We needed another base for the catering company as it was time to say goodbye to our cafe. An opportunity became available in the centre of town.

The final episode of the second series come to a close. Another pissed up story and another irritating twats story. This episode is about working in Waterloo.

Another day, another disgusting restaurant. I didn’t stick around for long.

Back where it all began for me, at 16 years of age.

This story is about a time when I felt used. This episode includes another pissed up story.

A restaurant owned by a guy who just got out of prison after he did ten years for cocaine smuggling. What could possibly go wrong?

A hotel that reminded me of the famous comedy series. A rude owner and lots and lots of problems.

Excuse my voice if it’s hard to hear. Snakes don’t belong in kitchens!

Have you seen kitchen nightmares with Mr Ramsay? This is Mattyboy’s kitchen nightmares. Need I say more.

I remember once when I was laughed at because I was talking about wanting to win a rosette. Well, I actually won an AA rosette. I was feeling on top of world. Fuck you Martin Clunes look a like, you drunk!