Chapel Bell Curve

By Nathan Lawrence and Yara ManasrahComedy Society & Culture Sports Football

Chapel Bell Curve episodes

October 16, 20193.11 - Let's talk about our feelings - USCjr. Review
Ah dang. Ah shucks, y'all. We really screwed the metaphorical pooch on this one. The stats done did us all wrong, eh? Let's work through this whole thing together cause we're a family, and that's what families do.

It's the South Carolina Review.
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1 hr 10 min
October 10, 20193.10 - *Insert gamecocks pun here* - USCjr. Preview
South Carolina, come on, raise up.
Take your shirt off, twist it 'round your hand.
Spin it, like a helicopter.

It's the South Carolina Preview.

Hatin' Ass Spurrier in his heyday.
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Chapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve
1 hr 6 min
October 09, 20193.09 - What kind of tree are you? - Tennessee Review
He climbs a cedar tree, he climbs a birch tree
He climbs the oak tree, he climbs a maple tree
He climbs the trees that remind him of the good times
He reads the stats that remind him of the best times

Is this anything? It's the Tennessee Review.
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Chapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve
53 min
October 03, 20193.08 - Unequivocally, the Best Dog-centric sports program - The Tenn. Preview
Can we all just agree, unequivocally of course, that UGA is the best college mascot? Or maybe we can all unequivocally agree that it's still a fanny pack if you wear it around your shoulder? Oh but actually, by a show of hands: How many of you agree (re: unequivocally) that an open-faced sandwich is just toast?
It's unequivocally the Tennessee Preview.

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If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.

We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.

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Chapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve
1 hr 11 min
September 26, 20193.07 - Songs about Football - Notre Dame Review
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We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.

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Chapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve
1 hr 14 min
September 19, 20193.6 - No-tur DAME not No-truh DOM - The Notre Dame Preview
Fun Fact #1: Did you know there are less than 90,000 native Irish speakers left in the world?
Fun Fact #2: None of them live in South Bend, Indiana.

It's the Notre Dame Preview.

Week dragging along waiting for the big game? Fill the time with our interview featuring Senator Blutarsky of Get The Picture

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If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.

We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.

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Chapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve
1 hr 14 min
September 19, 2019Senator Blutarsky Speaks Irish - ND Preview Bonus
We had the absolute pleasure of having a conversation with long time dawgs blogger, Senator Blutarsky of Get the Picture fame. If you're not already reading his blog, then you should be! Use this bonus episode as a companion piece to this weeks Notre Dame preview.
If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.

We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.

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Chapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve
23 min
September 17, 20193.5 Archie was a Red Wolf - Arkansas State Review
Was Riverdale set in Arkansas? Arkansas a state? What'd Archie do after college?
It's the Arkansas State Review.

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If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.

We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.

Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected]
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Chapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve
1 hr 12 min
September 12, 20193.4 - Stats for All Y'All ~ Arkansas State Preview
Ah yes, that dreaded rivalry: Wolves and Dogs. They're like the rough and tumblin' Uncle of man's best friend. They probably ride a motorcycle too. If this were Full House, the Red Wolves would be Uncle Jesse and the Bulldogs would be whatever Bob Sagats character name was. Tennessee is probably Aunt Lori. This one really got away from me.
It's the Arkansas State Preview

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If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our patreon!
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If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.

We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.

Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected]
Yell at us on BlueSky
Chapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve
57 min
September 11, 20193.3 - The Nightmare Before Murray State ~ A Review
It was well before Halloween, but despite all the fuss
Chapel Bell Curve brought the stats, cause... that's a must.
All the Dawgs fans in their beds sweetly slumbered
awaiting Jake Fromm and with his boys, unencumbered.
"We've brought you a gift," Jacob whispered sweetly,
"A victory from Saturday, we took care to wrap neatly."

It's the Murray State Review.

Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected]
If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our patreon!
Yell at us on Twitter
@ChapelBellCurve
@NathanJlawrence
@TheJustinBray
If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.

We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.

Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected]
Yell at us on BlueSky
Chapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve
58 min