Chapel Bell Curve

It's that time of the year where we trim our houses with light-up toasted ravioli, drink suitcases of Natty light, and what with great anticipation and fear for Humphrey Mizzou to shimmy his way down the most broken of all our gutters. It's time to preview Georgia at Missouri. And Nathan and Justin are here to get you in the spirit. 

Highlights include: 

An Introduction to Mizzoumas: 2:30

Qualitative Preview, including Cryto-Grecian Culture: 5:00 

Quantitative Preview, or, "Missouri's Offense is Bad:" 23:05

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We're back dear listeners. The boys are here to deliver you the finest in podcasting, a review of a #1 team sleepwalking through a closer-than-expected-but-still-not-particularly-close win over an above average MAC team. (Trust us, it's better than it sounds) We'll talk about our experiences this weekend, what the stats have to tell us, and Nathan's Special Boy Pants TM. Highlights Include:

Qualitative Review - 5:04

Quantitative Review - 29:13

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There's a lot of cock talk in this one. Like, a lot. Seriously. I think we're sorry about it.

It's the South Carolina preview.

00:56 - Famous Cocks

9:32 - Qualitative Preview

41:55 - Quantitative Preview

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Nathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrence

Justin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

Ross Rutledge on Twitter - @DawgQuant

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Hello beautiful people! Nathan is here today joined by Ross Rutledge of r2sportsmetrics.com and @dawgquant fame to preview the Dawgs next tilt against Samford. Highlights include stats, storylines, some viewer questions, and a surprisingly long talk about obscure Protestant sects in modern America.

Qualitative Review: 2:40

Quantitative Review: 14:50

#AskCBC (and Nathan's Solo ASMR Segment): 34:28

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Chapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurve

Nathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrence

Justin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

Ross Rutledge on Twitter - @DawgQuant
 

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That was certainly a game we all witnessed to kicked the season off. We're also joined by the ever-talented, Amanda Mull (@amandamull on Twitter) to talk all things Ducks, Dawgs, and what we might expect to follow this trouncing in Atlanta.

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@ChapelBellCurve

@NathanJlawrence

@TheJustinBray

@amandamull

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Yell at us on BlueSky

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Justin and Nathan present you the Oregon preview. The boys are here with, Justin/Stetson Fan Fic, hot duck content, morning vibes, and two gratuitous mentions of Chili's.  Highlights include: 

• 3:50 - Justin's Fan Fic Corner
• 7:07 - Qualitative Preview (Hot Duck Content)
• 17:00 - Qualitative Preview (Actual Football)
• 33:10 - Quantitative Preview
• 47:40 - Predictions

Editors Note: Because Nathan is bad at editing, there's a little bit of static in the audio as the boys talk back and forth. We'll reset Nathan's operating system and have this fixed in the next episode, for now, we're sorry, and Go Dawgs. 

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Nathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrence

Justin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

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Yell at us on BlueSky

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You've heard us talk all about CBCR2 and now we're here with the man himself to share how that sweet statsy sausage gets made. 

Find Ross on Twitter @quantdawg or on his site r2sportsmetrics.com.

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Nathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrence

Justin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

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Yell at us on BlueSky

• Chapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve

We made it to three pre-season episodes! Who'd have thought it? Not us. Nathan and Justin are here today to answer all of your (very clever) #askcbc questions. We've got RPG talk, SEC teams as Tik Tok trends, and a lot of actual football discussion. Highlights include: 

• 4:30 - $50 Patron Question
• 9:03 - Discord Questions
• 42:15 - Twitter Questions

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Nathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrence

Justin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

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Yell at us on BlueSky

• Chapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve

What's that? The thump of clad feet across your still scorching-hot roof? It's not seasonally inappropriate Santa Claus, it's Nathan and Justin, back again with their second episode in two days, and they' re here to preview the dawgs.  We've got some waxing rhapsodic about tight ends, getting ROCKED UP for stats, and the fateful return of Stetson Bennet Narratives, TM TM TM.

• 00:30 - Intro
• 2:38 - Qualitative Preview
• 25:51 - Quantitative Preview (Using CBCR2)

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Nathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrence

Justin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

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Yell at us on BlueSky

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We're back! The boys are here to bring you all the SEC preview goodness you can eat (with your ears). Highlights include:
 

• 00:50 - What is  Chapel Bell Curve
• 2:10 - New Format, who dis? 
• 10:20 - Qualitative Preview (chin waggin' season) 
  • 12:22 - Oh no Bama what are you doing with that tire iro- (talking SEC West)
  • 16:18 - The 2nd best of the SEC East (talking  HOOPLE)
  • 22:50 -  Narratives and other BS
  • 27:00 - Lightning Round Qualitative Questions
• 30:21 - Quantitative Preview (numbers and junk)
  • 30:50 - What is CBCR2?
  • 33:34 -  Running down the CBCR2 ratings for the SEC
  • 38:50 - Nathan justifies his fear of South Carolina
  • 43:10 - Who's in the 4th spot of the CFP? 
  • 46:38 - Who is the next Cincinnati? 

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Chapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurve

Nathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrence

Justin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

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Yell at us on BlueSky

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