Dear Podience, 

Buzzsaw words... the ubiquitous and eternally lame phrases or terms casually tossed around your office. When I think about buzzsaw words, I think of babbling buffoons, and that incessant babbling brings me to the biblical tale: Tower of Babel. That's right, we can even call out buzzsaw words biblically in these soothsayer sessions. Also, we will shine a loud light on the disservice of vague language by dropping some fitting quotes from Boyd Crowder, the memorable villain from the show Justified, and introduce you to a quote spoken by fan favorite Albert Swearengen in the memorable show Deadwood.  What is a buzzsaw word?  What is its purpose? How can you use them to your advantage? All will be discussed, in detail, throughout this episode. Also, I will hit you with not one but TWO personal testimonies before we end this transmission. Tune in Chemohawk; tune out Buzzsaw doubletalk. As we unwind the daily grind, I am your voice for sore ears. Be kind, unwind, Podience. - Falsetto

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro track, Island Dream, courtesy of the artist, Chris Haugen.

"I got a taste of the real world, and my palate rebelled. " Falsetto Prophet

Welcome Podience! Please do proceed and direct the attention of your ears to my premiere episode of Chemohawk Sessions: Chapter 1: White-Collar, Black Belt: Buzzsaw Words. 

While you enjoy the wit and whimsical nature of Buzzsaw Words, as this is, in fact, an anthology series, marinate on the knowledge that additional books await your aural attention in my Chemohawk Sessions Library:

Boundless Book #1: White Collar, Black Belt

Boundless Book #2: Whiskey Wednesdays with WBK

Boundless Book #3: The Basement Party

Boundless Book #4: Darker Mile-Marker

Boundless Book #5: Slick Flick Pick

Boundless Book #6: Faux Ghostface

Boundless Book #7: Campfire Scarytales

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro track, Island Dream, courtesy of the artist, Chris Haugen.