We haven't left you we're just going through some changes at the moment. You might even say, a transition.

In this Spooktacular Halloween special we talk about some extremely scary things, and afterwards we eat a very spicy curry.

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This episode features our EXCLUSIVE interview with Indian pop sensation Vennu Mallesh. It's a cracker.

Elsewhere me and Tara take some GHB and talk about a variety of topics including ice cream, Tom Hanks, Skype sex and gynecomastia.

Music used: https://spoti.fi/2C1IB3f

In this episode we hear from a man who has sexual relationships with dogs.

Elsewhere me and Tara talk about infidelity revenge, false rape accusations, a horny Cheek Clappers listener attempting to slide into Tara's DMs and also an iconic Arab man affectionately known as Flee Dink. Great episode.

Music used:

https://youtu.be/eeKzEyaDP1Y

https://spoti.fi/2LMEQWE

Me and Tara fight quite a lot on this episode, we were getting on quite well but now I think we're both a bit depressed and stressed out. We talk about Psycho Gregg Wallace, giving Tom Cruise a handjob, Femdom Strapon Seduction, my phone sex addiction, Gino going too far on This Morning and other stuff.

We also hear from a lovely young man with a vore fetish.

The music used is not yet released but will be available here on the 27th: https://spoti.fi/2D7kVsq (The sample is Antonín Dvořák's Humoresques played by Colbentson)

We finally review The Joker - buckle up because it's a bumpy ride. We also talk about TinTin, Terry Crewes and David Attenborough's sexual obsession with birds.

Music used: https://youtu.be/g2P3huEuZxs

This is The Megasode.

This is made from 2 episodes recorded just before the Morning Express sessions.

If you get confused don't think about it - just keep moving. This is The Megasode.

You can take a break halfway through if you need to but it's probably best to wait for the musical interlude, just to be safe. Like I said, this is The Megasode.

You can pick up more information from the hors d'oeuvres which will soon be available to premium subscribers.

Music used:

https://spoti.fi/2LMEQWE https://spoti.fi/35hNUJz https://youtu.be/-BvM3rNfLps https://youtu.be/ppTm2RpHjwk

Get tucked in and get ready for the clapping of your life.

Music used: https://spoti.fi/2MX1dpX

CHOO CHOOOOOOO! It's The Morning Express. A quick bit of morning spice for all you hungry Clappers out there.

Music used: https://youtu.be/ppTm2RpHjwk

This one takes a while to get going because of Tara's BLABBERING but after a while I manage to take control of the situation and get our ship back on course.

We talk about religion, black people reacting to magic, traps, the Corpsed & Ignored porn scene, Jar-Jar Binks Tongue Lollipops & so much more.

Music used: https://spoti.fi/2gd8P88