Egyptian actor/heartthrob Omar Sharif transitioned to the Next World the other day. Besides acting, Sharif had another long-term passion on the Earthly Plane. Find out what it is and how it figures into his new existence in the Afterlife.

Opinionated billionaire Donald Trump is running for the American presidency. For everyone who thinks The Donald is a tell-it-like-it-is guy, at least as many think he is an ill-mannered jackass. Someone in the Next World is in the latter category and you'll never believe who it is!

On the last Report, Coretta Scott King had given her husband, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. an ultimatum: stay at the protest site outside Charles Lindbergh's under-construction all-white community with his new BFF Adolf Hitler or come home to her. We now know Dr. King's decision and we'll tell it to you.

Former American president Abraham Lincoln and singer Whitney Houston have been described as the Next World's Oddest Couple. Now it seems they will be following in the footsteps of another offbeat couple. Just wait til you hear what the president and the songbird will be up to!

Spirit Magazine, the Next World equivalent of People, has released its new Top Ten Redheads Of The Afterlife list. Not only will you never guess who Number One is, you probably don't even know that they are a ginger.

For over a year now, the Report has been giving you the juiciest gossip about deceased celebrities. Until now, we've never revealed the name of any of our sources. Now, for the first time, one of them has given us permission to reveal their identity. You'll be shocked when you hear who one of the Next World's best paparazzo is.

For weeks now Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. has been at Adolf Hitler's side at a vigil protesting the whites-only town aviator Charles Lindbergh is constructing in the Afterlife. Now something dramatic has happened that may affect the rest of the civil rights leader's existence forever. We'll tell you what it is.

The feud between former Apple CEO Steve Jobs and famous painter Jackson Pollock gas taken a new turn. Just wait til you hear why Jobs is screaming mad and Pollock is laughing about it.

Martin Luther King Jr. and former Nazi leader Adolf Hitler are maintained their vigil outside the under-construction segregated town aviator Charles Lindbergh is building in the Afterlife. Now, however, a wrench in the form of an angry woman has been thrown into the works, Who is this woman and why does she feel she has been scorned...and by whom? We'll tell you.

Legendary actor Christopher Lee arrived in the Next World recently. The horror movie star seems to have found himself some show biz work already and you won't believe who he will soon be working for.

Former Saturday Night Live star John Belushi just announced a new project of his own. What is it and why are some in the Afterlife whispering that it is going to be a train wreck of huge proportions? You'll find out.

The feud between former Apple CEO Steve Jobs and painter Jackson Pollock seems to be entering a new phase, one that Is guaranteed to infuriate Jobs. Just wait til you hear the details.

Things are continuing to evolve in the story about aviator Charles Lindbergh and his under-construction whites-only Next World community. A famous name has now joined Adolf Hitler in his opposition to the plan. Who is this man and why is his wife reportedly mad at him for standing alongside Hitler? You'll find out.

We now have more details about the porn movie former U.S. Senator Ted Kennedy is currently shooting with 50s sexbomb Jayne Mansfield. What is in the script for the movie that has his brothers John and Bobby furious? You won't believe it when you hear.

Ornette Coleman, Christopher Lee, and Dusty Rhodes all arrived in the Next World the other day. While each had words for their fans assembled to greet them, what Dusty said shocked the crowd and moved some to tears. We'll give you the details.

The man who has made something of a career out of impersonating actor Abe Vigoda in the Afterlife surprised everyone by a public announcement he made the other day. Has the Great Impostor given up his deception? You'll be surprised when you hear what he had to say.

The apparent feud between Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler and aviator Charles Lindbergh is heating up. Lucky Lindy may have turned against Der Fuhrer's plans to build a whites-only city in the Afterlife but he seems to gained at least one famous ally in his campaign against Hitler's plans.

If you think former Apple CEO Steve Jobs and painter Jackson Pollock were mad at each other over Pollock's explicit murals before, you ain't heard nothing yet. Wait til you find out why the two men had a nose-to-nose confrontation outside Jobs' office recently.

Several weeks ago we reported that former UCARP #55 BLURB.S. Senator Ted Kennedy was preparing to star in a porno movie. We now know who his co-star is going to be...and it's a name that may surprise you.

Actor Abe Vigoda has an impersonator in the Next World. The man makes appearances as the still-alive Vigoda and even signs autographs as him. Now the doppelgänger has taken his ruse a step further. Wait till you hear what he's saying about his lookalike.

Former Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler and aviator Charles Lindbergh have been linked in recent weeks concerning an alleged plan by the two to build a whites-only community in the Afterlife. We now have more information. Is the rumor true and is there a rift between the two men? We'll tell you.

Former Apple CEO Steve Jobs and famous painter Jackson Pollock nearly came to blows recently over some giant murals Jobs commissioned for one of his projects. Word out of the Next World is that the two men have buried the hatchet...but is it in one of their skulls? We'll give you the details.

Comedian Mitch Hedberg outed himself a few weeks ago as the anonymous author behind a very popular and somewhat  surreal column in an Afterlife newspaper. You'll be surprised when you hear what public reaction to his announcement was.

Several weeks ago, right after they got married, actor/comedian John Belushi and OJ Simpson's ex-wife Nicole Brown announced that they were adopting a young Korean boy. Now comes word that Kim Belushi may be following in his new dad's footsteps. What is he doing that should have John beaming with pride? You'll find out.

Blues guitarist B.B. King transitioned to the Next World recently. A famous person was there to make him an offer. Who was that person, what was the offer and why did it upset James Brown? All will be answered.

We now know more about the mysterious connection between aviator Charles Lindbergh and Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler. Just what are two planning and what does it have to do with the community Judy Garland was planning to build before she abandoned the project? You'll find out.

Former Apple CEO Steve Jobs and painter Jackson Pollock nearly came to blows recently. What did the erratic Pollock do that infuriated notorious control freak Jobs? We'll tell you.

Who is the mysterious man who makes balloon animals at a children's zoo in the Afterlife? You'll be shocked when you find out who he is and why he does it.

The Afterlife paths of Adolf Hitler and aviator Charles Lindbergh seem to be converging. Just what are the two planning to do with the town singer Judy Garland wanted to be an all-female community. The plot thickens and we'll give you the latest.

Comedian Mitch Hedberg, known for his unusual and quirky style, has resurfaced in the Next World after being mostly off the public's radar. What is the secret project Hedberg has been working on for years? We'll tell you.

Joanne Carson, the second of talk show host Johnny Carson's four wives, just arrived in the Afterlife. What two people greeted her upon her arrival and how did one of them give her a huge surprise? You'll find out.

Why did former Apple CEO Steve Jobs almost come to blows with a world-renowned painter the other day? We'll tell you who the artist is and the details of the story as we know them right now.

Two weeks ago we told you that Charles Lindbergh, the first man to fly solo across the Atlantic, had joined the Next World search for Adolf Hitler. Now comes word that the aviator and the Nazi may have had a secret meeting recently. Where did this alleged meeting rake place and what are people saying about it? We'll tell you.

As we said on last week's Report, Jim Morrison, former lead singer for The Doors, recently applied for a job as an actor with Vince McMahon Sr.'s Shakespearian company. Apparently, however, The Lizard King should have done more research about the troupe. What was Morrison asked to do that caused him to throw a hissy fit and who is the former wrestler who had to talk sense into him? You'll find out.

When Joe Frazier arrived in the Afterlife, his plan to develop a product to rival the success of George Foreman's grill was shot down. Frazier has a new interest he's hoping to turn into a chain of locations. What is the business concept and why are hipsters already flocking to the newly-opened first location?

Although Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. who has become a soul singing sensation in the Next World, has promised to stay faithful, many, including his wife Coretta, are skeptical. Just wait til you hear the lengths Mrs. King has gone to to insure that "Doc Martin" stays a one-woman man.

Mao Tse-Tung, the founding father and leader of Communist China from 1949 to 1976 has given an interview in which he expressed his opinions about current-day China and what he thinks about its direction. You'll be shocked by what the Chairman has to say.

Last week we reported that Charles Lindbergh, the first man to fly solo across the Atlantic, had allegedly joined the Next World crowd searching for Adolf Hitler. Lucky Lindy is in the news again this week and you'll be surprised when you hear why.

Singer Amy Winehouse who transitioned to the Afterlife in 2011 at age 27, has been starring in a cartoon series loosely based on her life. This week, Winehouse opened up about the show and its audience. We'll give you the details.

A listener in Oregon called our Hotline to ask about eccentric artist Jackson Pollock. Pollock is keeping busy these days with an unusual project. You'll be surprised when you hear what the controversial painter is up to these days.