Cat Noir Comedy Podcast

Dr Pentagram is fond of spiders, but just how close does the bond go? And what does this mean for everyone in the hospital around him? Join Cat Noir in the first of three special nightmare stories, where each one is more terrifying than the next...

Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Find us on Instagram @Catnoirpodcast

Geoff the Baker's favourite spider is Man.

WARNING: This episode contains spiders.

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

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What begins as an interview with an informant becomes a life-or-death situation for Lead, Lead Detective Michaels as he follows Matt and Kev around town looking for answers.

The Questions might be: Why do Bundy and Ted now have a studio audience? Why is Warren pedalling crisps and how protective should a house alarm really be?

Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Find us on Instagram @Catnoirpodcast

Geoff the Baker is not real. Or is he? He's not! But he could be. Maybe he is. Maybe he isn't.

One thing is for sure. You won't find out in this episode.

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

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Cat Noir presents Part Two of their musical: Super Chupacabra. Arnold Reinhold-Badgerfur and his team prepare traps to catch the beast as a mysterious sexy, monster blows up their boat.

Follow the twists and turns as the Hunters find they have become the hunted.

Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers.

Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com. Find us on Instagram @Catnoirpodcast

Geoff the Baker is still refusing to sing, unless he can duet with Snoop Dogg.

Super Chupacabra novel out now

Super Chupacabra : Chilvers, KL: Amazon.co.uk: Books

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

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Cat Noir presents Part One of their musical: Super Chupacabra.

After a dodgy bet in a rowdy pub; famed explorer Arnold Reinhold-Badgerfur assembles a team to cross the seas and search for the mighty, mythical goat sucking Chupacabra.

Who'll make the team and who can be trusted? Rum anyone?

Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com. Find us on Instagram @Catnoirpodcast

Geoff the Baker doesn't appear in this episode as he only sings in the shower.

Super Chupacabra novel out now

Super Chupacabra : Chilvers, KL: Amazon.co.uk: Books

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

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Two rouges concoct a plan to claim life insurance from their rather clumsy friend Hector.

But how difficult could it be to kill someone whose life is a walking disaster?

Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.

Artwork by Maisie Chilvers and Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com

Find us on Instagram @Catnoirpodcast

Geoff the Baker has 13 insurance policies. He assures us this is a dozen.

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

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• Cat Noir is a character-based, fully scored, fortnightly comedy series that masquerades as a podcast. Imagine a world where podcasts are more than just audio; they’re immersive experiences. That what it's hosts Matt and Kev find out when they start on their podcast journey.
• Every fortnight, you’ll follow the fortunes and misfortunes of an ever-growing cast of characters. All of whom thought they were one off sketch participants but are now living fully formed lives within the world of Cat Noir.
• Expect action, adventure, low and high stakes as the characters navigate their way through various escapades. Whether they are battling villains, solving mysteries, or simply trying to lead a quiet life, Cat Noir serves up a delightful mix of scenarios.
• But wait, there’s more! Here's a recent review "Huge doses of comedy are sprinkled throughout. Witty banter, unexpected twists, and laugh-out-loud moments. It’s like eavesdropping on a quirky universe where the absurd meets the everyday." Mr G Chatbot.

So, if you’re up for a podcast that defies conventions and invites you into a world where characters come alive, give Cat Noir Comedy Podcast a listen. You can find it on all good podcast platforms.

YouTube, Amazon Music, TuneIn, and Apple Podcasts12345.

Written, performed, produced and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers.

Music by Kevin Chilvers.

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

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Kev and Matt track Rick Alanman to The Tachycardic Plaza in London just in time for a plot of movie-sized proportions to unfold.

Join us for the conclusion of a special festive double episode, where love and dry roasted peanuts are in the air, and party

door staff can be a little irate. Can Kev and Matt save Christmas? No good asking Mr Tunguska... he will never tell.

Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers.

Artwork by Maisie Chilvers and Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com

Find us on Instagram @Catnoirpodcast

Geoff the Baker wishes everyone a Merry Christmas. Except Rick.

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

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When a cosy Cat Noir Christmas gets rudely hijacked, Kev and Matt take to the road in a bid to save the season.

Join us for the first part of a festive double episode, where Danny Peaks is selling the ultimate stocking-filler,

Mr Godwin learns some cold truths about Christmas traditions, and Dale Alan interviews a special guest on Digging Deeper.

Did anyone bring any trifle?

Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers.

Artwork by Maisie Chilvers and Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com

Find us on Instagram @Catnoirpodcast

Geoff the Baker might appear in this episode.

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

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Matt and Kev get a strange letter as we visit Egypt to find out how a Cat God became the narrator on a comedy podcast.

The 34th death in Cat Noir has been reached starting the #35 protocol. DO NOT PANIC.

Who will die 35th? All will be revealed, and nothing will be the same again.

Geoff the Baker wasn't #35. He wants it known that his trouser size is actually 34/31. He was insistent that I include this information.

Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers.

Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com

Find us on Instagram @Catnoirpodcast

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

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EPISODE 35:

Patrick MacNee probes the story of two of the most active serial killers of our time in this very special episode

of The TV Crime documentary "Harmed to Death."

Over the last 18 months during the Cat Noir Comedy Podcast there have been exactly 34 on screen deaths.

Now this may sound like a coincidence but believe me, it's not. Our final, 35th death has not let happened,

but when it does, it will activate the #35 protocol that has been running since the very first episode. A klaxon

will indicate that the 35th death is imminent. Do not be alarmed. You will not need to do anything, other than,

sit back and enjoy this episode. Why not have a bet with a friend, as to who will be that all important 35th death.

Geoff the Baker might be #35... stay tuned to find out.

Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers.

Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com

Find us on Instagram @Catnoirpodcast

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.