The long-running saga of Charles Lindbergh and his plans to construct an all-white community in the Next World seems to be taking yet another unexpected turn. Something seems to be about to turn this story on its ear and we'll tell you what that something is.

The Lassie Squad, the all-dog action film turned comedy, was released to the Afterlife public the other day. What are critics and members of the audience saying about this unlikely project? We'll tell you.

Jim Morrison, former lead singer for The Doors, is up to his old Bad Boys ways again. What has he done now that has several former wrestlers as well as William Shakespeare telling him to get his act together or face consequences? You'll find out.

After the Wright Brothers, co-inventors if the airplane, were spurned romantically by former astronaut Sally Ride in favor of their sister Katherine, the boys have been trying to reestablish their reputations as studs. Unfortunately for Orville, however, he has come up a little short in his latest attempt to charm the ladies. What's the rumor that causing people all over the Next World to giggle at the pioneering aviator?

The ongoing story about aviator Charles Lindbergh and his plans to build an all-white town in the Next World keeps evolving. What's the latest about Lucky Lindy's apartheid utopia? We'll tell you.

Former Laugh-In star Judy Carne just arrived in the Afterlife. In the crowd waiting to meet her was a famous and very unexpected fan of hers. Who was this Mystery Woman and how did the two get along? You'll find out.

Actor Martin Milner, best known for his starring role on the long-running TV show Route 66, also just arrived in the Next World. Did his arrival cause as much of a stir as Carne's? You may be surprised by the answer.

Just before this edition of the Report was recorded came word about a change in one of this week's stories. We'll give you the most recent details.

Two weeks ago we broke the story that former TV talk show host/game show mogul Merv Griffin was starting a new chat show with Tammy Faye Bakker. I now know who the surprise guest on their first show was. Many in the Next World were shocked by his appearance and so will you be when you hear who it was and what he had to say.

The dust is still settling from the backstage turmoil at the TV variety show hosted by Abe Lincoln and wife Whitney Houston. What prompted Whitney's hissy fit that's caused heads to roll and has the show's staff walking on egg shells? We have the details.

Jim Morrison, former lead singer for The Doors, has been telling anyone who'll listen that he isn't getting big enough parts in the Shakespearian plays produced by Vince McMahon Sr. Recently, Morrison was up for the lead in Othello. Did he get the part? You'll find out and the answer may surprise you.

We have breaking news about the all-white community aviator Charles Lindbergh has been building in the Next World. Big things seem to be happening and we'll fill you in.

Last week, Yvonne Craig who played Batgirl on TV transitioned to the Next World and was immediately taken aside by Christopher Reeve who portrayed Superman in three movies. We now know what their intense conversation was about...and it relates to another story we've been following for some time. What did the two superheroes discuss? You'll find out.

Orville and Wilbur Wright, the co-inventors of the airplane, we're both spurned by Former astronaut Sally Ride in favor of their sister Katherine. You won't believe what one of the Wright boys is doing to reassert his manliness in the eyes of the public.

The all-canine action film The Lassie Squad has been turned into a comedy after a series of problems on the set. With a production deadline looming, what actors have been added to the cast in a last-minute attempt to get things back on track? We'll tell you.

There was upset behind the scenes of the TV variety show hosted by Abraham Lincoln and his new wife Whitney Houston. You won't believe it when you hear what nearly caused Whitney to walk off the show in a rage.

Actress Yvonne Craig who played Batgirl on the Batman TV series of the 60s, just transitioned to the Afterlife. Upon her arrival, Christopher Reeve who played Superman in three movies, took her aside and had an intense conversation with her. What did the Man of Steel have to say to the former latex-clad crime fighter? We'll tell you what sources are saying.

The all-canine action flick The Lassie Squad has turned into a train wreck. What new plan has producer Rudd Weatherwax hatched in an attempt to salvage the troubled production? You'll find out.

Last week Orville and Wilbur Wright were fighting over the affections of astronaut Sally Ride. Now someone new has come into the picture to challenge the fly boys for the lady's affections...and you won't believe who it is.

Talk show host and creator of Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune Merv Griffin just announced that he is returning to television. Merv, who has changed his lifestyle since departing the Earthly Plane, had another surprise in store. You'll never guess who is set to co-star on his new show with him.

Frank Gifford, National Football League MVP and Monday Night Football announcer for 27 years, just arrived in the Afterlife. While he looked as good as he ever did on the Earthly Plane, sources say he wasn't exactly in playing condition when he got to the Next World. What was up with Kathie Lee's husband? You'll find out.

Orville and Wilbur my be the Wright brothers but at the moment, things are decidedly wrong between them. It seems a woman has become between the siblings who built and flew the first airplane. You'll be shocked when you hear who this Mystery Miss is.

Speaking of aviators, Charles Lindbergh's plans to build an all-white community in the Afterlife seem to be unraveling. Who is behind the pranking that's driving the first man to fly solo across the Atlantic to distraction? You'll find out.

Rudd Weatherwax, the man behind the Lassie TV show and movies, has begun filming a new movie intended to revive the dog centric franchise. All may not be going according to plan, however. You won't believe it when you hear what's causing chaos on the set.

The first episode of Abe Lincoln and Whitney Houston's summer variety show aired on Afterlife TV over the weekend. Reviews were mixed. What did the critics like about it and what did they pan? Also, what did the audience think of last-minute addition Bobbi Kristina's contribution to the show? We'll tell you.

Charles Lindbergh, first man to fly solo across the Atlantic Ocean, has hit a snag in his plan to build the Next World's first all-white community. Why are people now laughing at the racist flyer's plans? You'll find out.

Fred Trump, father of The Donald, has been critical in recent weeks of his son's antics as a Republican candidate in the 2016 race for the White House. Now the elder Trump has taken a radical step to distance himself from his offspring...and you won't believe what it is.

Months ago, I reported that legendary stuntman Evel Knievel had become a male model. At the time, I predicted career disaster for Evel. Was I right? We have an update on the daredevil-turned male mannequin.

Professional wrestler "Rowdy" Roddy Piper just transitioned to the Next World. There were a few surprises awaiting Roddy upon his arrival. What were they and who presented them to him? We'll tell you.

On the Earthly Plane, relatives of recently transitioned Bobbi Kristina Brown got into a tussle at her memorial service. Who was fighting and what did Bobbi Kristina have to say about the family feud? You'll find out.

For months, world famous physicist Albert Einstein has been working on a musical about his life with songwriter Jerry Goffin. Now comes word that the play is ready to open and that it has an element or two to it that may shock you. Is the show one you should plan on seeing if you arrive in the Afterlife soon?

Singer Kurt Cobain has been touring with a Next World version of Nirvana that includes his new bride, Anna Nicole Smith. How has the bosomy blonde been received by Kurt's Next World fans? Is there trouble in Nirvana. Listen and find out.

As we told you previously on the Report, former U.S. Senator Ted Kennedy has been working on a porno movie with co-star Jayne Mansfield. Reports say that while the film is now completed and running in Next World theaters, there are some questions about Mr. Kennedy's performance. Did the Senator come up short? We'll tell you.

Abraham Lincoln and his new wife Whitney Houston have a new TV variety show to run during the months when their reality show is not in production. What happened during a recent taping of the new show that stopped things in their tracks and who was responsible for the disruption? You'll find out.

Ayn Rand, novelist and patron saint of Libertarianism, has some complaints about the state of things in the Afterlife. Recently she expressed some opinions that have residents of the Next World in an uproar. What did Rand say that has people so angry at her? You won't believe it.

We have a last minute update to our story about Abe Lincoln and Whitney Houston's new variety show. A surprising addition has been made to the cast. Who is it and why was Whitney shedding tears of joy at the announcement?

It seems like the ongoing saga of aviator Charles Lindbergh's under-construction all white community keeps evolving. Adolf Hitler and Martin Luther King Jr. have been leading the protests against the project. Now things have taken a radical turn for the two. What has changed and how will it affect the relationship between the unlikely friends? You'll find out.

Former FBI director J. Edgar Hoover has been living as a woman for some time and is now married as Edith to her former right hand man Clive Tolson. Recently reporters caught up to Mrs. Tolson to ask her about Caitlyn Jenner winning the Arthur Ashe Courage Award. What she said may move you.

On the Earthly Plane, Donald Trump has been making very controversial remarks on the presidential campaign trail. Last week his father Fred said that he wished he hadn't left so much money to his son. What has Trump Senior said about The Donald now in the wake of his disparaging comments about Senator John McCain? The answer will surprise you.

If you remember the Lassie TV series or movies, you'll be happy to know that their owner/trainer is planning to keep the franchise alive in the form of a new movie. Just wait til you hear the plot!