Celtic Ligers

The Ligers talk about the maddening punditry indifference to blood thirsty zionists. Ivan Yates appearing on Monday with Gavan Reilly, a show meant to demystify Irish politics with the same blowhards who made it so dumb in the first place. Then there's a little bit about Graham Linehan responding to Father Ted being on instead of the Eurovision. Probably more on that next week as he continues to whinge but what more can you say about that loser really?

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It's about Seán Keyes and Progress Ireland basically just governing us as Fianna Fáil and Fine Gael defer to tech overlords when it comes to shed-sits and nuclear power. If you liked The Simpsons references then you'll LOVE Seinfeld references! Unusually the millennial banter is at the end because James is sick and Gar is sick too but only of the bloody news! There's stuff about The Odyssey, a Shane Ross article about the by-election, the pirates of the carribbean movies. Look. They can't all be winners. Even brain surgeons probably have off days where their patients end up a little stupider afterwards. Maybe that's what happened to Ivan Yates! Come on, now!

(Did they already use that title??) The Ligers talk about the candidates in the Dublin Central and Galway West by-elections which include a bunch of weird gangsters... AND Gerry Hutch wheh wheh

There's a load of funny people running and a lot of digressions are had talking about news bits and bobs like the Golder's Green attack and Patrick Kielty interviewing Boy George about it for some reason. 

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The Ligers hold themselves accountable for misinformation, then talk about when Gar's stand up days. Then onto the news. Dublin City council playing with their toys which includes smashing them into the dirt when they get bored. BEDS IN SHEDS! CALL NOW! Can't open the Children's Hospital until it's done dum-dum and don't ask when that will be! 

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Irish Star Wars?? Did we do this already? Please say no! The first Irish Primeminister of the UK Morgan McSweeney reveals his voice for the first time. Graham the Glinner Linehan releases some new comedy sure to make you make you go very quiet and want to check in on your own loved ones while they still have all their mental faculties.

And Mary Lou McDonald leadership under threat? No but the media sure wants to talk about that more than Micheál Martin's ancient decaying authoritarian premiership.

The Ligers talk about how stupid the Irish are but it's OK when they do it and not when SNL UK does it. Then.... the boy is back! Leo Varadkar dropping some classic clangers on The Path to Power podcast hosted by sensible simpleton Matt Cooper of Noel Kelly Productions. The Ligers use this as a structure for the show talking about fuel protests and elite ignorance. They also talk about Sinéad O'Sullivan's substack post Mind the Gap (https://www.butthistime.com/p/mind-the-gap) which got the former Taoiseach fuming on social media because things are actually great!

They talk about racist far right grifter Kevin Posobiec walking around Dublin getting mad at black people for being normal. They talk about the worm Barry Heneghan as he sweats through his excuses about voting to support the government. Then finally, did you hear about the time Séamus O'Reilly was on drugs in front of President Mary MacAleese? You did?! Well there's an animated version of it coming soon!

The Ligers talk about comedy for a bit but then the rest of the episode is about the Irish Farmer and Haulier slowdown fuel protests. A mad event filled with confused politics, racists me féins, no one quite knowing what is going and no one knowing what will happen next as the US/Israeli created havoc causes global instability. There was a bit as well where they watch clips from The Wire to compare Clay Davis with Michael Healy Rae. 

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The Ligers get into the farmers and hauliers protests but only before discovering some of the racist headbangers leading the thing so expect more on that next week. They mostly talk about Iran and the world being on the verge of nuclear war, who is more evil Trump or Biden, Micheál Martin or Simon Harris.

They talk about the Green Party and their recent racist depiction on the cover of The Spectator, SNL UK which is good and should hire Gar and Michael and Danny Healy Rae visiting a mosque.

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James Moran is comprehensively and doggedly interviewed by comedian and filmmaker Matthew Tallon about his appearance on RTÉ's hit TV show First Dates. It's a psychological deep dive into the labyrinthine mind of Moran, his "strategy" on the show and some behind the scenes production details you will not want to miss. 

There's also the mandatory 40 minutes of millennial banter at the start where they talk about Banksy and Tayto Park.

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The Ligers talk about squishies on Bluesky, Jewish ambulances set on fire, Cuba aid flotillas, St. Patrick's Day visit to the White House with the stinky skeleton that is Micheál Martin who followed up his pathetic cheeto suck fest by bloviating about maybe possibly in terms of a united Ireland on the How To Gael Podcast. 

Then they talk about SNL UK and then wash it down with tedious racist knob Niall McConnell being DESTROYED by a lovely Nigerian man sitting on a bench. 

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The Ligers continued obsession with Oliver Callan (Irish regime jester) and his nihilisitic centrist kicks flavoured with a bit o racism! David McCullagh (sn)oozing contempt for Jeffrey Sachs.  A bitter media's continued pathetic attacks on Catherine Connolly. Irish immigrants flee Dubai while our most jacked expats (type of migrant) stay and bravely eat nasty chocolate. US/Israel bombard Iran creating Hell on Earth while Iranian comedian Omid Djalili dreams up his own different worse Hells.

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36 Households evicted by a mom and pop landlord power couple and it wasn't to do with the rental bill except it was but  oh well.  The Ligers hear about tenants struggling and relay their own experiences living in housing crisis Ireland.

And while the government can't even tell what a bloody war is, Dublin zoo can't even tell what a bloody mother is! At least to hear braindead Irish far right social media parasite Paul Treyvaud tell it! very important stuff Iran's skies rain black acid because of two paedophile ethnostates manifesting apocalypse. 

The Ligers talk about fake Jim Carrey, Saturday Night Live's tasteless sketch about John Davidson and about who infuriating it is to be alive right now with the lies and the bombing Iran and the rabid dog that is Israel.

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The Ligers talk about the Irish response to the US and Israel attack on Iran, Zack Polanski at least giving some catharsis by saying things they want to say to right wing media in the aftermath of the Gorton and Denton bye election in which Hannah Spencer won for the Green Party AND they finish by watching the Scary Movie 6 trailer and talking about Scary Movies.