Chaos Monster

Archie and Zara are joined by Emmy nominated podcaster, Grant Rutter, to discuss the only It Girl Zara really cares about and the only one Archie has yet to embrace (aside from Michelle Trachtenberg)...LANA DEL REY!

Listen as Zara audibly and obviously sucks on a cough drop, Archie fails to be able to name a single Radiohead song, and Grant says intelligent, educated things such as the term "diametrically opposed." 

Seriously, though, Lana is a vibe and a mood and a lifestyle and a dream and a goddess and a poet and an angel and an icon and she WON'T NOT FUCK YOU THE FUCK UP.

Archie and Zara are joined by podcaster Guillermo Flores to discuss the only vampire slayer that ever mattered, Sarah Michelle Gellar. 

Kicking ass in red leather pants, snorting coke out of an adorable little cross necklace, getting absolutely slashed up by a fishing hook...is there anything this icon can't do? 

Listen as Archie contemplates the blonde to brunette pipeline, the good girl to vixen pipeline, and Freddie Prinze Jr.'s pipeline. 

Archie and Zara are joined by comedian/podcaster/author/former rock DJ, Ken Napzok to discuss The Spice Girls! Yes, that's right, all FIVE Spice Girls.  

Spice bus! Elton John! Consent! That time Ginger left the band! All of this was so much fun to talk about because Ken is absolutely delightful. 

What part of no don't you understand? Archie wants a man, not a boy who thinks he can. 

Archie and Zara are joined by Holy Swift Podcast host Jessica Zaleski for a SECOND TIME to talk even more about Mary-Kate Olsen. Why not Ashley, you ask? Well she didn't have bowls of cigarettes at her wedding and she wasn't allegedly dating Heath Ledger at the time of his death. Learn everything you need to know about Mary-Kate Olsen both true and/or false HERE!

Archie and Zara are joined by TikTok superstar Josiah Gorham to discuss singer/actress/bad bitch Ashley Tisdale. Tangents include: Aaron Carter's penis, the Love Simon show on Hulu (which Archie did not see), and the fact that Archie prefers Skin by Sabrina Carpenter over Drivers License by Olivia Rodrigo (because he is certifiably insane). Bonuses: Plastic surgery, airport sightings, and Disneyland flexes. 

Follow Josiah on Instagram and TikTok @disneyrecordguy.

Archie and Zara are joined by Best of Friends Podcast host Erin Mallory Long to discuss the LONG and winding career of Katie Holmes. From tomboy to topless and dead in a lake, from high SAT scores to escaping the cult of Scientology, here's everything you need to know about Katie. 

Archie and Zara are joined by soft choreo king Jesse Chamblis to discuss Avril Lavigne's chaotic and eclectic career. Influences, feuds, conspiracy theories and...lyme disease? Also, Wallmart shareholder meetings and Archie's dark side. 

Archie and Zara are joined by TICKETS PLEASE Podcast host Alexa Conciatori to review the illustrious career of icon Michelle Trachtenberg. 

Harriette The Spy, Buffy, Gossip Girl...is there any role she can't absolutely slay? Find out HERE. 

PS, what is her deal?

Kicking off Now Here's a Story (From A to Z) Season 2, Archie and Zara are joined by Holy Swift host Kelly Doyle to discuss the teenage witch who explained it all! 

Archie and Zara are joined by Holy Swift Podcast's Jessica Zaleski to discuss queen of the universe, Mary-Kate Olsen. Journey back to 2004 to learn her pet peeve, celebrity crush, and favorite lipgloss. Plus, find out what Archie does when he's sad.