Cat Noir Comedy Podcast

Imagine if you will, a man calling the same number four times, expecting different results each time.

Is this the type of man you would assume will one day, run the country?

A buffoon, loon, a baboon, a cruel twisted, Babaffloon.

Isn't it more likely that this man would fail? Listen in to find out.

Whilst you are here, you may as well know it's the return of Agony Aunt and the end of Duke Render. Gulp!

This episode was written, performed, recorded and produced by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers.

Editing is by Gary the Trainee Sound Engineer.

Why not follow us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast and if you like what we do, please like and subscribe to our podcast.

Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

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Can Matt and Kev find the missing Marple?

Can Ian save Stella from Juggy Brown?

Can Duke Render turn up on time or at least within a few miles of his target?

Can Chester the dog save Bundy and Ted from non-stop boogie-woogie?

Do the can-can can-can with Cat Noir.

This episode was written, performed, recorded and produced by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers.

Editing is by Gary the Trainee Sound Engineer.

Why not follow us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast and if you like what we do, please like and subscribe to our podcast.

Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt and Kev are on hot on the trail of their missing Marple as Stella finds her old magic doesn't work on everyone.

Duke Render finds himself off target, Dale Allen sets his sights on a prime story whilst Charlie gives Jim the run down on his neighbours.

Geoff the Baker was unable to appear in this week's episode.

This episode was written, performed, recorded and produced by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers.

Editing is by Gary the Trainee Sound Engineer.

Why not follow us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast and if you like what we do, please like and subscribe to our podcast.

Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What was that? A foghorn, a chocolate advert, a werewolf, the swooping of a dragon?

Just one more thing... how many Marples make a cupboard full of Marples?

Find out the answers to these pressing questions and more by entering the World of Cat Noir.

This episode was written, performed, recorded and produced by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers.

Editing is by Gary the Trainee Sound Engineer.

Why not follow us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast and if you like what we do, please like and subscribe to our podcast.

Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back for a second season and returning in style as we present "Too many Marples" a story within the sketch show, inside the comedy podcast.

A murder, mystery just waiting to be solved nine times over.

Meanwhile, Matt is convinced Kev has opened a café in his front room and Ian returns to the studio without Stella, and finds himself in a sticky situation.

This episode was written, performed, recorded and produced by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers.

Editing is by Gary the Trainee Sound Engineer.

Why not follow us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast and if you like what we do, please like and subscribe to our podcast.

Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join Patrick MacNee as he fights Ogre's, dragons and applies for car insurance whilst introducing the second season of the Cat Noir Comedy Podcast.

Steed is back in the saddle; dressing gowns optional.

Written and performed by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.

Artwork by Maisie Chilvers.

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Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com

Geoff the Baker lives a bourgeois lifestyle but he'd hate anyone to know that.

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

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Bundy and Ted have always dreamt about seeing the stars but maybe tonight they should have their telescope facing at the Earth.

Are they already here? Do they walk among us? Can we even see them?

Join two humble astrologers, two SETI scientists and a Hollywood star as they do battle to save our planet from the Shadow Pixie People.

Geoff the Baker does not feature in this week's special.

Cat Noir are Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Find us @catnoirpodcast on Instagram.

Some sound effects acquired from www.zapsplat.com

Music (c) Kevin Chilvers

Play Cat Noir Comedy Podcast presents: Music from The Invasion of the Shadow Pixie People by Kevin Chilvers on Amazon Music

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

For Dale Allen: This is his chance to interview a cultural phenomenon.

For Lead Detective Michaels: This is his chance to finally get that promotion.

For Charlie: This is his chance to turn years of writing to his advantage.

For the unnamed policeman: It's his chance to get a line and wear a Gillet.

For years: sinister murders have taken place across the globe. All that is known about the killer is that they wear a beret and are accompanied by their own soundtrack, what the police call "The Creeping Jazz." Join us and unravel the mystery.

The Story of Creeping Jazz includes permission to use parts of "Feverish Rhythm by Rasputin" "Real Trumpet by Chockehold" and "Jazz kid reverse guitar by Johnny808" all from www.looperman.com

check it out to find free loops and samples.

Cat Noir is Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Find us @catnoirpodcast on Instagram.

Some sound effects acquired from www.zapsplat.com

Music (c) Kevin Chilvers

Play Cat Noir comedy podcast presents: Music from The Story of Creeping Jazz by Kevin Chilvers on Amazon Music

Geoff the Baker has been reactively added to this episode summary... and he is not pleased.

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

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Do you need advise? Then give Aunty Mable a call.

Need a door knocker. Don't go to this shop.

Argh... stop throwing fish at me, I'm trying to write an episode summary.

Cat Noir is Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Find us @catnoirpodcast on Instagram.

Some sound effects acquired from www.zapsplat.com

Music (c) Kevin Chilvers

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

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Welcome to Passport Control, if only there was an I.T system's analyser on hand on to help.

Bundy invents a machine to see the night's sky whilst we find out how hurricanes get their names.

Cat Noir is Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Find us @catnoirpodcast on Instagram.

Some sound effects acquired from www.zapsplat.com

Music (c) Kevin Chilvers

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.