Cerise And Vicky Rank The Movies

Cerise & Vicky are set against each other in a lethal contest of movie ranking acumen, racing against the clock and adding five movies about deadly games to the list! Does We're All Going To The World's Fair live up to the festival hype? Does Battle Royale stand the test of time? Is Gary Busey a better villain than Rutger Hauer? Tune in after your state-mandated viewing of Clawing For Dollars and find out!

9:08 - We're All Going to The World's Fair (2021, Jane Schoenbrun)

23:48 - Mumsy, Nanny, Sonny & Girly (1970, Freddie Francis)

38:26 - The Running Man (1987, Paul Michael Glaser)

54:55 - Surviving The Game (1994, Ernest Dickerson)

1:09:09 - Battle Royale (2000, Kinji Fukusaku)

Cerise & Vicky do battle with the studios, steal the negatives and weep about the general state of the film industry while also finding time to rave about five movies that received botched releases! Did Memoria deserve much better treatment from Neon? Did Alex Cox torch his Hollywood career in the best way possible? Is Annihilation the greatest weed movie ever? Tune in and find out!

8:44 – Memoria (2021, Apichatpong Weerasethakul)

30:18 – Walker (1987, Alex Cox)

50:51 – All The Boys Love Mandy Lane (2007, Jonathan Levine)

1:04:51 – Annihilation (2018, Alex Garland)

1:28:38 – The Empty Man (2020, David A Prior)

Cerise & Vicky rave about two punk DIY classics that are likely to be some of the highest-ranked movies this sideshow ever produces! Why is 1988's Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em so criminally underseen in America? Why does 2009's Repo Chick have such a bad reputation? Subscribe and find out!

Cerise & Vicky rave about two punk DIY classics that are likely to be some of the highest-ranked movies this sideshow ever produces! Why is 1988's Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em so criminally underseen in America? Why does 2009's Repo Chick have such a bad reputation? Tune in and find out!

Cerise & Vicky slip into some hot pants, pile into a van and set out to find some good barbecue, adding five backwoods horror movies to the list along the way! Is Ti West's X the raunchy, sex positive flick good time promised by the ads? Did Tobe Hooper harbor secrets that can only be guessed at now? Is Rob Zombie a far better filmmaker than anyone gives him credit for? Tune in and find out!

6:33 - X (2022, Ti West)

19:59 - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974, Tobe Hooper)

43:01 - Next Of Kin (1982, Tony Lawrence)

55:29 - Clearcut (1991, Ryszard Bugajski)

1:09:08 - House of 1000 Corpses (2003, Rob Zombie)

C & V delve once more into the mysteries of Simpsons history, covering Season 1's disappointing There's No Disgrace Like Home and Season 9's Trash of the Titans! How does this Season 1 episode foreshadow the terminal decline of The Simpsons? What did the rejection of 80's Reaganite family ideals eventually morph into? And did The Simpsons really need a 200th episode spectacular? Subscribe and find out!

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Grab your tights and Bat your Mites because Cerise, Vicky and special guest Kayte Terry are rubbering up to whip some Batmen! Are three hours enough for Matt Reeves to wash away the memory of Christopher Nolan? Did Catwoman provide a secret origin for legions of trans girls? Will a surplus of ice puns meet a chilly reception? Tune in and find out!

12:40 - The Batman (2022, Matt Reeves)

32:12 - Batman (1989, Tim Burton)

50:33 - Batman Returns (1992, Tim Burton)

1:08:41 - Batman Forever (1995, Joel Schumacher)

1:25:49 - Batman & Robin (1997, Joel Schumacher)

Cerise and Vicky check their lists and science up the best films of 2021! Can any American films break the top ten without the help of an asterisk? Which indie distributor is doing everything it can to make sure you don't see their films? Who is going to snipe who the most as they progress through the list? Tune in and find out!

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Don your rubber suits and check the latest box office trends, because C & V are diving into some creature features from the tail end of the Jaws-obsessed 70's. Does Roger Corman have better storytelling instincts than giallo legend Sergio Martino? Can a teenager with a Super 8 camera and a dream make a more entertaining movie than half the entries on our list? Subscribe to our Patreon and uncover the sinister truth: https://www.patreon.com/posts/cerise-vicky-go-62601949

Cerise, Vicky and special guest Sarah Miller spot each other across the room and are immediately flattened by by the moon crashing down upon them and hitting their eyes. Luckily, they had completed an episode about Rom Coms before this tragic misfortune. They will be missed.

6:03 - The Worst Person In The World (2021, Joachim Trier)

24:46 - His Girl Friday (1940, Howard Hawks)

42:20 - Moonstruck (1987, Norman Jewison)

1:00:37 - Sleepless In Seattle (1993, Nora Ephron)

1:21:33 - Down With Love (2003, Peyton Reed)

Cerise and Vicky do prison movies and try to pretend this is the first time they've recorded this episode!

6:01 - A Hero (2021, Ashgar Farhadi)

23:33 - Le Trou (1960, Jacques Becker)

43:03 - Female Prisoner 701: Scorpion (1972, Shunya Ito)

1:01:56 - Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence (1983, Nagisa Oshima)

1:18:06 - Con Air (1997, Simon West)