An old man that was friends with a young man has passed, supposedly. This one gets a plain rating of 36 for the storytelling. Review at the end.

Really like where this one is going. Finally we have another good guy as the protagonist and a shady guy hating on him. This one gets all 30 hat racks. Review at the end,

Even though the narrator talks with unreasonably long words, a pack of dogs almost attack them inside the house so there is likely a lot of give and take to keep this story going. This one gets a which-one-is-it rating of 13 moccasins. Review at the end.

A black man describes in great detail what it means and how it feels to be black in a white dominated world. I give this a rating of very important and very poetic. Review at the end.

There may be no tragedy worse than the one scraped by this recollection from Frederick Douglass. This is fascinating and gets a rating of 10. Review at the end.

This is the worst book I've ever attemtpted to read.

A girl who often daydreams and gets lost in other worlds in her books and imagination is also dealing with the reality of the abuse by those living with her. I gave this a rating of a a salad olive jar with no olives because that's all I saw on my desk, sorry.

It sounds like there's a lot of vengence and wars already. The names of some gods make it seem like the story is super serious, and there's a lot of characters. This one got something like a rating of 18 blows. Review at the end.

Two gentlemen banter on about everyone. They use a lot of words I've never heard of so I'm not really sure exactly what's going on, but they sound like they're having a great time. And they talk about snot. This one gets some sort of rating of 2 fingernails. Review at the end.

Two blokes who are already weird, talk about an even stranger occurance outside a stranger even apartment, by a strange man and young girl and stranger other guy. A man wrote a fat check, allegedly named Mr. Hyde. Intrigue is afoot. This one gets sifter a rating of 12 potions. Review at the end.