Cerise And Vicky Rank The Movies

Cerise And Vicky pile into a busted van so they can hit the road and rank some movies about bands!

8:08 - Sound Of Metal (2020, Darius Marder) - Vicky fails to hide her nostalgia for touring, while Cerise kicks off 2021 the same way she left 2020.

31:25 - Rockers (1978, Ted Bafaloukos) - Cerise and Vicky vibe to this Reggae classic, and then they vibe some more.

48:36 - The Decline Of Western Civilization (1981, Penelope Spheeris) - Cerise and Vicky dig through the grimy couch cushions of punk's origins, and what they find is not entirely wholesome.

1:05:30 - Spice World (1997, Bob Spiers) - Cerise and Vicky share their befuddlement at a movie that's both terrible and not bad.

1:23:27 - We Are The Best! - (2013, Lukas Moodysson) - Cerise and Vicky put aside their distaste for both 80's nostalgia and coming of age movies to appreciate a really cute film.

Cerise and Vicky stare into the abyss of the Cold War, only to find their 100th movie staring back at them.

7:19 - Wonder Woman 1984 (2020, Patty Jenkins) - Cerise and Vicky try to stay awake while Gal Gadot's monotone lulls them to sleep.

36:20 - The Manchurian Candidate (1962, John Frankenheimer) - Cerise and Vicky have their biggest argument in a while over the ranking of an all-time classic.

58:56 - Red Dawn (1984, John Milius) - Cerise and Vicky find out that this infamous piece of camp propaganda is far less entertaining when you have to watch the whole thing.

1:20:25 - By Dawn's Early Light (1990, Jack Sholder) - Cerise and Vicky dive in to a forgotten movie from Cerise's childhood, only to find that baby Cerise had good taste in armageddons.

1:38:07 - Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (2011, John Milius) - Cerise and Vicky exchange chilly stares from across a smoky room and plot their betrayals.

Cerise and Vicky set out to add five monster hunting movies to their list, suffering minimal casualties along the way.

10:28 - Love & Monsters (2020, Michael Matthews) - Sony denies Cerise and Vicky's girlhood dreams of seeing Paul WS Anderson's Monster Hunter, but they find a way better movie to review instead.

27:12 - Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter (1974, Brian Clemens) - Cerise and Vicky nap their way through a dozy little would-be franchise starter from the sleepy 70's.

41:14 - The Monster Squad (1987, Fred Dekker) - Cerise and Vicky open up the nostalgia vault to find a sandwich that's been rotting for twenty years and a bag of Combos that's been suspiciously well-preserved.

1:03:15 - Blade (1998, Stephen Norrington) - Vicky reveals the horrifying secret behind the Daywalker, and Cerise can only hang her head.

1:22:25 - Troll Hunter (2010, Andre Ovredal) - Cerise and Vicky about a man who does a nasty, thankless job for science and relate.

Cerise and Vicky spike their own egg nog in an attempt to survive the holiday season. They are partially successful.

9:11 - Happiest Season (2020, Clea DuVall) - Cerise and Vicky argue over whether this is an innocent holiday romp or torture porn for queers who love Kristen Stewart. The answer may surprise you.

30:16 - Christmas Evil (1980, Lewis Jackson) - Cerise and Vicky agree that murderous, vengeful Santas are the only valid Santas.

47:05 - Gremlins (1984, Joe Dante) - It's the Gremlins! :) But it's not Gremlins 2! :( But it's still pretty good! :) But it's still not Gremlins 2! :(

1:04:28 - The Long Kiss Goodnight - (1996, Renny Harlin) Nine out of ten Cerise and Vickies agree this movie is fucking dope and the tenth thinks it rules! The podcast immediately switches to an all-Renny Harlin format.

1:27:00 - Bad Santa (2003, Terry Zwigoff) - Cerise and Vicky argue over how bad a Santa can get before a movie becomes unsalvageable. One way or another, the answer is 'very'.

Cerise and Vicky make their triumphant(?) return to the world of podcasting by ranking movies set in the Golden Age of Hollywood!

11:40 - Mank (2020, David Fincher) - Vicky puts her distaste for David Fincher aside to enjoy a pretty decently ok movie; Cerise implores film nerds to learn the difference between Orson Welles and Princess Peach.

35:35 - Singin' In The Rain (1952, Stanley Donen & Gene Kelly) - Cerise and Vicky out themselves not just as film nerds but as film dorks through their appreciation of this movie.

56:13 - The Day Of The Locust (1975, John Schlesinger) - Cerise and Vicky choose a movie to rank on a whim and are whisked away to a carnival of horrors beyond their imagining.

1:17:53 - The Artist (2012, Michel Haznavicius) - Vicky vents about a movie she despises and Cerise knows better than to try and stop her.

1:36:36 - Hail Caesar! (2016, Joel and Ethan Coen) - Cerise and Vicky wish it twere so simple.

Cerise and Vicky unlock the vault and find a Lost Episode waiting for them! And also Casey Plett!

10:09 - The Lovebirds (2020, Michael Showalter) - Kumail Nanjiani and Issa Rae try to survive one crazy night while Cerise and Vicky just try to stay awake.

23:10 - Mikey & Nicky (1976, Elaine May) - John Cassavetes and Peter Falk try to survive one crazy night while Cerise and Vicky try not to cry too much.

38:57 - After Hours (1985, Martin Scorsese) - Griffin Dunne tries to survive one crazy night while Ceriseand Vicky root for the women and queers who won't let him.

55:39 - Night On Earth (1991, Jim Jarmusch) - A whole bunch of stars have a relatively easy time surviving one crazy night, and Cerise and Vicky are mildly appreciative of their efforts.

1:10:52 - Nocturama (2017, Bertrand Bonello) - A crew of nihilistic teens tries to survive one crazy night, and Cerise learns a valuable lesson about getting some sleep before she argues with Vicky.

Cerise and Vicky dream of sunny vistas, balmy beaches and dark sleazy underbellies as they rank five LA movies!

6:45 Valley Girl (2020) Combine three of Cerise's least favorite genres—high school comedy, jukebox musical and 80s nostalgia jawn—and you get one of Cerise and Vicky's least favorite movies!

27:45 The Long Goodbye (1973) One of Vicky's all time faves mumbles its way into our hearts, and high up in our rankings.

44:45 To Live and Die in LA (1985) More vigilante cop movies need to be total despairing anti-masculinity ACAB nightmares, if you ask us

1:00:45 L.A Story (1991) Vicky's favorite actor meets LA's favorite billboard, with shocking results, ok fine, just nice good results.

1:30:15 Once Upon a Time...In Hollywood (2019) Sorry film bros and letterboxd stans, this movie lives below the Liberty Line

Kali Koba plays spoiler as Cerise and Vicky plot on each other's territory by adding five gangster movies to the list!

7:59 - Capone (2020) In which a man who once thought he was great shits himself, and also directs a movie about Al Capone.

30:18 - The Public Enemy (1931) In which the Irish are the cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems.

44:41 - Scarface (1983) In which little friends are said hello to, and eventually said goodbye to as well.

1:04:06 - King Of New York In which ACAB.

1:23:23 - Election (2005) In which Cerise and Vicky strongly encourage one another not to pay attention to the rocks they're holding in their hands.

Rahne Alexander joins Cerise and Vicky as they navigate a series of increasingly dangerous emotional minefields by ranking five new movies!

8:30 - The Half Of It (2020) Netflix has discovered the precise algorithm to make queers squirm in recognition, and they must be stopped.

24:51 - Design For Living (1933) Five simple tricks to portraying queer poly relationships that 1933 Hollywood can't stand.

40:25 - Days Of Being Wild (1990) Vicky forces Cerise to erase one of her greatest film shames by finally watching a Wong Kar-Wai movie. Cerise is mildly appreciative.

58:20 - Zandalee (1991) A movie where Nic Cage rubbing olive oil and cocaine over his hands before fingering someone is arguably only the third wildest thing that happens,

1:15:07 - The Favourite (2018) Emma Stone animorphs into a rabbit even though Rachel Weisz warns her not to. Hijinx ensue.

Cerise and Vicky escape from the existential hell that is our modern world only to emerge into the existential hell that is cinema. They have fun!

6:26 - Vivarium (2020) Vicky thinks it's a low-key masterpiece satirizing the conformist horrors of family life. Cerise thinks it's art-house JJ Abrams. They settle things surprisingly amicably.

20:53 - Hour Of The Wolf (1968) Ingmar Bergman has two wolves inside of him, and they're both creepy as fuck

36:17 - Wake In Fright (1971) A man has one drink, and all of a sudden he's wrestling a baby kangaroo. A tale as old as time.

50:52 - Quick Change (1990) Bill Murray proves that you barely have to wake up in order to rob a bank, but fails to realize that he might want to perk up for the getaway

1:05:45 - Tag (2015) Sion Sono doesn't make films. He makes fucking movies, and he would like you to respect the distinction.