Cerise And Vicky Rank The Movies

Cerise and Vicky coat themselves in surf wax, hop into the fastest car they can find and hit the nearest bank while adding five movies about crime sprees to their list.

12:25 – Cherry (2021, Russo Bros.) - Cerise and Vicky bang their heads against a wall for thirty minutes in an attempt to capture the mindset of the filmmakers.

42:43 – They Live By Night (1949, Nicholas Ray) – Cerise and Vicky swoon over the doomed romanticism and boyish stubble of Nicholas Ray's debut.

1:01:17 – Gone In 60 Seconds (1974, HB Halicki) – Cerise and Vicky say vroom vroom as cars go smash.

1:18:52 – Point Break (1991, Kathryn Bigelow) – Cerise and Vicky discuss the various flaws of beautiful men while fighting for the same parachute.

1:42:04 – Bad Lieutenant: Port Of Call New Orleans (2009, Werner Herzog) – Cerise and Vicky discover, to their eternal horror, that their souls are still dancing.

Cerise and Vicky grow some bushy mustaches, dub their accents and add five Eurocrime movies to their list of every movie ever made!

NOTE: Polished version is up!

9:39 - Pixie (2021, Barnaby Thompson) - Cerise and Vicky travel all the way to Ireland for one sociopath, one glass of whiskey and a whole lot of nothing.

27:36 - Le Samourai (1967, Jean-Pierre Melville) - Cerise and Vicky learn that the key to outsmarting the cops is proper pet care. Vicky reveals a shameful secret about her film nerd past.

44:09 - Revolver (1973, Sergio Sollima) - Cerise finally makes her teenage self proud as she and Vicky explore the surprising political depths of an overlooked thriller.

58:56 - Copkiller (1983, Roberto Faenza) - The surprises continue as Cerise and Vicky uncover a hidden gem lurking in the public domain.

1:14:58 - Let The Corpses Tan (2017, Helene Cattet & Bruno Forzani) - Another hidden gem! Cerise and Vicky are rich! Rich! But why is there a gigantic woman silhouetted against the sun looming over them? Listen to find out!

Cerise and Vicky make polite dinner conversation and plot to steal each other's inheritance while adding five movies about family drama to the list.

8:54 – Minari (2020, Lee Isaac Chung) - Cerise and Vicky are surpised once more by the quality of 2021's new releases. Pazuzu makes a brief and troublesome appearance.

26:58 – I Live In Fear (1955, Akira Kurosawa) - Cerise and Vicky look past some terrible old age makeup to find a hidden gem underneath.

44:51 – Serial Mom (1994, John Waters) - Cerise and Vicky have a good old-fashioned movie fight about John Waters' last (generally acknowledged) film.

1:04:09 – I Am Love (2009, Luca Guadagnino) - Cerise is treated to a shocking reveal while watching this movie; Vicky helps her cope.

1:23:24 – Hereditary (2018, Ari Aster) - Vicky gushes about one of her favorite movies and Cerise reminds everyone that the 2010s were an amazing time for film.

Cerise and Vicky hop on their motorcycles and hit the highway in search of a crying bald eagle or some such thing, adding five road movies to their list along the way. Featuring special guest star Adam Curtis!

8:35 – Nomadland (2020, Chloe Zhao) – Cerise and Vicky sort through some powerful and mixed feelings about an honest, empathetic film that tries to address the issue of poverty without upsetting shareholders.

30:34 – Easy Rider (1969, Dennis Hopper) – Cerise and Vicky explore the process by which a countercultural statement becomes a life insurance commercial and find that the key is making a flawed statement in the first place.

46:49 – Race With The Devil (1975, Jack Starrett) – Cerise and Vicky chart the fiery, paranoid death of the hippie dream with the help of an amazingly surly Warren Oates. Many drinks are had.

1:03:24 – Lost In America (1985, Albert Brooks) – Albert Brooks buries yuppie strivers under the weight of their own delusions while Vicky cringes and Cerise laughs.

1:14:35 – My Own Private Idaho (1991, Gus Van Sant) – Cerise and Vicky find out that when you smush three movies together, they all turn out extremely gay.

Cerise and Vicky pledge their hearts to the movements of the past by ranking five movies about 60s leftism. Will they become perfect servants of the revolution? Or will they be made an example of for the good of the cadre? Listen to find out!

9:33 - Judas And The Black Messiah (2021, Shaka King) - Cerise and Vicky agree that it's about as good as a Hollywood biopic of Fred Hampton could be, and then they argue about what that means.

30:43 - Z (1969, Costa-Gavras) - Cerise and Vicky race against time to expose the truth about this movie to the world. That truth? The movie's pretty dope.

49:36 - Germany in Autumn (1978, Various) - Cerise and Vicky dive deep into a deep dive into the history of German Leftism. Vicky holds her breath significantly longer than Cerise.

1:05:08 - King Of The Children (1987, Chen Kaige) - Cerise and Vicky cover a movie that's massively famous in China and massively obscure in the West. The shocking secrets lurking in Vicky's psyche are revealed.

1:19:09 - United Red Army (2007, Koji Wakamatsu) - Vicky tricks Cerise into watching an unflinchingly brutal examination of vanguardism. Cerise is displeased.

Cerise and Vicky are possessed by the unholy power of cinema and are compelled to put on an Exorstravaganza

8:05 - Saint Maud (2020, Rose Glass) - Cerise and Vicky dip into the latest A24 horror only to find that the legacy of The Exorcist isn't as easy to shake as they thought it would be.

24:00 - The Exorcist (1973, William Friedkin) - Cerise tries to convince Vicky that the cut she doesn't like is indica when she just needs to try sativa, bruh.

46:55 - Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977, John Boorman) - Vicky does her best to summarize a movie that defies comprehension; Cerise does her best to convince Vicky that one of the most hated movies of all time is kinda dope, actually.

1:09:45 - The Exorcist III (1990, William Peter Blatty) - Cerise delights in Vicky's discovery of a massively underrated classic before trying to convince Vicky that this caps the greatest horror trilogy of all time. she immediately fails.

1:29:41 - Exorcist: The Beginning (2004, Renny Harlin) - The hubris of Cerise and Vicky's goal of rehabilitating Renny Harlin is exposed as their forced to wade through the colonial unconscious and watch a racist piece of trash.

1:47:55 - Dominion: Prequel To The Exorcist (2005, Paul Schrader) - Cerise and Vicky attempt to rank an unfinished film and call upon Warners to #FinishTheSchraderCut

Cerise and Vicky discover that the only way to rank every movie is to enter the minds of five serial killer movies. It's their gift; it's their curse.

8:57 - The Little Things (2021, John Lee Hancock)

25:19 - M (1931, Fritz Lang)

43:40 - Targets (1968, Peter Bogdanovich)

1:02:08 - Kiss The Girls (1997, Gary Fleder)

1:19:40 - Memories of Murder (2003, Bong Joon-Ho)

Cerise and Vicky don their ten gallon hats, dig up a dead horse and explore the underbelly of the American dream by adding five western noirs to their list of every movie ever made.

9:21 - No Man's Land (2021, Conor Allyn) - White people learn dubious lessons about racism while Cerise and Vicky roll their eyes.

26:54 - Bad Day At Black Rock (1955, John Sturges) - Spencer Tracy teaches dubious lessons about racism by burning a racist alive. Cerise and Vicky appreciate the second part.

43:08 - Badlands (1973, Terrence Malick) - Terrence Malick teaches valuable lessons about filmmaking. Vicky is less than appeciative.

1:03:11 - Red Rock West (1993, John Dahl) - Nic Cage and Dennis Hopper don't teach any lessons at all, and Cerise and Vicky are grateful.

1:17:18 - The Proposition (2005, John Hillcoat) - Cerise and Vicky learn about a movie that nobody remembers and Cerise runs out of things to say

Cerise and Vicky butcher their way towards their eventual goal by adding five revenge movies to their list, adding two movies to the top twenty-five along the way.

8:29 - Promising Young Woman (2020, Emerald Fennell) - Cerise and Vicky count the promises this tepid revenge thriller broke and try to identify the algorithm behind its creation.

28:55 - Point Blank (1967, John Boorman) - Lee Marvin's ghost tries to get 93,000 dollars and Cerise and Vicky sympathize.

44:50 - Blind Woman's Curse (1970, Teruo Ishii) - Cerise and Vicky wade through a beautiful mess of a movie looking for the revenge that is supposedly part of the movie.

1:02:49 - Oldboy (2003, Park Chan-wook) - Cerise and Vicky try to rescue a great movie's reputation from the filmbros who have sullied it only to find a horrifying secret. (SPOILER: There is no horrifying secret and the movie's great.)

1:25:15 - John Wick (2014, Chad Stahelski) - Cerise and Vicky discuss a heartwarming movie about a man and his dog.

Cerise and Vicky check in to a seedy motel and get down to the dirtiest business of all - ranking movies.

9:08 - Black Bear (2020, Laurence Michael Levine) - Cerise is gay for Aubrey Plaza and Aubrey Plaza is gay for metatextual fuckery,

23:25 - Perfect Strangers (1984, Larry Cohen) - Cerise and Vicky get through an entire segment without making a Larry and Balki joke. They hope Larry Cohen is appreciative.

40:33 - Fatal Attraction (1987, Adrian Lyne) - Cerise and Vicky dig up the highest-grossing film of 1987, look upon its works and despair.

59:39 - Single White Female (1992, Barbet Schroeder) - Cerise and Vicky investigate just how gay the erotic thriller can get with this gay, gay, gay movie.

1:16:44 - In The Cut (2003, Jane Campion) - Cerise and Vicky set out to rehabilitate a wrongly maligned femist movie, only to find that just because something's been wrongly maligned doesn't mean it's good.