A young teenage boy and his young sisters in the 19th century are exploring their sexuality as they notice major changes in eachothers' bodies and the sensations they feel while being touched in certain places. I give this a rating of 20-30 NSFW words and phrases. Review at the end.

These old people all they talk about is how women are supposed to do like one thing. I guess back in the day there was only what was expected of women. Crazy. This one gets a baffled rating of 7 skirts. Review at the end.

You're actually gonna like this one. We have action, story, and a young underdog already within the first chapter. This one gets an early Jay-Z rating of 22 twos. Review at the end.

You feel like this writer knows where he's going, but you just don't get it completely from the frist part. If you love dialogue, this might be the one for you. This one gets a rating of 15 "swifteens" because that's just what we felt like saying. Review at the end.

A song to a king of greatness is born. Then the king dies as scheduled by something called "Fate," and he is set to sea not knowing where it went. Beowulf would later become a great hero in this poem. This one gets a idk rating of 2 tapshoes. Review at the end.

This is a good story to get back into reading. Read this one myself as an adult for the first time a few years back. It's easy to read and is full of adventure as a pure human. Well, man, mostly, maybe. The first chapter where they're squaring off shoulder-to-shoulder is super comical when you picture it. Idk, that's what got me. This gets a strange rating of 10 thumbs into thumbs. Review at the end.

Super short. This is the intro to taking over the world, perhaps. A simple breakdown of how the entities of the world work on the most basoc level as history has put it. This brief gets a glimpse rating of some soup sips/spoons. Review at the end.

A lady is forced to dwell on a lot of things. It seems she is stuck but very thoughtful. This one gets a convenient rating of 4 wine sips. Review at the end.

It starts with some penny pinching king griping about a stolen apple, but then turns into a story as old as time. A band of brothers not doing the one thing they're supposed to do because they think they know better. A fox wants to get his head chopped off. This one gets a very transparent rating of 11 rollercoasters. Review at the end.

Straight up: this dude's a bug. Review at the end.