On last week's Report, Joe Frazier was miffed when he found out that he didn't have to develop a competitor to the George Foreman Grill to earn a living in the Afterlife. We now know what Smokin' Joe's new plans are. Is it a case of jumping out of the frying pan into the fire? We'll tell you.

The saga of Judy Garland's attempt to construct a women-only community in the Next World continues. It seems that not everyone is a Friend Of Dorothy these days. An angry group of protestors forced an early termination of an interview Garland was giving this past week. We'll give you the who, the where, and why the actress may be wishing she was still back in Kansas.

For a man with such an incredible resume, astronaut Neil Armstrong was very reluctant to be in the spotlight when he was on the Earthly Plane. That, however, appears about to change in the Next World. Why are some saying that what he has planned is even more unlikely than being the first man to walk on the moon?

Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Is preparing for a new career in the Afterlife. Will it be a dream...or a nightmare? And why is he thinking about using a new name? You'll find out.

As reported on previous Reports, former televangelist Jerry Falwell has plans to put up a giant sign which would block the view of the sky for many Afterlife residents who have expressed their outrage. Now one of Falwell's former TV preachers has weighed in on the controversy. You'll be surprised when you find out who he is and what he had to say.

Recently deceased Chicago Cubs star Ernie Banks went on Yankee-turned radio shock jock Babe Ruth's show this past week to respond to The Bambino making crude jokes about him recently. The appearance didn't go as most expected it to. What incident from Ruth's past did Banks bring up that has got the Next World buzzing? You'll find out.

As you know, the Seattle Seahawks lost the Super Bowl to the Patriots. As is true with the living, many in the Afterlife blame the loss on a bad decision by the Seahawks' head coach. Football legend Vince Lombardi has weighed in on the call and you may be shocked by what he had to say.

Former heavyweight boxing champion Joe Frazier just arrived in the Next World. What plans does Smoking Joe have for his new existence and why will he have to change them? We'll tell you.

Ernie Banks, Chicago Cubs star and member of the Baseball Hall of Fame, arrived in the Afterlife this week. The legendary Babe Ruth “welcomed” Banks to his new existence on his radio show. What did The Bambino and his show's cast say about Banks that has the Next World in an uproar and how did Mr. Cub respond? We'll tell you.

Afterlife lesbians were sent into a tizzy when Judy Garland announced that she was planning to live in his still-under-construction “women only” community with her new fiance, Fred Trump, father of The Donald. You won't believe how the Wizard of Oz star has responded to the criticism.

As we told you last week on the Report, the upcoming wedding between Marilyn Monroe and Andy Warhol is off after the two had a very vocal argument in public. Now we have word that a famous promoter has a show biz offer on the table for La Monroe. Just wait 'til you hear who it is and what he wants Marilyn to do!

A former Earthly Plane televangelist has a plan that would permanently change the Next World landscape. Who is this famous TV Christian and why are Afterlife residents furious with him? You'll find out.

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Wrestling mogul Vince McMahon's father, also named Vince McMahon, is a resident of the Next World. The senior McMahon has apparently decided that he wants to go into more legitimate theatrical production. Just wait till you hear whose plays he will be producing and who he has tapped to star in his shows!

Marilyn Monroe and Andy Warhol, who some have called the Afterlife's Oddest Couple, have come to loggerheads over Marilyn's agreeing to let Donna Douglas, Ellie May from The Beverly Hillbillies, star as Monroe in a biopic. You may be shocked when you hear where the relationship is at now.

Judy Garland was stumped in her plans to build an all-women community in the Next World until Fred Trump, father of The Donald, came to her rescue. Rumors had it that Fred was sweet on Garland and planned to propose to her. Has he followed through and what would marrying a man do to her No Men Allowed town?

Former New York governor Mario Cuomo confided recently that he was thinking of becoming a rodeo clown in the Afterlife. What was the public reaction to that announcement and how did it affect the governor's plans? We'll tell you.

Actress Donna Douglas, best known as Ellie May Clampett on The Beverly Hillbillies, wants to make a movie about Marilyn Monroe's life in which Douglas would star. Monroe was OK with the idea so why are things now up in the air? Someone has thrown a monkey wrench into the works. Well tell you who.

Former New York State governor Mario Cuomo was surprised to find out there is no formal government in the Afterlife, forcing him to rethink his plans for his new existence. We now know that the governor plans to do with his time...and you're not going to believe it!

Wizard Of Oz star Judy Garland had her thwarted plans to build an all-female community in the Next World saved by Fred Trump, father of The Donald. Things may be changing again, however. We'll tell you why.

Actor/comedian Taylor Negron arrived in the Afterlife the other day. Who was on hand to greet Negron and what gift did that person have for him?

Andy Kaufman has been appearing in concert as "Elvis Two" with permission from the original Elvis. Andy insisted that his doppelgänger Tony Clifton be the opening act at all the shows. Clifton's obnoxious behavior was off-putting to the audiences so Presley asked Andy to reign him in. Things have taken a turn for the even stranger recently and you won't believe what Kaufman is proposing to resolve the matter.

Actress Donna Douglas, best known as Ellie May Clampett from The Beverly Hillbillies, arrived in the Next World the other day. Why did Douglas request a private meeting with Marilyn Monroe and what did she propose to the Some Like It Hot star? We'll tell you.

Richard Kiel, "Jaws" in two James Bond movies, always wanted to play Santa Claus when he was on the Earthly Plane. Kiel finally got his wish in the Afterlife recently, but things didn't go as planned. What happened and how did the giant react? You'll find out.

Former New York governor Mario Cuomo had big plans when he arrived in the Next World. What were they and why did Cuomo have to alter them unexpectedly? You'll be surprised at the answer.

In this last Celebrity Afterlife Report for 2014, we'll tell you about actor Ken Weatherwax who played Pugsley on the Addams Family TV show and his reunion with his former cast mates. What did Carolyn Jones who played his mother Morticia, do that shocked Weatherwax? We'll tell you.

Shirley Temple was the biggest child star in the history of movies. Recently a new man entered her life. Who is he and why are her friends surprised by her choice of companions? You'll find out.

A famous artist has given a gift to the people of the Next World for Christmas. His gift, however, has shocked some and outraged others. Just wait til you hear who the artist is and why some people are demanding he take his present back.

Judy Garland has been stymied in her efforts to build a female-only town in the Afterlife. Recently, though, a mysterious benefactor came forward and offered to help her achieve her dream. Who is this Mystery Man and what does Garland think of his offer?

Richard Kiel, a giant of a man famous for playing the villain "Jaws" in two James Bond movies, arrived in the Afterlife this week. One of the biggest deceased movie stars of all time was on hand to offer Kiel a part in an upcoming project. What was Kiel's response and what did he say he most wants to do in the meantime? We'll tell you.

As we told you in a previous Report, Don Knotts is too buffed-up these days to play Barney Fife in the Next World revival of The Andy Griffith Show. Knotts has bounced back nicely, though, with plans that involve a new career. Just wait til you hear what he's planning on doing.

The feud between legendary anchorman Walter Cronkite and painter Pablo Picasso has heated up with Picasso calling Walter a girly man in print. Rumor has it that Picasso isn't going to let sleeping dogs lie. What does the hot-tempered Spaniard have in mind. You'll find out.

Judy Garland plans to build a female-only community have hit a new snag. What celebrity is making Garland wish she never left Kansas?

Director/actor Mike Nichols recently arrived in the Afterlife. Who was waiting to greet the director of The Graduate and what plans does he have for his new life in the Next World? We'll tell you.

Former disgraced Washington D.C. Mayor Marion Barry is a new arrival in the Afterlife. What did Barry do upon his arrival that reminded people of his colorful political career? We'll tell you.

Andy Kaufman and his alter ego Tony Clifton are still making waves and confusing people in the Next World. What are they doing on Andy's tour as Elvis Two that has people talking?

Former member of Congress and ex-husband of Cher, Sonny Bono, has been keeping a low profile in the Afterlife...until now. Bono has announced plans for a new business unlike anything the Next World has ever seen before. Just wait till you hear what he has planned!

Marie Curie, the first woman to win a Nobel Prize, discovered radium. In the Afterlife she has been working as an elementary school science teacher. Now, however, it looks as if her life has taken a dramatic turn. What is the unlikely new career Madame Curie is pursuing that's making her a renowned celebrity?

John Carson and Merv Griffin were rival talk show hosts on the Earthly Plane. Both men are retired now but their rivalry continues and you won't believe how.

J. Edgar Hoover has been wearing women's clothing in the Next World public for some time, as we previously told you on the Report. A recent change in lifestyle, though, has people buzzing about the former FBI director. What is causing heads to turn when Hoover walks down the street? We'll tell you.

Glen A. Larson was the producer of many successful TV shows like Magnum, P.I. And Knight Rider during his decades-long career. He just arrived in the Afterlife and immediately announced plans to produce a remake of one of his old shows. You'll be shocked when you hear which one it is.