a love story like no other and music that should never have been recorded due to it's magical qualities.
Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.
Social media management by Laurie Stone.
Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC.
Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .
Geoff the Baker loves the work of Tim Bamburner and has one Goldeneye.
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Flashback with us to when Matt and Kev lost one of the 9 Miss Marple's that live in their cupboard and chased her across the Cat Noir Metaverse.
Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.
Social media management by Laurie Stone.
Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC.
Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .
Geoff the Baker is missing.
No, sorry, that was a typo.
Geoff the Baker is massing.
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It's time to count down the top five "True Crime shows of the decade" as presented by Patrick MacNee.
The only problem is, Matt's wiped all the tapes.
However, the ever resourceful Patrick reveals a unique opportunity for Matt and Kev to finally do some acting.
Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.
Social media management by Laurie Stone.
Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC.
Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .
Geoff the Baker would like us to point out that he often appears in the small print for many other podcasts,
but he likes the way we treat him with respect and so has renewed his contract to stay in our small print for a further three years.
God bless Geoff.
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Unexpected equine activity causes a big problem in Kev’s front room.
Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.
Social media management by Laurie Stone.
Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC.
Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .
Geoff the Baker is here to help, but he’s just popped out.
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Flight instructor Mike Russett starts his morning with a challenging lesson. But, for Mike, today is only going to get weirder…
Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.
Social media management by Laurie Stone.
Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC.
Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .
Cessna FX provided by "Cheeseheadburger" and "Cask" on freesounds.com
Geoff the Baker was here a moment ago. You just missed him.
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A one-note character, largely known for saying Perkins lots, swears vengeance and justice on the man who wronged her, and will stop at nothing to make things right.
Warning: this episode contains themes of revenge and marzipan.
Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.
Social media management by Laurie Stone.
Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC.
Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .
Geoff the Baker is staying as far away from this episode as he can.
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The podcast currently has 86 episodes available.