Cat Noir Comedy Podcast

Part 1: Forgotten Treasures

Novelist, Charlie Blunderwedge and his friend and literary agent, Jim Bond, are thrown into adventure after discovering mysterious writings on the

back of Charlie's new painting. But what does it all mean? And why does a man who looks exactly like Sean Bean care so much?

Join Charlie, Jim, and a whole heap of Hollywood characters as they set out on their quest to solve the question no one knew needed answering:

What is the Pynming August Sun Stone?

This episode was written, performed, recorded, edited and produced by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers.

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whichever platform you listen to us. Artwork by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects were obtained from: https://www.zapsplat.com

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

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In this final episode of the Cat Noir miniseries; the remaining survivors reach the windmill and learn the truth behind the plane crash.

Are they in purgatory? Or maybe trapped in a time loop? Has this all been a hallucination?

Or just an insane scheme, concocted by a failed actor, desperate to get on the podcast?

All the answers you need are here. In this episode. Waiting to be heard.

This episode was written, performed, recorded, edited and produced by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers.

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whichever platform you listen to us. Artwork by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects were obtained from: https://www.zapsplat.com

Geoff the Baker does not appear in this episode due to a restraining order.

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

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Following the horror of the swimming pool, the survivors find a door marked 'Quarantine' on the side of a disused windmill.

Inside, they'll find answers to the power behind the island. Meanwhile, Danny Peaks learns he can't outrun his past. So he packs his bags.

This episode was written, performed, recorded, edited and produced by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Why not follow us on Instagram

@catnoirpodcast and, if you like what we do, please like and subscribe to our podcast on whichever platform you listen to us.

Artwork by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects were obtained from: https://www.zapsplat.com

Geoff the Baker does not appear in this episode. Where are you Geoff? Give us a call.

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

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Following the heart breaking tragedy of the coconut incident, things are becoming sweaty and tense in the jungle.

Maybe the survivors could cool down with a nice swim, but nothing comes easy in a jungle, where everything wants to eat you.

Meanwhile, Danny sends Warren on a mission and finally meets Salutations Binweave face to face.

This episode was written, performed, recorded, edited and produced by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Why not follow us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast

and, if you like what we do, please like and subscribe to our podcast on whichever platform you listen to us. Artwork by Laurie Stone.

Some sound effects were obtained from: https://www.zapsplat.com

Geoff the Baker does not appear in this episode despite the numerous messages left for him.

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

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Something waits, echoing through the jungle, while Alfie has a flashback of daddy issue sized proportions.

Elsewhere, an unlikely duo is formed as Danny and Warren investigate the tickets with the help of Warren's friend: a real life computer wizard.

This episode was written, performed, recorded, edited and produced by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Why not follow us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast

and, if you like what we do, please like and subscribe to our podcast on whichever platform you listen to us. Artwork by Laurie Stone.

Some sound effects were obtained from: https://www.zapsplat.com

Geoff the Baker does not appear in this episode as he is on holiday in Bermuda and is not taking calls.

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

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A woman awakes on a beach, bruised, bloody and lost. Recognition of where she is and what has happened begins to float across her face.

She winces back the pain…

Who else has survived? Where are they? Why did this happen? What animal would make the perfect family pet?

Meanwhile a Heron needs collecting from the airport.

This episode was written, performed, recorded, edited and produced by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Why not follow us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast

and, if you like what we do, please like and subscribe to our podcast on whichever platform you listen to us. Artwork by Laurie Stone.

Some sound effects were obtained from: https://www.zapsplat.com

Geoff the Baker does not appear in this episode due to his ongoing commitments to baking, regardless of any scheduled court appearances.

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

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Nine very different people all have one thing in common: they've been gifted a holiday to Bermuda. Not all of them are going to make it. Unconnected and unknowing, everyone boards the plane while Danny Peaks gets a mysterious phone call and Passport Control proves that no matter what actions you take, you can't cheat fate.

This episode was written, performed, recorded, edited and produced by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Why not follow us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast and, if you like what we do, please like and subscribe to our podcast on whichever platform you listen to us. Artwork by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects were obtained from: https://www.zapsplat.com

Geoff the Baker does not appear in this episode due to recent allegations.

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

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The hottest new podcast is taking the world by storm: Rouge Chien.

A hot mess of alternative scenes, audience added outtakes, strange sound effects and impossible sketches that somehow feel strangely familiar.

Matt thinks it's the best thing since pre-unsliced cut bread got sliced. Is he right?

Kev's not so sure. In fact, Kev thinks something far more sinister is afoot...

Meanwhile, two phone calls converge and become trapped in a time loop shattering reality.

From this fracture, within the fabric of the known universe comes an egg; which falls to stand on top of a hill.

A mere, ten years later, it begins to crack.

But how do all these events relate? You can bet your last bread slice you'll find out on Rouge Chien.

This episode was written, performed, recorded and produced by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders, with special guest star Alex Beckhelling.

Cat noir is edited by Gary the Trainee Sound Engineer. Rouge Chien is edited by a dog in a box surrounded by Herons.

Some sound effects downloaded from zapsplat.com

Why not follow us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast and if you like what we do, please like and subscribe to our podcast.

Who even is Geoff the Baker?

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

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Tricia wants nothing more than a normal family and a quiet life. Life has other plans for her.

Gordon wants for his wife to be happy. But life has other plans for him too. 

And now, tonight, in a small house, in a boring residential suburb, one man will battle with his inner demons for the sake of his sanity and his family. 

Self belief, therapy and religion may not work, so why don't we all sing a song?

This episode was written, performed, recorded and produced by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders and guest starred Maisie Chilvers.

Editing is by Gary the Trainee Sound Engineer.

Some sound effects obtained from zapsplat - find them online

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Geoff the Baker's secrets hide in the small print.

All music (C) Kevin Chilvers

Play Cat Noir Comedy Podcast presents: music from Possession by Kevin Chilvers on Amazon Music

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

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Kelvin The Robot goes shopping, family ties are explored in "Cops on Blocks," Dale Allen looks into Road Rage and Matt and Kev return from their road trip, but have they found the Marple?

Listen in to find out the answers to these questions and more.

This episode was written, performed, recorded and produced by Matt "Coconut" Sanders and Kevin "Apricot" Chilvers.

Editing is by Gary the Trainee Coconut Engineer.

Why not follow us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast and if you like what we do, please like and subscribe to our coconut. I mean podcast.

Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com and Coconuts (patient pending) supplied by Geoff the Baker.

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

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