Cerise And Vicky Rank The Movies

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Cerise and Vicky don their pink vinyl tank tops, grab their pacifiers and dive into the shiniest dumpster they can find to unearth two movies about Y2K rave culture! Will Vibrations teach us that no adversity is too severe to be overcome by cyberhands? Is Rave Macbeth a better Shakespeare adaptation than Tragedy of Macbeth? Do Cerise and Vicky need to go spend some time in the chillout room? Subscribe to the Patreon and find out!

Cerise, Vicky and special guest Camellia Berry Grass suffer the slings and arrows of podcasting as they add five Shakespeare adaptations to the list! Did watching a new movie in the theater require unreasonable exertions of them? Will Cerise successfully disguise how little she knows about Shakespeare? Is Vicky ever going to stop soliloquizing? Tuneth in and findeth out!

7:53 – The Tragedy of Macbeth (2021, Joel Coen)

25:09 – Chimes At Midnight (1966, Orson Welles)

43:05 – Hamlet Goes Business (1987, Aki Kaurismäki)

1:00:07 – Romeo + Juliet (1996, Baz Luhrmann)

1:19:44 – Haider (2014, Vishal Bhardwaj)

I Will Not Start This Post With a Blackboard Joke.

This month we've got a dual (and dueling) pair of episodes centered on the kids, one where Bart seems smart (Bart the Genius) and one where Lisa is revealed to still be just an 8 year old! (Lost our Lisa) We also get the appearance of not one but two very special memes, so don't make us tap the sign, subscribe to our Patreon and see how high these new episodes will rank!

Cerise, Vicky and special guest Io Ascarium ensconce themselves in pleather, dye their hair blue and load their pronouns as they dive into The Matrix! Will Cerise abandon her twenty-year grudge against these movies? Will Vicky reveal dark secrets about her theatrical past? Is Resurrections enough to wipe the taste of endless reboot from their mouths? Jack in and find out!

10:35 - The Matrix (1999, Lily & Lana Wachowski)

36:01 - The Matrix Reloaded (2003, Lily & Lana Wachowski)

1:01:57 - The Animatrix (2003, Various)

1:21:42 - The Matrix Revolutions (2003, Lily & Lana Wachowski)

1:43:20 - The Matrix Resurrections (2021, Lana Wachowski)

Join Cerise and Vicky for a holiday in the dumpster, as they begin their deep dive into the annals of trash history! Does 1980's New Year's Evil hold the key to understanding the philosophy of Yoram Globus, Menahem Golan and the Cannon Film Group? Does 1983's Blood Beat make any sense at all if you hold it sideways and squint at it? Are either of these movies any good? There's only one way to find out, and it's not by staying clean. Listen to the first episode for free at https://www.patreon.com/ceriseandvicky !

Cerise and Vicky load up the 16mm film, dim the lights, roll sound and make sure everybody's fluffed before adding five movies about porn and porn stars to their list.

7:34 - Red Rocket (2021, Sean Baker)

22:49 - Body Double (1984, Brian De Palma)

42:20 - Boogie Nights (1997, Paul Thomas Anderson)

1:05:02 - Hump Day (2008, Lynn Shelton)

1:21:53 - Antiporno (2016, Sion Sono)

Check out this five-minute snippet of Cerise And Vicky Rank The Simpsons before heading to www.patreon.com/ceriseandvicky to hear the whole thing for free!

Cerise and Vicky return to the podcasting catwalk to show off their hot new looks, before remembering that no one can actually see them. To console themselves, they add five movies about the world of fashion to their list.

12:56 - House Of Gucci (2021, Ridley Scott)

32:12 - Eyes Of Laura Mars (1978, Irvin Kershner)

48:50 - Pret a Porter (1994, Robert Altman)

1:11:02 - Zoolander (2001, Ben Stiller)

1:24:53 - Bill Cunningham New York (2010, Richard Press)

As the country reopens and everyone pretends this pandemic is over, Cerise and Vicky ranked a bunch of...gasp...good post-apocalyptic movies, and make a big announcement about the podcast!

11:10 A Quiet Place, Part II (2021, John Krasinski) Cerise and Vicky wonder why critics are so awed by John Krasinksi's Make America Quiet Again paean to patriarchy, I mean, it's also just kinda boring!

28:35 The Bed-Sitting Room (1969, Philly's Own Richard Lester) Vicky adores this oft forgotten surrealist post-apocalyptic satire masterpiece, but Cerise found it a bit repetitive

41:00 Escape from New York (1981, John Carpenter) Cerise and Vicky rave about this basically perfect piece of genre cinema and Vicky reveals her undying love for Adrienne Barbeau

1:03:15 Twelve Monkeys (1995, Terry Gilliam) Vicky watches one of Cerise's favorites for the first time, and is thoroughly edified!

1:19:55 Children of Men (2006, Alfonso Cuaron) Cerise fends off a cranky critique from Vicky as they both deeply enjoy this incredible cinematography and shot composition

The book referenced by Vicky in the first segment is Evan Calder Williams' Roman Letters.