Greetings Dreamy Screamers!

Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to

This is where we scalpel deep and surgically critique this shamelessly delectable guilty party pleasure. Today we will cut a devilishly delectable slice of the Scream: The TV Series carnage confection with our tenth, season 1 finale, Faux Ghostface review of episode 10: Revelations.

Emma, Maggy, Piper and we stand atop the dock overlooking the vast black pockets of Wren Lake and collectively spot a shipwrecked treasure of a television show worth pursuing and exploring. Though

You are our Dreamy Screamers, for you are dreamy in your scream and scream deep within your dreams. We politely ask you to parse and ponder the following: is it a dream within a scream or a scream within a

Tick Tock of Faux Gho's homicidal clock at, on and around Wren Lake's Dock.

Does he lie in a pool of warm blood or thick, viscous, room temperature red wine, either way it's a grim fstars sign, he'll no longer whine and go home to his folks in a box made of pine.

Are we up to the task to, the elusive, abusive, inconclusive, slasher, unmask?

Faux Ghostface's killer sports an unkillable brand: a reaper's coal black cloak, ghostly, ghastly mask, a slight, white mask, and a dried blood smeared, caught crimson handed.

Poor humble Hud gut cut, taped to a tree, why the fstars could Maggy not leave him godd*** be?

Brooke proves a tease, impossible to please, petite and rather easy to squeeze, but now her pleas are lost to a deep freeze still dropping degrees.

No psychiatry could cure this lethally, fiery sibling rivalry.

We got ourselves a survival bicurious b-girl and a know it all slick sidedick.

Brooke and Mr. B play a game of musical door locks and, to Faux Ghostface, Emma repeatedly godda** talks.

Welcome, Dreamy Screamers, to the season 1 finale of Faux Ghostface: Lives End at Wren, New Horrors Found in Episode 10: Refrigeration Mutilation--In Deep Freezer Trouble(Malware Debugger, Masked Mugger and a Tree Hugger)

Your host, the Noah Foster Imposter: Falsetto Prophet and co-host, Daisy, you'll meet me in hell, Bell: Red Devil

(Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Anxiety, courtesy of the artist, NEFFEX.

Greetings Dreamy Screamers!

Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to

Hud, and we, search both the southern edge and the vast black pockets of Wren Lake, a shipwrecked treasure of a television show worth pursuing and exploring. Though often proving a bloodred herring, our

You are our Dreamy Screamers, for you are dreamy in your scream and scream deep within your dreams. We politely ask you to parse and ponder the following: is it a dream within a scream or a scream within a

Hud searching the southern edge of Wren Lake proves a mistake

Seth's last name is up in the air, but this psychopathic professor can, them, still scare

Mr. B. might morph to Mr. P. but he's an attractive, captive, unreactive audience chained, not fstars free.

Is Seth Brandon's sick son or is he the patsy with faux smoking gun?

Brooke downs extra Vicodin, once submerged sins resurface again.

Jake requests a non-alcoholic drink and runs his mouth before he will think.

The Evidence Room, where someone dons the surgical mask of doom!

Shake N' Jake may claim the Jake Stops Here, but Brooke, and we, still live in fear!

Hud's a Smoker, greets a blunt force fire poker and Audrey looks sexy in a steam punk choker.

Welcome, Dreamy Screamers, to Faux Ghostface: Policing Lifeline

Your host, the Noah Foster Imposter: Falsetto Prophet and co-host, Daisy, you'll meet me in hell, Bell: Red Devil

(Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Anxiety, courtesy of the artist, NEFFEX.

Greetings Dreamy Screamers!

Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy

Today we will cut a devilishly delectable slice of the Scream: The TV Series carnage confection with our eighth Faux Ghostface review of episode 8: Ghosts

It is a bonafide undertaking to locate, in the vast black pockets of Wren Lake, a shipwrecked treasure of a television show worth pursuing and exploring. There are deftly constructed narrative twists and tantalizing turns; though for new blood--Faux Ghostface yearns, this well-paced

You are our Dreamy Screamers, for you are dreamy in your scream and scream deep within your dreams. We politely ask you to parse and ponder the following: is it a dream within a scream or a scream within a

Welcome, Dreamy Screamers, to Faux Ghostface: Facing Stage Fright

Jake gives a coma finger but a looming threat still will linger.

Will's splitting headache gives Emma a psychotic break.

Will Noah and Audrey cut the insomniac some fstars slack?

Kieran could not cry when his decedent mom did die.

Kieran is wearing some dapper godd*** shoes while bicurious and the virgin scramble for more clues.

Brooke's pale flesh finds the spotlight as the killer enters stage fright.

Brooke is slashed but does survive, will Branson, in prison, trade cigarettes to thrive?

Was this sequestered bloody knife used to take a student's life?

Your host, the Noah Foster Imposter: Falsetto Prophet and co-host, Daisy, you'll meet me in hell, Bell: Red Devil Out

(Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Anxiety, courtesy of the artist, NEFFEX.

Greetings Dreamy Screamers!

Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016). The TV Series which premiered on MTV i.e. murderous television, where we scalpel deep and surgically critique this shamelessly delectable guilty party pleasure. Today we will cut a devilishly delectable slice of the Scream: The TV Series carnage confection with our seventh Faux Ghostface review of episode 7: In the Trenches

It is a bonafide undertaking to locate, in the vast black pockets of Wren Lake, a shipwrecked treasure of a television show worth pursuing and exploring. Though often proving a bloodred herring, my tireless quest is occasionally rewarded with the indelible gem of a stellar and rewarding TV treat. Scream the TV Series carries the torch of that very same treat. The Scream films, this show's source material--such a treasure trove of valuable sparkling, brilliantly scripted matter spoken by comely faces who act well, seem genuine and their ultimate fates, to us, matter.

You are our Dreamy Screamers, for you are dreamy in your scream and scream deep within your dreams. We politely ask you to parse and ponder the following: is it a dream within a scream or a scream within a dream? You may not be able to run in a dream, but from Faux Ghostface, you can run, climb and attempt to hide, but you're already dead inside.  Here, in your dreamy dream like state, each scream makes you feel alive for as others may be killed, gruesomely at times, you, instead, shall thrive as you strive to remain alive and to stick with your living Lakewood hive.

Welcome, Dreamy Screamers, to Faux Ghostface: Half in Hell, Other Half Heaven Within Part 7: A Date to Dismember--Emma Gives Will a Splitting

Is today's slice of Scream: The TV Series deft usage of Substitution Plot and a Substitute Killer?

Now we play Hide and Seek with Emma, a Jock, Brooke and a Geek!

Shake and Jake leaks, of blood, a lake and Faux Ghostface will, him, forsake.

Time to play Daisy and fstars with Emma's brain near an insane bowling lane.

Today the sinister subplot thickens into thin air.

Jake and Brooke need to get a room within this bowling alley of doom!

Piper may be coming to, but Faux Ghostface ain't through and what the fstars is Emma to do?

Maggy slices and dices spinach and kale, while the killer, Will, flails and assails.

Your host, the Noah Foster Imposter: Falsetto Prophet and co-host, Daisy, you'll meet me in hell, Bell: Red Devil Out

(Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Anxiety, courtesy of the artist, NEFFEX.

Greetings Dreamy Screamers!

 Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016). The TV Series which premiered on MTV i.e. murderous television, where we scalpel deep and surgically critique this shamelessly delectable guilty party pleasure. Today we will cut a devilishly delectable slice of the Scream: The TV Series carnage confection with our sixth Faux Ghostface review of episode 6: Betrayed

It is a bonafide undertaking to locate, in the vast black pockets of Wren Lake, a shipwrecked treasure of a television show worth pursuing and exploring. Though often proving a bloodred herring, my tireless quest is occasionally rewarded with the indelible gem of a stellar and rewarding TV treat. Scream the TV Series carries the torch of that very same treat. The Scream films, this show's source material-- such a treasure trove of valuable sparkling, brilliantly scripted matter spoken by comely faces who act well, seem genuine and their ultimate fates, to us, matter.

You are our Dreamy Screamers, for you are dreamy in your scream and scream deep within your dreams. We politely ask you to parse and ponder the following: is it a dream within a scream or a scream within a dream? You may not be able to run in a dream, but from Faux Ghostface, you can

Welcome, Dreamy Screamers, to: Faux Ghostface: Back to Sour Treats, Sick Tricks in Episode Six: Resting Creep Faux GhostFace--Piper Spared, Will Scared, Mayor Maddox Prepared and Branson to Manson Compared

Emma plops her whorish ass upon the grass.

What the fstars is a freshly picked daisy doing in a bygone, crumbling and stale house?

Does the last Lakewood Massacre feel faded and irrelevant or is it, in the class room, the blood red/pink elephant?

Emma's neither Dreamy Screamer nor demented dreamer; stabbing herself she becomes her dark double redeemer.

Maggie's been called a whore before, but now, with Hud, she's a whore once more!

Seth Branson is Noah's favorite teacher, his homicidal tendencies not a bug but feature for he's a striking, stylish and studious creature! 

Hud saves Audrey's bicurious hide; still she harbors secrets inside!

Quinn takes the lead on stranger danger, but how many constitutes will he endanger?

A bagged Faux Ghostface mask spells doom in the interrogation room.

Your host, the Noah Foster Imposter: Falsetto Prophet and co-host, Daisy, you'll meet me in hell, Bell: Red Devil Out

(Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Anxiety, courtesy of the artist, NEFFEX.

Maggie and Hud share a lip locker, her glasses were a co** blocker and Emma finds familial smut inside her locker!

Today Emma takes a manly swig from a flask, in her shared history and vulnerability Piper will bask, but there remains a killer to fstars unmask…

 Greetings Dreamy Screamers!

Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016). The TV Series which premiered on MTV i.e. murderous television, where we scalpel deep and surgically critique this shamelessly delectable guilty party pleasure. Today we will cut a devilishly delectable slice of the Scream: The TV Series carnage confection with our fifth Faux Ghostface review of episode 5: Exposed.

It is a bonafide undertaking to locate, in the vast black pockets of Wren Lake, a shipwrecked treasure of a television show worth pursuing and exploring. Though often proving a bloodred herring, my tireless quest is occasionally rewarded with the indelible gem of a stellar and rewarding TV treat. Scream the TV Series carries the torch of that very same treat. The Scream films, this show's source material--such a treasure trove of valuable sparkling, brilliantly scripted matter spoken by comely faces who act well, seem genuine and their ultimate fates, to us, matter.

You are our Dreamy Screamers, for you are dreamy in your scream and scream deep within your dreams. We politely ask you to parse and ponder the following: is it a dream within a scream or a scream within a dream? You may not be able to run in a dream, but from Faux Ghostface, you can run, climb and attempt to hide, but you're already dead inside. Here, in your dreamy dream like state, each scream makes you feel alive for as others may be killed, gruesomely at times, you, instead, shall thrive as you strive to remain alive and to stick with your living Lakewood hive.

Welcome, Dreamy Screamers, to: Faux Ghostface: We're Granted a Stay With Episode Five--Those Still Alive--For Their Dead--May Pray: Candle Lit

Brooke's mom sequestered to rehab or has she simply been, to death, stabbed?

Piper lends Emma a flask, but who the fuck is wearing that Faux Ghostface mask?

Hud is forced to take a backseat, sick twisted is how Emma and Will did meet!

Though none are slain today, this verbose slasher still has much to say and his grim game they must still play!

While the body count's been rising, we've been, on who wears the mask, theorizing.

Time to recap on Decapitated Daisy.

Will Daisy be deflowered or empowered?

The Blackmail of Brooke's dad is pretty dark, vile and bad!

-Your Noah Foster Imposter and Daisy You'll Meet Her in Hell Bell

(Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Anxiety, courtesy of the artist, NEFFEX.

Beware Faux Ghostface's Lair!

Hello Dreamy Screamers!

Welcome to Noah's nightmare, his place of part time work and full time sulking: Nightmare Level, but while he is reeling from Riley's untimely demise, we dream up and scream a new dreamy screamer surprise!

Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: Scream: The TV Series: Season 1

It is a bonafide undertaking to locate, in the infinite digital sea, a shipwrecked treasure of a television show worth pursuing and exploring. Though often proving a dry hole or fool's fstars gold, my tireless quest is occasionally rewarded with the indelible gem of a

You are our Dreamy Screamers, for you are dreamy in your scream and scream deep within your dreams. I politely ask you to parse and ponder the following: is it a dream within a scream or a scream within a dream? Normally, I would venture to express that a scream within the subconscious confines of a dream would morph into a nightmare, but not here. Here, in your dreamy dream like state, each scream makes you feel alive for as others may be killed, gruesomely at times, you, instead, shall thrive as you strive to remain alive and to stick with your living human hive. This is a place where the undertaker digs many a ditch, the middle class will pay just as the rich and Nina's laptop password ain't but should be THUNDERBITCH.

Welcome, Dreamy Screamers, to: Faux Ghostface: In this Fourth Episode, Bloodletting has Slowed: Lord of the Lies--The Slasher's Lair, Unoccupied, a Trail of Pig's Blood--Dried and Our Dear Trio…Trapped Inside

Does the truth reside where the mask was made or drip off the edge of his Buck knife blade?

Here Emma's welcomed to Noah's nightmare!

Brooke's grief shopping and the hottest clique sits on the bloody block for chopping.

Message on hospital wall in stencil and blood, mimicking the note hand delivered to Hud!

Can't defibrillate jumpstart a headless pig absent its heart!

Noah tags along where his pale, narrow ass don't belong.

Dead, or a live man's trap?

Though none are slain today, this verbose slasher still has much to say and his grim game they must still play!

While the body count's been rising, we've been, on who wears the mask, theorizing.

-Your Noah Foster Imposter and Daisy you'll meet her in hell Bell.

F.C.F.U. Killer Croc's Tail is, in fact, ripped the fuck off in the animated Batman film: Son of Batman.

Welcome to Friday Night Frights!

Welcome to Rooftops and Patio Scars!

Hello Dreamy Screamers!

Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to

It is a bonafide undertaking to locate, in the

You are our Dreamy Screamers, for you are dreamy in

Welcome, Dreamy Screamers, to: Faux Ghostface: Third Serving of a Kill Undeserving: Police Station Evisceration--Luring Riley Through Texted Smiley

Faux Ghostface will make Emma choose which of her two gal pals will, their life, lose!

A surgical mask bound to a sordid past…

Branson searches for a picture, the rich seek to grow still richer…

Noah's so very riled up on account of Riley, Faux Ghostface lures via distorted smiley.

Atop an understaffed police station, Riley succumbs to evisceration.

Intrigue blooms between Jake and Will, Jake proves a snake, but will, Will, he kill?

Branson and Brooke have a web chat; she looks good on screen-- a sight far from fat.

Will just one die in episode three? Just cause some others survive don't mean their home fstars free!

Your Noah Foster Imposter: Falsetto Prophet and You'll Meet Her in Hell: Daisy Bell Out

(Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Anxiety, courtesy of the artist, NEFFEX.

Seth

Noah

Brooke

Riley

Noah

Welcome to Friday Night Frights!

Hello Dreamy Screamers!

Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic vivisecting

Like you, and millions just like you, I struggle to

You are our Dreamy Screamers, for you are dreamy in

Welcome, Dreamy Screamers, to: Faux Ghostface: Second Slice of Tie-Dye Pie in a Dreamy Screamer

Faux Ghostface will, some, call; others he will

An Infamous mask bound to the past…

Payback a potential bitch to the rich, but Kieran

Noah's so very lame wielding zero game, but still

Whether victim of suicide or homicide--either way

Will Faux Ghostface Slay and Filet in a Dim Alleyway

Tricking the Coroner, Turning Scaredy Cat in Alley

One will die in

Who will die in this episode?

Emma, Piper, Riley, Audrey, Daisy or Violet, Rachel

The filthy rich, a filthy bitch and a 21 Jump Street

(Procrastinated

Lifting the Mask ain't his First Task…

Hello Dreamy Screamers!

Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic vivisecting

Like you, and millions just like you, I struggle to

You are our Dreamy Screamers, for you are dreamy in

Welcome, Dreamy Screamers, to: Faux Ghostface: First Slice of the Scream (Pi)lot: Viral out of Control: Noah's First Mistake: Waking up Naked atop Wren Lake

Welcome to your premiere of serialized fear, on this slice of pilot, Noah will greet sheriff Hud and one cold, facedown, wrinkled body is found in a swimming pool of blood.

Two die in this pi…lot where you're shown a scorned Emma furious, a viral video injurious, Noah's virgin rep is far from spurious, and his bestie Audrey remains bicurious.

Noah and Nina both take a dip, and Brooke let's a secret slip.

Noah, they'll forsake: left adrift on Wren Lake.

As her past grows more hazy, the killer goes more crazy for her whore of a mother A.K.A. Daisy.

Will Emma Cry, Die or this plot pilot?

If the past she tries to pry, in this Pilot she might just die.

It proves the killer's sole task to lift the godd*** mask.

Don't dial it during this pilot.

Brooke's Bash, Poolside Slash, Noah's Splash and Blackmail Backlash...

Who will die in this pilot?

Emma, Piper, Riley, Audrey, Nina, Daisy or Violet?

F.C.F.U. Can you strum a violin?

F.C.F.U. Lindsay Lohan’s troubled timeline by Alan Duke, CNN

The actress’ struggle with drugs and alcohol sent her to five rehab facilities for a total of 250 days since January 2007. Lohan has appeared in court 20 times before four judges who have found her in violation of her probation four times and sentenced her to six months in jail. Still, she spent less than two weeks behind bars in her six trips to the Los Angeles County jail.

Lohan also served about 67 days of community service, mostly working at the Los Angeles County morgue.

Lohan’s troubled timeline is lengthy.