This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina discuss birthday shenanigans and the most unbelievable cake of all time. The FMK is between Freddie Mercury, Elton John and Peyton Manning.

Going into the bad dates, Christina shares a date coming to terms with her advancing age, Cassi shares a wingwoman horror story and Keegan's shares a wild date at Walmart. Christina wraps it up in the true crime segment, Tainted Love, with the story of Ira Bernstein.

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