Some dude can't get enough of not normal life. Once again, the human's sense of adventure knocks and tortures a man into setting sale. And this time it looks like he's hunting the largest creature on Earth, in that most mysterious place on Earth which is the damn ocean. This one gets a useless-to-you rating of 8 eights. Review at the end.

An old friend's curiosity puts him in the study of his super not-well-adjusted, genius pal. And just in time for a prearranged request for a new case that supposedly has the future of Europe's history hanging. This one gets a rating of 62 headphones, I think, becuase it's an adventure and gets right to it. Review at the end.

This is the a guy we can all identify with. Huckleberry is that dude. He just wants to live his life and he feels like everyone not living their life just gets in the way. But he's a super nice person so he is always trying to do the right thing. This one gets a hats-off rating of 24 hats. Review at the end.

This entire book must be like just three long run-on sentences. But I guess it's written that way to show you how similarly stupid things were back then. It's pretty cool if you can just ignore the words you don't know and move on. This one gets a semi-frustrated rating of 2 shoe soles. Review at the end.

This is a classic that you already know the story to. Turns out the movie is pretty close to the original book so far, so if you're into that then this one's a win. I assume the book gets deeper and different as it goes on but that's up to you to find out. This one gets a surprised rating of 12 jellies. Review at the end.

Some guy talks about his lovely loving parents, how they met, and came to adopt his sister which he refers to as "cousin." It's a real wonderful situation and it talks nothing about a monster. Everyone depicted actually seems to be the opposite of a monster. This one gets an ununderstandable rating of 2 tiptoes. Review after rating.

A ship's crew is described as exciting as the sea was grey back then. Toward the end, it seems like something is about to stir. It refers to dominoes as bones which might be important. This one gets a scramblbrought rating of 7 horseshoes. Review after the rating.

A woman hollers at her husband about what they're supposed to do to help their daughters do what they're supposed to do and my mans don't really care tbh. She seems to be a good woman trying her best for her family but even back then in the olden days it seemed like BS I guess. This one gets a surprising and arbitrary rating of 10 boots. Review after the rating. If you want to hear more please rate, subscribe, and share.