Chemohawk Sessions

By Falsetto Prophet

Dear Podience,

Welcome to Chemohawk Sessions, an anthology series podcast. I'm a carbon-based lifeform who got, fought, conquered cancer; fled my droll career to air this passion project. I was restle... more

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June 15, 2023 Hellbound Binding 4: Slick Page Flip: Thick Weeds, Chin-High, Betray Thin Lies--Every Dolly Finds Their Folly (Sleeping with the Weeping Willow); (Comparison 'Twixt Winter's Bone Film and Novel)

Greetings Cinematic
Fanatics, in this particular case, you Hellbound Book Hounds! The only thing
more satisfying than a gorgeous and flawlessly executed standalone Slick Flick
Pick is one that honors, if not exceeds, the splendor of its novel source material.
Sometimes a screenplay, or film, has been novelized into a riveting read;
conversely, an analogue bound book is oft condensed and converted, via a
complex digital undertaking, to a cinematic adaptation. Some of the very
slickest, sleekest, passionately picked flicks I've had the pleasure of
enjoying originated with a Slick Page Flip I took pride in perusing. The age
old debate remains as heated and vitriolic as ever, the lingering, pesky,
vexing question: is the slick flick pick better than the slick page flip?
Sometimes this answer proves easier than slicing your finger's flesh on the
corner of a page in a hellbound book; I offer the example of Annihilation, the flick is superior to the
novel--but not vastly so-- while no doubt novel, source--however the Slick Page
Flip of Jurassic Park outshines the
merit of its cinematic expression, and there is no dearth of merit to that
Slick Flick Pick.

While I will not perform this companion, contrast/comparison
analysis between the primitive novel and polished flick on every Slick Flick
Pick, I will grant you the gift of an either/or/both discussion when I find the
right pairing of bound paper and waxy film. Enjoy you Hellbound Book Hounds and
Cinematic Fanatics as I investigate these various bound collections and similar
comparisons to their corresponding flick-- remain on track with your deft, rapt
attention in tact through an aurally pleasing perusal as you sate your
curiosity with each passing slick flick/page flip pleasure on my Chemohawk
rack.

Snuggle the fstars up with a bloody, slick HellBound Book in your secretive nook.

As you earn each paper cut, you'll feel the characters in your gut.

Whether binding open or cover shut, you've wed the novel--the flick serves merely as your mistress slut.

Here, we unwind some novel binding for this is where final cut greets papercut!

The Slick Flick Pick
we will be discussing: Pick 36: Slick Flick
Pick: J. Law Greets her Deadbeat Pa with Chainsaw-- One Cop, Teardrop and a
Routine Traffic Stop (Winter's Bone, 2010) and while that flick was
undoubtably gut-wrenching-- flirting with a pit in your tummy resembling sick,
it was also incredibly slick. If you thought the flick was cold, brutal and
harsh the novel is a colder, more unforgiving, morally miring marsh.

Our protagonist/heroine (A.K.A. Ree) remains family oath blood slick bound and gripped by an Missourian manuscript!

Today you are gifted the treat of aurally checking out this edition **Fourth selection of Slick Page Flip** from my Chemohawk Library Rack: Hellbound
Binding 4: Slick Page Flip: Thick Weeds, Chin-High, Betray Thin Lies--Every Dolly Finds Their Folly (Sleeping with the Weeping Willow); (Book
Comparison/Ree Reading 'Twixt the Winter's Bone film and Winter's Bone Novel)

- Your freestyle logophile, bibliophile and cinephile: Falsetto Prophet

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

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June 14, 2023 Pick 36: Slick Flick Pick: J. Law Greets Her Deadbeat Pa with Chainsaw--One Cop, Teardrop and a Routine Traffic Stop (Winter's Bone, 2010)
Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow me the gritty, grim and gloomy pleasure of hitchhiking and kicking around the backwoods,
hollers, quarries, stockyards and creeks of a chilling community as unsaintly
as it sits quaint, where even the most unblemished soul's still marred by
taint, where volatile violence seeps through even when locals employ fierce
restraint, this novel turned flick is not meant for hearts of the faint, Ree's
ramshackle abode goes to shiz, it's impossible to repaint when you can't afford
paint, but, like a dogged dog, she trots headlong into hollows she don't
belong, she's as ballsy as she's not wrong; she takes her whippings, beatings
and licks without complaint, and you would be insane to complain as I deliver
this mordant but important gift of Slick Flick Pick, an entertaining, slick/flick-explaining series, a
desirable diversion from the main cooked crank vein of Chemohawk Sessions.
For your 36th episode, I review one of my most respected, felt and most favorite J
wintery coldslaw Law performance of all time, if you hear the crack of a rifle,
you're out of time, if you drop a dime on their cooked crank crime, you'll wind
up hog slop slime, and along with creeks chilly and crooked, your surround by
stones of lime, here, you won't hear the screams, just the restless wind and a
waking wind chime. This film is a series of serious scenes--some painfully
menacing--others eerily calm; all authentically striking and intense, such as
when Ree asks one inquiry too many, pursues a lethal odyssey but instead finds
broken, swollen cheeks aplenty keeping these inbred Missourians and us in
suspense; I would rather Ree's name be changed to Holly, along with the wicked
rhyme drop of I'm Holly Dolly, perhaps her demeanor would prove more jolly, she
just might then learn early on from her folly and pursue, instead of crank,
molly. This is a gorgeously grim, social, cultural and financial class
contemplating, rogue male hero role defying cooking us a batch of a trio of
genres: coming-of-age, mystery, drama--it transitions so seamlessly between
genres and oft simultaneously, in such a way, that you process it as a simple
study in filmmaking sleekness. I offer you, regarding this weather-beaten,
generationally gaunt and barely eaten production Winter's Bone, circa June 2010. This flick is an intimate, raw and
uncontrived viewing into the life of one financially and guardian deprived
17-year-old who, though her spirit has been slain many times--still, each time,
revived, we follow her foolhardy, but still hardy, folly into each hollow, and
we witness every crucible, from being told full lies, half truths, threats both
legit shiz and hollow, she will have coffee splashed on her fstars face and
beaten till, her own blood, swallow, J-Law both dismisses and outshines the
law, she bears the bone-chilling winter, escapes the clutches of crank's claw,
it only costs her a broken jaw and a chainsawed pa.
Enter, with me, you cinematic
fanatics, into the realm of film's fantasy while we unwind the grind of
reality… I offer you: Pick 36: Slick Flick Pick: J. Law Greets Her Deadbeat Pa with Chainsaw--One Cop, Teardrop and a Routine Traffic Stop (Winter's Bone, 2010)
Today, we discuss--the folly of thinking that you can initiate a relaxing, routine
traffic stop with a Dolly; this traffic stop of Teardrop proves too much for
one lone cop, the merits of drugs of choice: whether powder they snort, doobie
they smoke, or pills they pop, all soon tasted by the hog as their dead bodies
are served up as hog slop, Ree's pa is a crank-cooking, womanizing, agonizing,
deadbeat, both in dictionary sense and dead, without heart beat, pop, the
safety of that trampoline her siblings bounce on and hop, though Ree ain't got
shiz to plant, cook or crop, with that ax, cords of wood, she'll confidently
chop.
- Your worthwhile cinephile: Falsetto Prophet
P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

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June 14, 2023 Faux Ghostface: Killer or Martyr in this Halloween Two-Parter: Noah's Arc: A Tropical Blood Flood--Marooned with Mortal Wounds (Dark and Stormy Fright)
Greetings Dreamy Screamers, islanders, saboteurs,
graphic novel auteurs and graphically violent historical site visiting connoisseurs.
Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: The TV Series--this portion pertains to the two episode concluding portion of season 2. This twill serve as your final 2 part Halloween wrapping up, winding down concluding chapter of exotic island carnage in a much needed and celebrated, salacious, sordid and sinister finale of the two true seasons of Scream: The TV Series; we begin anew as we reveal methodically and deliberately who will morph into a new fresh pile of bloody goo and which of these Lakewood 5 will purchase a
slutty godd*** tattoo. This is where we scalpel deep and surgically critique this shamelessly delectable guilty party pleasure.
Today we will cut a devilishly delectable slice of the Scream: The TV Series carnage candy confection with our final Halloween special of season 2 Faux Ghostface review of Halloween Special Part I and Part II.
We are gifted both the twice survived Lakewood Five (subtract turncoat/psychopath Kieran Kilcox and add brooding, but innocuous,
Stavo and the math holds, and a variety of new cast members; the lingering
questions that plague us are which of these FIVE will, at this tropically
lethal paradise, this new killer outswim, out tan or navigate more deftly the
fstars Scooby-Doo/Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Friday the 13th van or catamaran and
which new Halloween special cast member could be, likely might be--will be
duped, drowned or dismembered?
You are still our Dreamy Screamers, for you are
dreamy in your second season screams and scream deep within your analytical
dreams. We politely ask you to parse and ponder the following: is it a dream
within a scream or a scream within a dream? You may not be able to escape your
dream, but from Shallow Grove Island stalking Faux Ghostface, you can swim,
seawater tread, coconut palm climb and attempt to hide, but you're already dead
inside. Here, in your dreamy dream like state, each scream makes you feel alive
for as others may be killed, gruesomely at times, you, instead, shall thrive as
you strive to remain alive and to stick with those fleeting, but for now
alive--victims of past and present lies--who proudly deem themselves the
Lakewood Five who cling desperately to their still breathing Lakewood hive.
The price of paradise is collected in the form of a Buck knife or rustic shears slice.
Noah and Stavo find lucrative success with their graphic novel and, for their lives, they'll sporadically grovel.
Audrey must come to grips with the knowledge that she's got curvaceous hips and sucks ocean water at relationships.
Kieran thought he could wear Faux Gho's mask but he was unworthy of the task and now knows red death at the hands of the true BJ masque.
At figuring out Brooke, Stavo is still slow, she simply wants him to follow where she picks to go.
At Shallow Grove Island, you will find tasty strawberries and hasty adversaries.
Emma can neither outgrow her past or the desire to receive a tacky fstars tattoo.
Is it the burlap bag mask wearing killer's design or Noah's curiosity asinine that funnels them through the dark, dank, rum running tunnel?
Welcome, Dreamy Screamers, to the final 2 part Halloween concluding chapter: Faux Ghostface: Killer or Martyr in this Halloween Two-Parter: Noah's Arc: A Tropical Blood Flood--Marooned with Mortal Wounds (Dark and Stormy Fright)
-Your host, the Noah Foster Imposter: Falsetto Prophet and co-host, Daisy, you'll meet me in hell, Bell: Red Devil Out
(Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Anxiety, courtesy of the artist, NEFFEX.
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June 13, 2023 Faux Ghostface: Beware Fresh Piles of Bloody Goo in Chapter 22: Kieran Kilcox--The Couple Who Slays Together Stays Together (Calm, Cool and Unsuspected)
Greetings Dreamy Screamers and Nightmare Journal Features!

Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to
Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016). This twill serve as your twelfth episode introducing the final chapter of carnage in a new salacious, sordid and sinister season of Scream: The TV Series; we begin anew as we reveal methodically and deliberately who will morph into a new fresh pile of bloody goo. This is where we scalpel deep and surgically critique this shamelessly delectable guilty party pleasure.
Today we will cut a devilishly delectable slice of the Scream: The TV Series carnage candy confection with our 12th, and final, regular episode of season 2 Faux Ghostface review of episode 22: When a Stranger Calls.
We are gifted both the Lakewood Five and a variety of new cast members; the lingering questions that plague us are which of these
FIVE will outlast, subvert or circumvent the killer's hideous tricks and which new cast member could be, likely might be-- will be dismembered?
You are still our Dreamy Screamers, for you are dreamy in your second season screams and scream deep within your analytical dreams. We politely ask you to parse and ponder the following: is it a dream
within a scream or a scream within a dream? You may not be able to escape your dream, but from Faux Ghostface, you can run, climb and attempt to hide, but you're already dead inside. Here, in your dreamy dream like state, each scream makes you feel alive for as others may be killed, gruesomely at times, you, instead, shall thrive as you strive to remain alive and to stick with those fleeting, but for now alive--victims of past and present lies--who proudly deem themselves the Lakewood Five who cling desperately to their still breathing Lakewood hive.
The math of a psychopath is the madness of at least 2+2.
A killing bond, a magic wand: the couple that slays together stays together.
The Zenith theatre proves a nadir of fear and nefarious activities.
Eli was slick and a sly fstars guy, but when Kieran is caught in a lie, Eli has to die.
The Morgue is alive, it is back; the Lakewood 5 survive, they're no longer under attack.
Is Brooke's second surgery a self-fulfilling killing spree prophecy?
Will Brooke's new brown boys prove lasting companions or dispensable toys?
The Killer is, Emma's downfall, savoring, if it was a party, Faux Gho would choose blood red food flavoring.
Welcome, Dreamy Screamers, to the final regular episode of Season 2: Faux Ghostface: Beware Fresh Piles of Bloody Goo in Chapter 22: Kieran Kilcock--The Couple Who Slays Together Stays Together (Calm, Cool and Unsuspected)
Your host, the Noah Foster Imposter: Falsetto Prophet and co-host, Daisy, you'll meet me in hell, Bell: Red Devil
(Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Anxiety, courtesy of the artist, NEFFEX
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June 12, 2023 Faux Ghostface: Fates Unfurled and Lives Undone in Chapter 21: Nightmare Journal--Last Breath of The Morgue, Death to the Murder Board (Wretch A Sketch)
Greetings Dreamy Screamers and Hellish Creatures!

Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy
companion series to Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2
(2015, 2016). This twill serve as your eleventh episode introducing a new
chapter of carnage in a new salacious, sordid and sinister season of Scream: The TV Series; we begin anew as we reveal methodically and
deliberately who will morph into a new fresh pile of bloody goo.
This is where we scalpel deep and surgically critique this shamelessly delectable guilty party pleasure. Today we will cut a devilishly delectable slice of the Scream: The TV Series carnage candy confection with our eleventh season 2 Faux Ghostface review of episode 21: Heavenly Creatures.

We are gifted both the Lakewood Five and a variety of new cast members; the lingering questions that plague us are which of these
FIVE will outlast, subvert or circumvent the killer's hideous tricks and which new cast member could be, likely might be-- will be dismembered?

You are still our Dreamy Screamers, for you are dreamy in your second season screams and scream deep within your analytical dreams. We politely ask you to parse and ponder the following: is it a dream
within a scream or a scream within a dream? You may not be able to escape your dream, but from Faux Ghostface, you can run, climb and attempt to hide, but you're already dead inside. Here, in your dreamy dream like state, each scream makes you feel alive for as others may be killed, gruesomely at times, you, instead, shall thrive as you strive to remain alive and to stick with those fleeting, but for now alive--victims of past and present lies--who proudly deem themselves the Lakewood Five who cling desperately to their still breathing Lakewood hive.

The Duval house door is left ajar, but does the masked intruder remain inside or get, away, very far?

Noah Foster wanted to hang up all things macabre, while Gustavo wants to grave fuc**** rob!

Zoe once said that Foster made the morbid beautiful, while her vampire coffin was, of lake water, full.

Emma's soldered wooden heart on door, is it meant for Emma or her maternal whore!?

Noah may only be allowed to drink clear fluids, but he can still bleed red godd*** colored blood!

Eli claims, when it comes to the shady mayor: I'll get rid of that." We always knew you were a sly, slimy rat.

Eli rifles through the mayor's drawers, and by episodes end, said Mayor will shit his own drawers.

Welcome, Dreamy Screamers, to the eleventh episode of Season 2: Faux Ghostface: Fates Unfurled and Lives Undone in Chapter 21: Nightmare Journal--Last Breath of The Morgue, Death to the Murder Board (Wretch A Sketch).
Your host, the Noah Foster Imposter: Falsetto Prophet and co-host, Daisy, you'll meet me in hell, Bell: Red Devil Out
(Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Anxiety, courtesy of the artist, NEFFEX
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June 12, 2023 Faux Ghostface: Horror Run Amok and Aplenty in Chapter 20: Autopsy of a Criminal--Pig's Heart: Strange Place to Start (From Picnic Basket to Closed Casket)
Greetings Dreamy Screamers!

Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to
Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016). This twill serve as your tenth episode introducing a new chapter of carnage in a new salacious, sordid and sinister season of Scream: The TV Series; we begin anew as we reveal methodically and deliberately who will morph into a new fresh pile of bloody goo.
This is where we scalpel deep and surgically critique this shamelessly delectable guilty party pleasure. Today we will cut a devilishly delectable slice of the Scream: The TV Series carnage candy confection with our tenth season 2 Faux Ghostface review of episode 20: The Vanishing.

We are gifted both the Lakewood Five and a variety of new cast members; the lingering questions that plague us are which of these FIVE will outlast, subvert or circumvent the killer's hideous tricks and which
new cast member could be, likely might be-- will be dismembered?

You are still our Dreamy Screamers, for you are
dreamy in your second season screams and scream deep within your analytical dreams. We politely ask you to parse and ponder the following: is it a dream within a scream or a scream within a dream? You may not be able to escape your dream, but from Faux Ghostface, you can run, climb and attempt to hide, but you're already dead inside. Here, in your dreamy dream like state, each scream makes you feel alive for as others may be killed, gruesomely at times, you, instead, shall thrive as you strive to remain alive and to stick with those fleeting, but for now alive--victims of past and present lies--who proudly deem themselves the Lakewood Five who cling desperately to their still breathing
Lakewood hive.

Piper Shaw was quick and torturously slow to stab, now her lanky ass is on a cold goddamn slab.

Ms. Autopsy of a Crime is now the criminal mind getting autopsied.

I suppose it is safe to say that Zoah/Noe were not meant to be.

Finding in Piper's chest cavity a pig's heart proves a rather strange place to start.

The real Noah Foster meets a Zoe fucking Faux Gho Imposter!

One is buried alive, the other takes an involuntary Wren Lake boxed dive.

From Wren Lake picnic basket to closed fucking casket.

Welcome, Dreamy Screamers, to the tenth episode of Season 2: Faux Ghostface: Horror Run Amok and Aplenty in Chapter 20: Autopsy of
a Criminal--Pig's Heart: Strange Place to Start (From Picnic Basket to Closed Casket)
Your host, the Noah Foster Imposter: Falsetto Prophet and co-host, Daisy, you'll meet me in hell, Bell: Red Devil Out
(Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Anxiety, courtesy of the artist, NEFFEX

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June 12, 2023 Faux Ghostface: Found Murder Site Obscene in Chapter 19: Cutting Breakers and Wannabe Faux Gho Fakers--From Buck Knife to Butter Knife (Leaked Confessions Pique Obsessions)
Greetings Dreamy Screamers!

Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy
companion series to
Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2
(2015, 2016). This twill serve as your ninth episode introducing a new chapter
of carnage in a new salacious, sordid and sinister season of Scream: The TV Series; we begin anew as we reveal methodically and
deliberately who will morph into a new fresh pile of bloody goo. This is where
we scalpel deep and surgically critique this shamelessly delectable guilty
party pleasure.

Today we will cut a devilishly delectable slice of the Scream:
The TV Series carnage candy confection with our ninth season 2 Faux Ghostface review of episode 19: The Orphanage.

We are gifted both the Lakewood Five and a variety of new cast members; the lingering questions that plague us are which of these FIVE will outlast, subvert or circumvent the killer's hideous tricks and which new cast member could be, likely might be-- will be dismembered?

You are still our Dreamy Screamers, for you are dreamy in your second season screams and scream deep within your analytical dreams. We politely ask you to parse and ponder the following: is it a dream within a scream or a scream within a dream? You may not be able to escape your
dream, but from Faux Ghostface, you can run, climb and attempt to hide, but
you're already dead inside. Here, in your dreamy dream like state, each scream
makes you feel alive for as others may be killed, gruesomely at times, you,
instead, shall thrive as you strive to remain alive and to stick with those
fleeting, but for now alive--victims of past and present lies--who proudly deem
themselves the Lakewood Five who cling desperately to their still breathing Lakewood hive.

Stavo pilfers Brook's lipstick, is he simply a slick klepto d*** or something far more sick?

Haley is, by Kieran, mean fstars mugged, and Stavo, by Brooke is suggestively hugged.

In Emma's locker waits a lock of hair, but she is unperturbed and does not easily scare.

Time to unfurl the mystery, in pairs or otherwise alone, clouding the Distressed Sisters Children's Home.

In a party sinisterly titled FACE THE MASK--one will die, all will, first in spotlights, then darkness with scattered glowsticks--bask.

Time to enjoy the blood red glowsticks and pernicious party tricks.

Her very special friend will, her scandalous, sordid, sour life end!

Welcome, Dreamy Screamers, to the ninth episode of Season 2: Faux Ghostface: Found Murder Site Obscene in Chapter 19: Cutting Breakers and Wannabe Faux Gho Fakers--From Buck Knife to Butter Knife (Leaked Confessions Pique Obsessions)
Your host, the Noah Foster Imposter: Falsetto Prophet and co-host, Daisy, you'll meet me in hell, Bell: Red Devil Out
(Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Anxiety,
courtesy of the artist, NEFFEX.
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34min
June 12, 2023 Faux Ghostface: Lakewood Bodies Wane Lean in Chapter 18: Back Stabotage--Brooke a Leg (Carnival Sins Won't Be Forgiven)
Greetings Dreamy Screamers!
Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to
Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016). This twill serve as your eighth episode introducing a new chapter of carnage in a new salacious, sordid and sinister season of Scream: The TV Series; we begin anew as we reveal methodically and deliberately who will morph into a new fresh pile of bloody goo. This is where we scalpel deep and surgically critique this shamelessly delectable guilty party pleasure. Today we will cut a devilishly delectable slice of the Scream: The TV Series carnage candy confection with our eighth season 2 Faux Ghostface review of episode 18: Village of the Damned.
We are gifted both the Lakewood Five and a variety of new cast members; the lingering questions that plague us are which of these six will outlast, subvert or circumvent the killer's hideous tricks and which new cast member could be, likely might be-- will be dismembered?
You are still our Dreamy Screamers, for you are dreamy in your second season screams and scream deep within your analytical dreams. We politely ask you to parse and ponder the following: is it a dream within a scream or a scream within a dream? You may not be able to escape your
dream, but from Faux Ghostface, you can run, climb and attempt to hide, but you're already dead inside. Here, in your dreamy dream like state, each scream makes you feel alive for as others may be killed, gruesomely at times, you, instead, shall thrive as you strive to remain alive and to stick with those fleeting, but for now alive--victims of past and present lies--who proudly deem themselves the Lakewood Five who cling desperately to their still breathing Lakewood hive.

What gruesome godd*** tricks was Stavo up to in Phoenix?

Slick, sly Eli needs, this time, an alilie; he's a sly guy, but needs help with this lie.

Ms. Lang's health status remains unknown, but she sure as shiz was tossed over that stairwell so godd*** hard it shattered skull bone.

Brooke Brooke did not partake in any pregame din din, but she knows how to sin and also how to, our viewing hearts, win.

Eli had motive to, Kieran, duct tape, for we can only assume that Emma, he wants to date rape, or possibly Lakewood escape.

Sheriff Acosta finds some troubling familial shi*, but he can't bring himself to his recalcitrant, insolent son, shoot, taze, cuff or hit.

Zoe gifts Brooke a ginormous pink flask, but is she, in her makeover and hot pink dress, up to the pageant speech task?

Branson's charred corpse is missing an arm, but the newfound knowledge that Stavo knew of these secretive cuffs will his father, and us, disarm.

Welcome, Dreamy Screamers, to the eighth episode of Season 2: Faux Ghostface: Lakewood Bodies Wane Lean in Chapter 18: Back Stabotage--Brooke a Leg (Carnival Sins Won't Be Forgiven)
Your host, the Noah Foster Imposter: Falsetto Prophet and co-host, Daisy, you'll meet me in hell, Bell: Red Devil Out
(Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Anxiety, courtesy of the artist, NEFFEX.
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35min
June 11, 2023 Faux Ghostface: Branson's Arsonous Kindling in Chapter 17: Daft in a Backdraft--Goldilocks-ing Persuasion to a Home Invasion (Hoarding Recordings)
Greetings Dreamy Screamers!

Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to
Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016). This twill serve as your seventh episode introducing a new chapter of carnage in a new salacious, sordid and sinister season of Scream: The TV Series; we begin anew as we reveal methodically and deliberately who will morph into a new fresh pile of bloody goo. This is where we scalpel deep and surgically critique this shamelessly delectable guilty party pleasure.
Today we will cut a devilishly delectable slice of the Scream: The TV Series carnage candy confection with our seventh season 2 Faux Ghostface review of episode 17: Let The Right One In

We are gifted both the Lakewood Five and a variety of new cast members; the lingering questions that plague us are which of these six will outlast, subvert or circumvent the killer's hideous tricks and which new cast member could be, likely might be-- will be dismembered?

You are still our Dreamy Screamers, for you are dreamy in your second season screams and scream deep within your analytical dreams. We politely ask you to parse and ponder the following: is it a dream within a scream or a scream within a dream? You may not be able to escape your
dream, but from Faux Ghostface, you can run, climb and attempt to hide, but you're already dead inside. Here, in your dreamy dream like state, each scream makes you feel alive for as others may be killed, gruesomely at times, you, instead, shall thrive as you strive to remain alive and to stick with those fleeting, but for now alive--victims of past and present lies--who proudly deem themselves the Lakewood Five who cling desperately to their still breathing Lakewood hive.
Noah "Big Dawg Log" Foster, the Lothario, needs protection for this study session.
Ely remains a sly guy, feasting in stranger's homes, in which, he does not belong with a lantern he did not buy.
Ms. Lang is blowing up Emma's fstars phone, she doesn't want to be alone for the killer's true self is still unknown!
Em feels betrayed that Kieran kept her from getting slain and filleted!?
Zoe's place to ponder is a pond, and she sees her reflection in self reflection in the still water, to wit it's the godd*** lake where Piper sank!
Eli's disguised, Zoe's immortalized and Seth's incised.
Ms. Lang hoarding the Lakewood 6 files, what is this the fstars X files and does Noah even remember Riles?
Brooke wears war paint to face, with confidence, Branson's taint!
Welcome, Dreamy Screamers, to the seventh episode of Season 2: Faux Ghostface: Branson's Arsonous Kindling in Chapter 17: Daft in a Backdraft--Goldilocks-ing Persuasion to a Home Invasion (Hoarding Recordings)
Your host, the Noah Foster Imposter: Falsetto Prophet and co-host, Daisy, you'll meet me in hell, Bell: Red Devil Out
(Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Anxiety, courtesy of the artist, NEFFEX.
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June 11, 2023 Faux Ghostface: Bubble Tea Caffeine in Chapter 16: Beware Lakewood's Scaregrounds and Unfun House--Brooke Wields Scissors, Noah Flees a House of Mirrors (Faux Gho Irons Out Seth's Shouts)
Greetings Dreamy Screamers!
Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to
Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016). This twill serve as your sixth episode introducing a new chapter of carnage in a new salacious, sordid and sinister season of Scream: The TV Series; we begin anew as we reveal methodically and deliberately who will morph into a new fresh pile of bloody goo.
This is where we scalpel deep and surgically critique this shamelessly delectable guilty party pleasure. Today we will cut a devilishly delectable slice of the Scream: The TV Series carnage candy confection with our sixth season 2 Faux Ghostface review of episode 16: Jeepers Creepers
We are gifted both the Lakewood Five and a variety of new cast members; the lingering questions that plague us are which of these six will outlast, subvert or circumvent the killer's hideous tricks and which
new cast member could be, likely might be-- will be dismembered?
You are still our Dreamy Screamers, for you are dreamy in your second season screams and scream deep within your analytical dreams. We politely ask you to parse and ponder the following: is it a dream
within a scream or a scream within a dream? You may not be able to escape your dream, but from Faux Ghostface, you can run, climb and attempt to hide, but you're already dead inside. Here, in your dreamy dream like state, each scream makes you feel alive for as others may be killed, gruesomely at times, you, instead, shall thrive as you strive to remain alive and to stick with those fleeting, but for now alive--victims of past and present lies--who proudly deem themselves the Lakewood Five who cling desperately to their still breathing Lakewood hive.

Branson is gleeful to be tied up, but what befalls his fetching a** will make you throw up!

Brooke, as vapid, they mistook, her manipulation skills warrant a second look.

I didn't see Ferris wheels, but Noah, his true favorite flick spills, in between his squeals.

One moment Noah is enjoying a bubble tapioca tea, the next he is getting shushed from the playbook of Bill Cosby.

Kiernan feigns insult but remains a 21 Jump Street Snitch, Stavo reminds Brooke he ain't, her, as rich.

Aunt Tina tries to seduce the Mayor for she is rather loose, but will she or he fall prey to a second noose?

Faux Gho texts from a dead man's phone, cut off from friends and one turncoat, Noah is all the fstars alone!

Ms. Lang is hot for Branson's Wang, he's a sexy guy--she's hip to be his AlilLIE!

Welcome, Dreamy Screamers, to the sixth episode of Season 2: Faux Ghostface: Faux Gho, Our Crime Fighting Duo, Comes Between in Chapter 16: Beware Lakewood's Scaregrounds and Unfun House--Brooke Wields Scissors, Noah Flees a House of Mirrors (Faux Gho Irons Out Seth's Shouts)
Your host, the Noah Foster Imposter: Falsetto Prophet and co-host, Daisy, you'll meet me in hell, Bell: Red Devil Out
(Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Anxiety,
courtesy of the artist, NEFFEX
...more
39min

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