We've been following the story of Adolf Hitler's self-imposed exile in a wooded part of the Afterlife. Since former NBC anchorwoman Jessica Savitch reported the story recently, some Next World residents have made a sport out of searching for the former Nazi leader. Now a famous pilot has inserted himself into the story. Who is this aviator and what is his interest in finding Hitler?

Vince McMahon Sr., father of the current chairman of World Wrestling Entertainment has partnered with William Shakespeare to stage new productions of The Bard's plays, using deceased former wrestlers as the talent. A famous non-wrestler has been trying to join the company. Who is this performer and have McMahon and Shakespeare decided to give him a shot? We'll tell you.

John Belushi has married his long-time Afterlife sweetheart Nicole Brown Simpson, former Earth Plane wife of OJ Simpson. The two had a surprise announcement soon after the wedding. You'll be shocked when you hear what it is.

Recently we reported that Whitney Houston and her Next World husband Abraham Lincoln had a tear-filled meeting with Whitney's daughter Bobbi Christina. We now know the details that story and we'll give them to you in this edition of the Report.

Soul Brother Number One, James Brown, has been juggling his self-appointed duties as Greeter To The Stars with his starring role touring with his band. James has ended the tour early, however, and it wasn't by choice. What happened that will keep James in his spot near the Pearly Gates for now?

Steve Jobs, former CEO of Apple, has a new project in the Next World that has people flicking to it. What is the latest innovation Jobs has added to the iVironment that has made it more popular than ever? We'll tell you.

The Afterlife has a new, very unusual, tourist attraction in the form of a notorious former world leader. Who is this person and why are people treating him like Bigfoot? You won't believe the answers.

The Next World's Oddest Couple, Abe Lincoln and Whitney Houston, have started a new chapter in their lives. What happened to change their relationship forever and who has been added to the mix? You'll be as shocked as Whitney was when you find out.

As regular listeners to the Report know, former televangelist Jerry Falwell has been meeting resistance from some Afterlife residents to his plans to construct a giant "Holyland" sign on a hill overlooking a large city. This week, another former Earthly Plane TV preacher transitioned to the Next World. Who is this man and was Falwell able to enlist him as an ally in his fight?

Gary Dahl, the inventor of the Pet Rock, arrived in the Afterlife the other day. An unlikely admirer of his was there to greet him. Who was it and why did he tell Dahl he was one if his favorite inventors of all time? You'll find out.

Months back, we reported that Kurt Cobain was planning on making his then-fiancé Anna Nicole Smith, the lead singer of a new version of Nirvana. Since then, the reconstituted band has hit the road with the bosomy blonde on the microphone. How have critics and audiences responded? We'll tell you.

Bob Burns, drummer and founding member of Lynyrd Skynyrd, arrived in the Next World. He was surprised by who greeted him...and wait til you hear what they had to say to him.

Novelist Ayn Rand, patron saint of the American Libertarian movement, is not happy about the state of the Afterlife and she isn't staying quiet about her grievances. What is the Author of The Fountainhead spouting off about and what has she done about it? We'll tell you.

Actor Don Knotts who starred as Deputy Barney Fife on the Andy Griffith Show looks like a different man these days. What has Knotts done to himself and why are some fans startled by his new appearance? You'll be shocked when you find out.

Albert Einstein was considered by many to be the smartest man if the 20th Century. Now Einstein is finding fans of a younger generation in the Next World. What is making Dr. Einstein a hero to the kids of the Afterlife?

Former child star Shirley Temple has a new business venture in the Next World. What is it and why might Afterlife partiers not want to take their beer buddies to it?

As previous editions of the Report have said, Joe DiMaggio and former and current Yankees team owner George Steinbrenner have been negotiating to get Joe back on the team. Dimaggio is once again wearing the pinstripes and took the field for Opening Day. Who showed up to ruin the return of Joe and upset his former wife Marilyn Monroe? We'll tell you.

World famous Surrealist painter Salvador Dali was well-known for his eccentricity. It seems death hasn't cramped his style. You won't believe it when you hear what new venture Dali recently announced.

Last week we told you that Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler has been living as a homeless man to atone for what he did when he was on Earth. Recently a famous producer announced a plan that would make Hitler the star of a new show. Who is the producer and what does he have in mind for Der Fuhrer that has outraged many?

Some time back comedian Andy Kaufman and King of Rock And Roll Elvis Presley announced they would be having a wrestling match to settle a dispute between them. The match was televised recently to a huge audience. Who won and what happens now to Kaufman's live concerts as Elvis Two? You'll find out.

George Steinbrenner, former owner of the New York Yankees, was know as a man who would go to any length or expense to get whoever he wanted for his team. Now that he owns a new Yankees team in the Afterlife, it seems that nothing has changed. Who are The Boss' two newest high profile acquisitions? We'll tell you.

Jerry Falwell, former televangelist, announced a major project some time back which was met with much resistance from his fellow Next World citizens. Has Falwell given in to popular opinion or is he sticking to his plans? You'll find out.

Some time back, we told you about Steve Jobs' plan to build an artificial environment in the Afterlife. The project is now complete. How are Next World citizens responding to the idea of rain on demand? The answer may surprise you.

An unlikely Earthly Plane TV star recently transitioned to the Afterlife. Who is he and why did his arrival in the Next World have hundreds of people spontaneously dancing?

As regular listeners to the Report know, Judy Garland has scrapped her plans to construct an all-female city in the Afterlife. It appeared the plan was dead until a famous artist came out of the woodwork to revive it. Who is this painter and why might the plan not meet with Garland's approval?

The former director of the FBI, J. Edgar Hoover, has been living as a woman in the Next World and recently married her former chief assistant at the Bureau. Why did she call a press conference the other day and why was she in tears before it was over? You'll find out.

People in the Afterlife have long wondered where Adolf Hitler has been hiding. We now know his whereabouts and the details will surprise you.

Sam Simon, co-creator of The Simpsons TV show, just arrived in the Next World. He had an unusual request for James Brown, who greeted him upon his arrival. We'll tell you what Simon was most interested in.

Preacher-turned-soul singer Martin Luther King Jr. has been accused of infidelity by the Afterlife tabloid press. With wife Coretta at his side, "Doc Martin" addressed a hastily-assembled press conference about the charges. Did he 'fess up,or take the Fifth? We'll tell you.

Leonard Nimoy, Star Trek's original Mr. Spock, just arrived in the Next World. What happened that had the veteran actor in tears? You'll find out.

There's been a change in the relationship between Marilyn Monroe and Andy Warhol. Who is the man from Monroe's past who has come back on the scene and how did they rekindle their relationship? You'll be surprised when you find out,

The former J. Edgar Hoover has been living as a woman full-time in the Next World. There's been a major change in Ms Hoover's status and you'll never guess what it is.

As previously reported, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. has decided to try his hand as a soul singer. Recently he performed his first concert in a sold-out arena. Did King make it to the mountaintop or did his dream turn into a nightmare? We'll tell you.

New York Yankee legend Babe Ruth has been outraging many in the Afterlife with his raunchy morning radio show for some time now. This past week, recent arrival to the Next World Gary Owens appeared on the show as a guest. Things did not go as he expected. What did Ruth say to Owens that insulted him and is causing many to say that The Babe has finally gone too far? You'll find out.

Recently, former New York governor Mario Cuomo backed down from his plans to become a rodeo clown in the face of protests from Next World animal activists. Now another former Democratic politician has people riled up. Who is he and why are some saying that his new career plans make a mockery of his family's legacy?

The Abe Vigoda impersonator has struck again! What has the Afterlife's most outrageous mimic done this time?

Former FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover has, as previously said on the Report, been living as a woman for some time in the Afterlife, often seen in public with his/her former chief lieutenant, Clyde Tolson. According to a source, the two may be more than close friends and former co-workers. We'll give you the scoop.

Gary Owens, best known as the onscreen announcer on Laugh-In, recently arrived in the Next World. Although Owens says that it's too soon for him to have plans for how to spend eternity, someone who has been mentioned in the past on the Report wants to give him a job. Who is it and why might Owens want to think twice before accepting the offer? We'll tell you.

The saga of Judy Garland and her plans to build an all-female community in the Afterlife has taken a new twist. Why might it be a while before women excited about the idea get to take up residency in New Garland? You'll find out.

Saturday Night Live just celebrated its 40th anniversary. Deceased former cast members have their own celebration planned. We'll tell you what it is and who is involved.