World-famous painter Pablo Picasso and former CBS anchorman Walter Cronkite are at each other's throats, figuratively speaking. What did Picasso say that got Walter's hackles up? We'll tell you.

Comedian Andy Kaufman is continuing to tour the Afterlife as "Elvis Two" to packed concert halls. His opening act, however, is disrupting things to such a degree that the real Elvis is threatening to shut things down. What is happening that has caused near-riots on several occasions. You'll find out.

Kurt Cobain is thinking of reforming Nirvana. You won't believe who he's thinking of making the band's singer. Why are some in the Next World saying that Cobain is letting the "little head" do the thinking for his big head?

Philip Seymour Hoffman has been lying low since his arrival in the Afterlife. A source recently ran into the talented actor, however. Wait til you hear where Hoffman has been hiding and why.

Recent arrival to the Afterlife, Oscar de la Renta, has been offered a second job on top of his previous invitation to design more dignified outfits for nun-turned-disco diva Mother Teresa. Who is the celebrity who wants de la Renta to co-host her show and what was Oscar's reaction to the offer? We'll tell you.

Judy Garland's plan to build an all-female community in the Next World has hit a major snag. Why is she having trouble finding construction workers to help her build her distaff Utopia? You'll find out.

Many in the Afterlife were shocked when they heard that Pop artist Andy Warhol and actress Marilyn Monroe were a couple and were planning on getting married in the near future. Now the enigmatic Warhol has dropped another bombshell about their plans. You won't believe what he says they have planned.

Speaking of shocks, Next World teenagers gave been getting a rise out of their elders with a crazy new clothing craze. What is the fashion choice that's making some Next World grown-ups avert their eyes?

Famous fashion designer Oscar de la Renta arrived in the Afterlife recently. No sooner had he arrived than some fans of a certain unlikely performer tried to drag him into a controversy surrounding their idol. What is the controversy and what does it have to do with de la Renta's legendary clothing? We'll tell you.

Jack Bruce, bass player for Cream, just began his life in the Next World. What other rock legend was there to greet him and what was the offer made to Bruce? You'll find out.

Everyone has seen those paintings of children with big eyes painted by Walter Keane. His ex-wife Margaret, still on the Earthly Plane, says that she was actually the artist behind the popular paintings. What is Walter doing in the Afterlife to defend his professional reputation and why is one young Next World resident calling him a fraud?

Marcia Strassman who played the wife on Welcome Back, Kotter, just arrived in the Afterlife. Her former co-star Ron Palillo had a job offer for her. What was it and what was Marcia's surprising response?

As regular listeners to the Report know, Abraham Lincoln and singer Whitney Houston are known as the Oddest Couple in the Afterlife. While they seem very much in love, someone is trying hard to split them up. Who is this killjoy and why are the producers of Abe and Whitney's new reality show cheering this new development from the sidelines?

Deceased Former New York Yankees owner has his heart set on getting a Yankee great from the past on his new team. Who is this former home run hitter and why is he playing hard to get with The Boss?

Uninterested in performing anymore but wanting to give something back to his Next World fans, Elvis Presley hired comedian Andy Kaufman to tour in his place as "Elvis Two." Now, however, reports have it that The King may be canceling the tour. Who is the opening act that has Elvis' fans walking out of the concerts in droves? We'll tell you.

Mother Teresa, the nun who worked tirelessly for the poverty-stricken of India, has become a darling of the Afterlife's young gay men. How did the Good Sister achieve that status and why do some say that she is being ridiculed by her fans?

Former Saturday Night Live cast member Jan Hooks transitioned to the Afterlife this past week. Reports say that she was not her usual chipper self on arrival. What happened and who was there to lend her a hand? We'll tell you.

Soul Brother Number One, James Brown has made himself the unofficial Greeter To The Stars in the Next World. Now James has another blockbuster project in the works. What is it and what other Big Name Talent is he recruiting to work with him on it?

Judy Garland had a lot to say about pop singer Katy Perry recently, as we reported. Flashy divas aren't all that have Garland's panties in a twist, however. What large group of people is Judy fed up with and what is she planning to do about it? You'll find out.

Trouble in Mayberry? Andy Griffith and his former co-star Don Knotts had an big argument in public recently and you won't believe what caused it!

Joan Rivers may be the hardest working woman in Afterlife show biz. Not only is she doing her "Street Style With Joan" TV show but she is also going to be touring in an all-star comedy show. What other famous dead comics are on the tour with Joan? We'll tell you.

It is well-known that Henry Ford, founder of the car company that bears his name, idolized Thomas Edison, the famous inventor. But is there more to their relationship than mere friendship? We'll tell you what one Next World publication is reporting.

Last week we reported that Afterlife recluse Elvis Presley had asked the late comedian Andy Kaufman to tour as Elvis Two to satisfy the King's fans' demands for more of their idol. Andy was more than willing to sub for Elvis but he had one strange demand. What was it and did Elvis agree to go along with it? We'll tell you.

Just before this edition of the Report was recorded, word came that Paul Revere of Paul Revere and the Raiders, had transitioned to the Afterlife. There was an unexpected surprise waiting for him when he arrived. Who was the mystery man and what happened when the two met? You'll find out.

Steve Jobs is still making news in the Afterlife. This time, instead of bitching about the shortcomings of Apple's current management, he has a new project that may change the Next World forever, We'll fill you in on the details.

Joan Rivers is still making waves in the Afterlife. This past week she managed to piss off an old target of hers yet again. Who is it and how did they react when Joan tried to make up with them? We'll tell you.

We haven't heard much from Kurt Cobain and his Next World fiancé Anna Nicole Smith in recent weeks. Now comes word that their forthcoming wedding has hit a snag, thanks to an old flame of one of them. Who is the party pooper and what alternate plans do Kurt and Anna Nicole have to deal with the problem?

Elvis Presley shaved his head months ago in an attempt to avoid his rabid fans who keep begging him to return to singing. Elvis has come up with a plan to make his fans happy while preserving his privacy...and you won't believe who he's recruited to help him.

Steve Jobs, former head of Apple, has had a lot to say about the current management and direction of his former company since his death. What does Jobs think about Apple preserving his former office just as he left it? We'll tell you.

Silver screen sex symbol Marilyn Monroe and Pop artist Andy Warhol have been a couple for some time now in the Afterlife. They seem happy together, as unlikely as that may seem but is there trouble in Paradise? Someone has his eye on Andy's girl and you won't believe who it is.

Joan Rivers has settled in to life in the Next World. In fact she's back at work on a new TV show. We'll tell you what the format is and who the new (?) nan in her life is.

Speaking of Afterlife TV shows, everyone's favorite Odd Couple, Abe Lincoln and Whitney Houston have been offered their own reality show but there's a potential problem. Who is the woman from Abe's past trying to put the kibosh on the show? We'll tell you.

Last week Steve Jobs had some harsh criticism of Tim Cook, the man who took over Apple after Jobs' death, and how he's running the company. What does Jobs think about the newly-introduced Apple Watch. You may be surprised when you find out and when you hear what Steve's new project is.

Richard Kiel, "Jaws" in the Roger Moore 007 movies, transitioned to the Afterlife. Who was waiting for him when he arrived and what surprising offer did they have for him?

Amy's Amazing Adventures, a cartoon show starring an animated version of singer Amy Winehouse, is a huge hit on Next World television. How did the producers surprise Ms Winehouse for her recent birthday? We'll tell you.

Bruce and Brandon Lee have been performing as a professional wrestling tag team called The Ninjas until recently. Find out why the feud that broke the team up isn't just part of the act.

Legendary comedian Joan Rivers arrived in the Afterlife this week.

We'll tell you what happened when she arrived and which famous rock

star had to come to her rescue.

Former Apple chairman CEO Steve Jobs has broken his silence on what he

thinks about the direction the company has taken since he transitioned

to the Next World and what he has to say isn't going to make Apple's

management happy. What does Jobs think the company needs to do to get

back on track? We'll tell you.

The romance between Saturday Night Live star John Belushi and OJ

Simpson's former wife Nicole has taken a turn and it's not what you

may be thinking. We'll fill you in.

Just before recording this Celebrity Afterlife Report I got an update

about Joan Rivers. What happened at the Next World Orientation Center

that had the usually unflappable Joan speechless?