Chaos Monster

Archie and Zara welcome their first guest, Holy Swift Pod's Krista Doyle! Listen as they take a deep and unhinged dive into all things Ashley Olsen. Did she graduate college? Does she own the best hiking attire? Is she her sister's sane counterpart? When her boyfriend says he's an artist...what does he mean by that? Find out HERE. And come back next week for all things Mary-Kate.

Archie and Zara talk about one of their all-time favs, Lindsay Lohan. 
When is her tell-all documentary coming out? 
Who did she mean when she said she hates 'fake people'? 
What do we think about her lip injections? 
Find out HERE.

Archie and Zara talk all about Raven-Symoné, including how to pronounce her name (which might surprise you). 

TW: Domestic abuse and sexual assault.

Archie and Zara discuss the ever-incredible, ever-evolving Evan Rachel Wood. Why does she wear suits on the red carpet? What does it mean to be terminally unique? Find out here!

Archie and Zara discuss the mysterious life and career of Amanda Bynes. Did she fake her own mental illness? Is she a genius in disguise as a teen starlet? WHAT'S WITH THE FACE TATTOO? Also, what is a mirror mantra? Find out HERE.

Archie and Zara try to dig up dirt on Alexis Bledel. 

Speaking of global warming, how amazing is Mandy Moore!?  In this episode, Archie and Zara review the most significant moments of her career. Listen as they try to stay on topic despite many technical difficulties and distractions such as the failure to hit "Record", Zara's barking dog, and Archie's blood alcohol concentration.  

Who will they talk about next week? Will it be Lindsey Lohan or Alexis Bledel? Raven Symone or Evan Rachel Wood? Find out next Thursday, August 19th!

Archie and Zara review the most significant moments in Hilary Duff's career. Did she set the stage for the TV-Star-to-Pop-Star pipeline? Does she care what Aaron Carter is up to lately? Have you seen her Casey Anthony-esque appearance on Law and Order SVU? Whether you think she's an angel or a nightmare dressed like a daydream, there's a lot to unpack. Let's do it! 

Remember the iconic Vanity Fair issue "It's Totally Raining Teens"? Well, Archie and Zara do. Listen as they walk you down the memory lane that is this 2003 phenomenon, and answer unhinged questions that the article asked at least a dozen teen megastars. Come for the nostalgia, stay for Archie's scalding hot takes!