This is war. Herons vs Humans and Herrings. Time to rebrand.

Meanwhile Ian gets a shock, Dale has his photo taken and Stargazing Live receive a rather upsetting email.

Cat Noir is Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Find us @catnoirpodcast on Instagram.

Some sound effects acquired from www.zapsplat.com

Music (c) Kevin Chilvers

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

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Dale Allen meets the sinister surgeon Dr Karlous Kennedious as the Grand Visor of the Ninth Siege of the Cult of Herons addresses his followers.

Ian and Stella talk wildlife, whilst John decides to buy his wife an Alexa. Elsewhere Kevin makes this a special episode for Matt.

Cat Noir is Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Find us @catnoirpodcast on Instagram.

Some sound effects acquired from www.zapsplat.com

Music (c) Kevin Chilvers

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

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There is a Heron trapped in-between the sketches on the podcast. Someone please send help.

Meanwhile Kelvin the Robot replaces the white goods in Alfie's kitchen, Stella stands by Ian and Dale Allen uncovers some sinister surgery.

Cat Noir is Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Find us @catnoirpodcast on Instagram.

Some sound effects acquired from www.zapsplat.com

Music (c) Kevin Chilvers

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

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Kev and Matt start their podcast whilst Dale Allen makes a terrible mistake, Charlie tries his hand at horror, Danny Peaks makes an urgent call and Stella just can't get the words right.

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

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Welcome to the world of Cat Noir. A comedy sketch show within a podcast.

Cat Noir is Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Find us @catnoirpodcast on Instagram.

Some sound effects acquired from www.zapsplat.com

Music (c) Kevin Chilvers

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.