This story is about a time when I felt used. This episode includes another pissed up story.

A restaurant owned by a guy who just got out of prison after he did ten years for cocaine smuggling. What could possibly go wrong?

A hotel that reminded me of the famous comedy series. A rude owner and lots and lots of problems.

Excuse my voice if it’s hard to hear. Snakes don’t belong in kitchens!

Have you seen kitchen nightmares with Mr Ramsay? This is Mattyboy’s kitchen nightmares. Need I say more.

I remember once when I was laughed at because I was talking about wanting to win a rosette. Well, I actually won an AA rosette. I was feeling on top of world. Fuck you Martin Clunes look a like, you drunk!

This time around I didn’t have to carry just one chef but two fucking chefs, half a brain cell between them. I better get that superman costume back on!

I was working at a really shitty place that didn’t appreciate me. The money was awful. I wanted out. A dream job became available. Should I go for it? Oh what the heck! What have I got to lose?

The head chef of this restaurant was a complete nut job. A psychopath. He belonged in the mental hospital. He clearly wasn’t all there.

I jumped at the chance to work for a Michelin starred chef, who wouldn’t? All is not what it seems.