Checked Out In Jersey

Checked Out In Jersey

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Checked Out In Jersey episodes

  • Checked Outs B.O.- Pete's Fear of Tornadoes

    Pete's afraid of tornadoes and Matt tells of the harrowing adventure they had when he first learned of his pal's big fear. That's right. The man flying the kite in the picture attached to this episode is afraid of tornadoes.

    Music Credits

    All music by

    Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

    Relevant Things

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    Website- www.checked-out.com

    Email- [email protected]

    Twitter- @CheckedOutRadio, @RealMattJosephs, @ThePeterCornell, @JimmyTheItalian, @Czigmeister

    Facebook- www.facebook.com/checkedoutradio

    Sponsors

    Czig Meister Brewery-

    www.czigmeister.comTwitter, Instagram- @czigmeister

    Promotional Consideration

    The Lodges at Gettysburg

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    15 min
  • Checked Out's B.O- Ignoble Nurses

    First, let us say that we love us some nurses. Especially the naughty ones but we love the others too. They do jobs that most of us wouldn't even try to do. So if you listen to this and come out angry, you're obviously an idiot. That's just science talking there.

    Do you have nurse friends or relatives who post memes on Facebook that remind you of what heroes they are? Or how important they are? While you probably agree with them, don't you find it kind of ignoble (not noble) that they post memes reminding you of that sentiment? I mean, yeah, we know. You all are the tits! Don't ruin it with your lack of humility.

    This B.O. explores that phenomenon in our society and was inspired by some hub-bub on "The View". Take a listen!

    Music Credits

    All music by

    Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

    Relevant Things

    Amazon Wishlist- http://amzn.com/w/2NTFVYPK7KROV

    Website- www.checked-out.com

    Email- [email protected]

    Twitter- @CheckedOutRadio, @RealMattJosephs, @ThePeterCornell, @JimmyTheItalian, @Czigmeister

    Facebook- www.facebook.com/checkedoutradio

    Sponsors

    Czig Meister Brewery-

    www.czigmeister.comTwitter, Instagram- @czigmeister

    Promotional Consideration

    The Lodges at Gettysburg

    www.thelodgesatgettysburg.com

    (717) 642-2500

    26 min
  • Checked Out's B.O.- Annoying Wedding DJs

    Come on. Admit it. When you go to a wedding the DJ looks like a complete fucking tool. There he is bopping around, looking all cool thinking all eyes are on him. Between his shameless self promotions and constant reminders of what the date is, he actually plays a song or two. And when that only classic song that will get you to go on the dancefloor comes on you get excited. That is, until you realize it's A FUCKING REMIX of "Livin' On A Prayer"!!!

    Music Credits

    All music by

    Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

    Relevant Things

    Amazon Wishlist- http://amzn.com/w/2NTFVYPK7KROV

    Website- www.checked-out.com

    Email- [email protected]

    Twitter- @CheckedOutRadio, @RealMattJosephs, @ThePeterCornell, @JimmyTheItalian, @Czigmeister

    Facebook- www.facebook.com/checkedoutradio

    Sponsors

    Czig Meister Brewery-

    www.czigmeister.comTwitter, Instagram- @czigmeister

    Promotional Consideration

    The Lodges at Gettysburg

    www.thelodgesatgettysburg.com

    (717) 642-2500

    12 min
  • Checked Out's B.O.- People Who Were at Woodstock

    Have you ever met someone who was at Woodstock? We're talking the original one here. And did you ask them what it was like? I bet their answer was the same as the one you'll hear in this clip.

    Music Credits

    All music by

    Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

    Relevant Things

    Amazon Wishlist- http://amzn.com/w/2NTFVYPK7KROV

    Website- www.checked-out.com

    Email- [email protected]

    Twitter- @CheckedOutRadio, @RealMattJosephs, @ThePeterCornell, @JimmyTheItalian, @Czigmeister

    Facebook- www.facebook.com/checkedoutradio

    Sponsors

    Czig Meister Brewery-

    www.czigmeister.comTwitter, Instagram- @czigmeister

    Promotional Consideration

    The Lodges at Gettysburg

    www.thelodgesatgettysburg.com

    (717) 642-2500

    8 min
  • Checked Out Special News Bulletin About The OMC Show

    Just a quick bulletin from Matt and Pete about where you will be able to find us with our new show, The OMC Show, the OFFICIAL Podcast of the next big movement in the nation, The Old Man Club.

    Get these links and profiles into your daily internet routine

    Sign up for exclusive access and info here: www.theoldmanclub.com

    Keep up with the show here: www.theomcshow.com

    Twitter @theoldmanclub and @TheOMCShow

    Facebook www.facebook.com/LikeTheOldManClub/

    "Exhilarate" by

    Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

    6 min
  • Checked Out Episode 412- More OMC Talk and the Game How Many Years Between Them

    More information about what our new show is all about followed by a new game courtesy of Master Gamemaker, Jimmy the I-talian, called "How Many Years Between Them?" or something like that.

    Music Credits

    All music by

    Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

    Relevant Things

    Amazon Wishlist- http://amzn.com/w/2NTFVYPK7KROV

    Website- www.checked-out.com

    Email- [email protected]

    Twitter- @CheckedOutRadio, @RealMattJosephs, @ThePeterCornell, @JimmyTheItalian, @Czigmeister

    Facebook- www.facebook.com/checkedoutradio

    Sponsors

    Czig Meister Brewery-

    www.czigmeister.comTwitter, Instagram- @czigmeister

    Promotional Consideration

    The Lodges at Gettysburg

    www.thelodgesatgettysburg.com

    (717) 642-2500

    57 min
  • Checked Out Episode 411- LIVE!- The People vs OJ Simpson and A Real Life Doogie Howser

    We're back to being live. So make sure that you subscribe to our YouTube channel.

    In this episode we start off with some very exciting news for us as podcasters and introduce you, slowly, to the Old Man Club and what that means to you as a fan of Checked Out.

    Then we analyze episodes 2 and 3 of "The People Vs. OJ Simpson", take a few live callers (including Mario the Millennial's Mom, Jane the Baby Boomer).

    And finally, those of you who have been following the whole Trippy Trev saga would be interested to know that we found his African-American doppelganger, Malachi Love-Robinson....sorry, Dr. Malachi Love-Robinson. Wait until you hear the back-to-back sound clips of Trippy and Malachi.

    Music Credits

    All music by

    Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

    Relevant Things

    Amazon Wishlist- http://amzn.com/w/2NTFVYPK7KROV

    Website- www.checked-out.com

    Email- [email protected]

    Twitter- @CheckedOutRadio, @RealMattJosephs, @ThePeterCornell, @JimmyTheItalian, @Czigmeister

    Facebook- www.facebook.com/checkedoutradio

    Sponsors

    Czig Meister Brewery-

    www.czigmeister.comTwitter, Instagram- @czigmeister

    Promotional Consideration

    The Lodges at Gettysburg

    www.thelodgesatgettysburg.com

    (717) 642-2500

    1 hr 26 min
  • Checked Out Episode 410- Trophy Kids, Martin Shkreli and the Election

    Have you seen "Trophy Kids" on Netflix? You should. It'll make you angry.

    Speaking of things to make you angry, how 'bout that Martin Shkreli? What a real cock-nozzle he is.

    Then we veer off into an unusually civil discussion about the presidential race.

    PLUS "Kings Things" and how Matt lost the basketball game for his school in 8th grade

    Music Credits

    All music by

    Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

    Relevant Things

    Amazon Wishlist- http://amzn.com/w/2NTFVYPK7KROV

    Website- www.checked-out.com

    Email- [email protected]

    Twitter- @CheckedOutRadio, @RealMattJosephs, @ThePeterCornell, @JimmyTheItalian, @Czigmeister

    Facebook- www.facebook.com/checkedoutradio

    Sponsors

    Czig Meister Brewery-

    www.czigmeister.comTwitter, Instagram- @czigmeister

    Promotional Consideration

    The Lodges at Gettysburg

    www.thelodgesatgettysburg.com

    (717) 642-2500

    1 hr 49 min
  • Checked Out Eipsode 409- The People vs. OJ Simpson and The Checked Out Celebrity Death Pool

    Twenty some-odd years ago, a great sports hero and slapstick-comedy-movie actor by the name of Orenthal James "OJ" Simpson nearly decapitated his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her stabbed her young-stud boy toy, Ron Goldman, to death outside of Nicole's home. The following year-and-change was full of wall-to-wall media coverage of his arrest and trial, making overnight celebrities out of lawyers, a judge and many TV personalities that we are still stuck with today.

    FX has just begun running a 5-part mini-series called "The People vs. OJ Simpson: American Crime Story" . Many are saying it's good. Yet in the same breath, they are saying it's also weird. David Schwimmer, "Ross" from "Friends" as the man who spawned the evil known as Kim, Khloe and that other Kardashian into the world? Not really buying that anywhere beyond the streak of grey in his hair. And John Travolta as Robert Shapiro? Come on. He looks more like some closeted homosexual Scientologist dressed as a Jewish Geisha girl than Bobby "Legal Zoom" Shapiro. But, whatever. It's Hollywood. We don't know if the correct word to describe this is "good", but it is inarguably compelling. Especially for those of us who lived through it and remember it like it was yesterday. Regardless of all that, we tackle the task of analyzing the film and reminiscing on the event of "The Trial of The Century" that replaced the other "Trial of The Century" involving the Lindbergh baby.

    In light of all the celebrities dying, we felt compelled to create our own celebrity death pool. I mean, we need to do something to show how good we can be at predicting things. So, we argue over what the rules of the pool will be in the last segment.

    Music Credits

    All music by

    Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

    Relevant Things

    Amazon Wishlist- http://amzn.com/w/2NTFVYPK7KROV

    Website- www.checked-out.com

    Email- [email protected]

    Twitter- @CheckedOutRadio, @RealMattJosephs, @ThePeterCornell, @JimmyTheItalian, @Czigmeister

    Facebook- www.facebook.com/checkedoutradio

    Sponsors

    Czig Meister Brewery-

    www.czigmeister.comTwitter, Instagram- @czigmeister

    Promotional Consideration

    The Lodges at Gettysburg

    www.thelodgesatgettysburg.com

    (717) 642-2500

    1 hr 28 min
  • Checked Out Episode 408- Dating Hacks for Mario, Cold Play at the Super Bowl and A Militiaman Vs. Governor Christie

    We're late in getting this episode up for you. Sorry, we have to work other jobs still. So, this show takes a back seat when we have to work. But you understand. You work too. Workers UNITE!

    We'll just let the title speak for itself. We discuss all that stuff and more on this episode. Happy Super Bowl Sunday.

    Music Credits

    All music by

    Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

    Relevant Things

    Amazon Wishlist- http://amzn.com/w/2NTFVYPK7KROV

    Website- www.checked-out.com

    Email- [email protected]

    Twitter- @CheckedOutRadio, @RealMattJosephs, @ThePeterCornell, @JimmyTheItalian, @Czigmeister

    Facebook- www.facebook.com/checkedoutradio

    Sponsors

    Czig Meister Brewery-

    www.czigmeister.comTwitter, Instagram- @czigmeister

    Promotional Consideration

    The Lodges at Gettysburg

    www.thelodgesatgettysburg.com

    (717) 642-2500

    1 hr 32 min

About Checked Out In Jersey

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Join Matt, Pete and anti-millennial millennials, Zain and Lea, as they goof off, talk about their lives and misadventures, interview interesting and entertaining guests like Down the Hall Podcast, Guilty: A True Crime Podcast, Decomposition Podcast, Done Disappeared among others and make fun of all the things you take seriously in the news...because you shouldn't take them so seriously just like they don't. You should just "Check Out" with us.