Cat Noir Comedy Podcast

An ancient horror. A terrible curse that strikes without warning, without remorse, without any real meaning.

Join Matt and Kev for a special Hallowe'en adventure so terrifying that, according to Warren: "you'll definitely soil yourself".

Don't worry though; if things get too scary, you can always call Ghost Frighteners...

Geoff the baker does not appear in this episode due to trick or treat commitments.

Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers.

Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com

Find us on Instagram @Catnoirpodcast

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

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Duke Render tries to save the Titanic but gets stuck in a reoccurring nightmare.

Lead, Lead Detective Michaels has a house call to make.

Digging Deeper finally gets a touch of class, whilst Geoff and Petunia are plagued by a screaming banshee.

Geoff the baker does not appear in this episode because he couldn't be bothered.

Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers.

Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com

Find us on Instagram @Catnoirpodcast

Super Chupacabra novel out now

Super Chupacabra : Chilvers, KL: Amazon.co.uk: Books

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

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Craig Crayons helps a hoarder, Dr Pentagram makes some unusual diagnoses, and we finally learn

the ancient secrets of origami. Meanwhile, on Over The Fence, Lionel and Richie talk us through

some of their favourite seasonal foods... but what are they really up to?

Geoff the baker does not appear in this episode for political reasons.

Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers.

Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com

Find us on Instagram @Catnoirpodcast

Super Chupacabra : Chilvers, KL: Amazon.co.uk: Books

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

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Do you have a theft/arson/disappearance that can not be explained?

Then maybe you need the services of the Great Panthera Detective: The Pink Tiger.

Visit him at his mansion and relax in one of the many planning rooms, whilst explaining your problems

and being waited on by his butler, Burrowing Owl. However, the price paid is never money.

Geoff the baker does not appear in this episode as all his teeth have fallen out.

Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers.

Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com

Find us on Instagram @Catnoirpodcast

Super Chupacabra : Chilvers, KL: Amazon.co.uk: Books

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

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A night of particularly heavy rain spells disaster for Bundy and Ted on Stargazing Live, as the exits are blocked,

trapping them in the observatory. Luckily, thanks to a fortuitously timed competition win, they'll have plenty to eat.

Elsewhere, Malcolm is trying to find the right sort of applicant to hire at Animal Help...

Geoff the baker may not actually be a baker. More to follow.

Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers.

Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com

Find us on Instagram @Catnoirpodcast

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

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Ian and Stella are back in the studio, but Juggy Brown wants his revenge.

Carl Terminator gets his own TV Show, Cunch of Bunts release a new single and the Tour De France passes by,

but the big question is, how many sheep make a "Shep?"

Geoff the baker does not appear in this episode as he is busy recycling.

Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers.

Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com

Find us on Instagram @Catnoirpodcast

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Season 3 kicks off with Dale Alan asking more probing questions on Digging Deeper. Meanwhile, a scandal

at the Twurzels factory leads Lead Lead Detective Michaels to uncover a controversy so sinister, it sparks a

chocolate ripple across the entire Cat Noir universe, but why does Demi Moore keep phoning?

Geoff the baker does not appear in this episode due to Covid 19 travel restrictions. 

Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers.

Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com

Find us on Instagram @Catnoirpodcast

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

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Part 4: The Quest for the Stone.

Separated from Jim and forced to take his search to Morocco, Charlie seeks out the final painting, whilst Jim

has a strange encounter in the snow, and A. Sean Bean proves without a shadow of a doubt that two Jim's isn't

necessarily a good thing.

Join Charlie and Jim on their final leg of their adventure in the concluding part of the Hollywood Action Movie,

where high seas come with high stakes, Moroccan tangerine sellers come with tangerines, and precious stones

are always wanted by men with guns.

This episode was written, performed, recorded, edited and produced by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.

Why not follow us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast and, if you like what we do, please like and subscribe to our podcast on

whichever platform you listen to us. Artwork by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects were obtained from: https://www.zapsplat.com

The Moroccan fight sequence features audio recorded by Kevin Luce and downloaded from www.freesound.org

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

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Part 3: Risky Business

After a narrow escape from The Great Ostrich Casino in Vegas, Charlie and Jim head to Washington DC Comics

to find the third painting. Only, A. Sean Bean's has plans too. And now the FBI are watching...

Join Charlie and Jim's adventure in the third episode of this 4 part Hollywood Action Movie. 

Where lives are lost, trust is short, and Senator Porkchop shows us how the wheels of politics really spin.

This episode was written, performed, recorded, edited and produced by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers.

Why not follow us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast and, if you like what we do, please like and subscribe to our podcast on

whichever platform you listen to us. Artwork by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects were obtained from: https://www.zapsplat.com

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

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Part Two: A Whole heap of Art.

After a visit to The Great London Museum of Englishness, Charlie and Jim are pursued across the city by A. Sean Bean

and his goons. Aided by a mysterious but helpful German woman who could be easily mistaken for Arnold Schwarzenegger,

the two leave England to widen their search for more paintings in the grand ole US of A. 

Join Charlie, Jim, and maybe Stella too in the second episode of this 4 part Hollywood Action Movie,

where the hunt for the stone becomes a gamble for life. Only in Vegas.

This episode was written, performed, recorded, edited and produced by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.

Why not follow us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast and, if you like what we do, please like and subscribe to our podcast on

whichever platform you listen to us. Artwork by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects were obtained from: https://www.zapsplat.com

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.