Cheek Clappers

After what has been a tumultuous time in Qatar we finally start our perilous journey to safer shores. Hopefully we make it there in one piece. Lord knows my arse needs a break.

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I was savagely tortured by the Qatari police. They made sure I was mentally broken to the point that I will probably never be able to be with a woman again.

Elsewhere we talk about Tara putting her hoodie on backwards and thinking she was blind, hot dogs, a weird mushroom trip, Lapland and much more.

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Cheek Clappers is LIVE from Qatar. We talk about Kabsa! We talk about Lugimats! We talk about Abadi Al-Johar. And of course Tara gets a lesson in Qatari culture and respect.

Elsewhere we talk about the various different Zimmermans, ugly men sleeping with hot women in movies, people who spoil the magic of dogs and I also read some very horny messages I received on Facebook.

This is a fantastic episode. We talk about putting on your spiritual armour, the cabal, delivery men, Popeye's, women with short hair and all sorts of other stuff.

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We talk about some seriously spooky stuff in this episode.

This episode starts out a bit slow but then gets really good when I start telling Tara to FUCK OFF.

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In this episode we talk about Mrs. Doubtfire, school shootings, someone stealing my tamoxifen and a black that cums weirdly. This episode is okay but not Peak Clappers. We've both been a bit ill recently but will be back to our best soon.

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In this episode we talk about all sorts of shit, I can't remember. It's quite good though, maybe a 6 or 7 out of 10. Certainly better than some of the MUCK we've served up in the past. Also, check out this video we made in celebration of Jimmy Savile's Birthday! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LrPxRgKXvg

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We spend the majority of this episode talking about Gromit's fuck style, and which people we think have the same fuck style as Gromit. We also talk about weird meals, racist rappers, and the Venom soundtrack.

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We talk about a lot of things on this episode, like Martha Stewart, Tara stealing my takes constantly, 9/11, WWE vs. WWF, Tara bringing down a Chubby Anime Girls facebook page and my ill-fated school trip to a French theme park called Futoroscope. We also provide a detailed guide on how to become a MILF.

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