Cheek Clappers

In this episode we talk about terrible gifts we've received, bad Christmases, tiny food, Arab Sheikhs, Indian guys penises, swordfish and more.

Also, the t-shirt store is BACK UP. These are not Cheek Clappers t-shirts, they're just brilliant t-shirts in and of themselves. No one who sees you wearing one will even know you listen to the show.

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Music used: https://spoti.fi/32RHJQ6

In this episode we have a deeply serious chat about the allegations made against flamboyant Latino popstar Ricky Martin. We also talk about weird social experiences and what Tara would do if she got into an altercation with Joe Pesci. Also, the t-shirt store is BACK UP. These are not Cheek Clappers t-shirts, they're just brilliant t-shirts in and of themselves. No one who sees you wearing one will even know you listen to the show.

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers

T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped

Music used: https://spoti.fi/32RHJQ6

Also check out our new website: www.cheekclappers.net

This is one of our favourite episodes. We start off talking about a couple of horrible poo related incidents, and then we start remembering a bunch of crazy shit that happened during the first COVID lockdown.

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If Tara had had her way I would have called this episode Black Breastfeeding Week, because she won't SHUT UP about Black Breastfeeding Week on this one.

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Back to business as usual on this one, no more fighting. We talk about a lot of stuff including a new Sopranos character called Quiggy Soprano, holy texts, dildos, debt collectors, landlords and Jackie Chan.

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Music used: https://spoti.fi/32RHJQ6

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In this episode we have a serious heart to heart about my exercise addiction.

Jokes aside though, this one contains a lot of arguing so if you don't like those ones then FUCK OFF.

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T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped

Music used: https://spoti.fi/32RHJQ6

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As the title says, this episode is absolutely claptastic.

We talk about beefeaters, Chinese shops, immortal technique, rape, Nick Mullen stealing our jokes, Osama Bin Laden and Oscar "The Terminator" Pistorus merking his wife.

Also, there's a couple of weird glitches in the audio, possibly due to my new interface. Just ignore it, shutup and move on. Final warning.

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We're back! It's been a crazy few weeks.

In this episode, right off the bat we have a big argument. If you don't like listening to those then you can skip to 30:35, after which point we talk about where we've been, what's been going on, and a bunch of other stuff including: Dr. Cosby, Mo Farah, rape and Baby Hitler.

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Music used: https://spoti.fi/32RHJQ6

This is a bumper episode containing two separate recordings: Alien Clappers and Ice Cream Clappers. We talk about Tara shitting herself, aliens, joke stealing, a weird dream about an alligator, slavery and much more. We also read a great email from a fan.

Also, this episode was a bit delayed because we've been moving to a new place and things have been crazy. New episodes coming soon.

In this episode we talk about suicide by cop, being trapped on a boat with the Hussein family and accidentally killing Reza Muhammad with cocaine.

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers

T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped

Music used: https://spoti.fi/32RHJQ6