Dear Podience,

Forgive my elongated absence. I have returned! Did you know that the origin of the word patience means "to suffer?" Yet, in its pronunciation, it also sounds like PAY. Perhaps we are paid for our suffering if we wait long enough and for a worthwhile pursuit. Also, I will riddle you with carefully selected quotes, the best symbiotic relationship to seek in a manager, personal testimonies of overcoming lava hot rage, and a touching introduction addressing your prized and recent feedback on these Chemohawk Sessions thus far. My voice does not exist without you, dear Podience, and your work woes may not work themselves out without me... we form the best kind of symbiotic relationship. Listen close as you absorb this dose while we unwind the daily grind. -Falsetto

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro track, Island Dream, courtesy of the artist, Chris Haugen.

Dearest Podience,

White-collar workplace evaluations have a propensity to turn even the most mild-mannered mind irate. This dose of Chemohawk Sessions aims to replace the irate with elate and provide clues and an outline for you to follow to achieve evaluation elation. The personal nugget confession puts the p in personal and I was fortunate enough to locate quotes as fitting as a tailored suit on John Wick. Enjoy immensely, with intensity, as we unwind coolly the daily grind. -Falsetto

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro track, Island Dream, courtesy of the artist, Chris Haugen.

Dear Podience,

There are many collars, each with a different color, each carrying their own toil and spoils. What makes each colored collar unique? Why should lasting respect and reverence be shown to all collars? These posed questions will be satisfied. Also, the personal nugget is as outrageous as it is genuine. In addition to the research and some personal accounts offered, take away one vital tidbit: only work as hard as you are being compensated...no more. There should be a salient and equitable link connecting your depleted output to your monetary input. Stay tuned in till we begin, dear listeners. -Falsetto

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro track, Island Dream, courtesy of the artist, Chris Haugen.

Dearest Podience, 

Falsetto here, your ally in white-collar warfare, inviting you to episode two: Defeating Meetings, how to defeat meetings and not leave them feeling defeated. The gathering of like-minded warm-blooded mammals in an office or virtual office setting occurs more frequently, throughout a calendar year, than any of us would like; so, instead of lamenting the volume of meetings, see them as a glaring chance for you to soar above the meeting with your intellect, input and fearless courage at imparting, to your colleagues, a mistaken approach you attempted in your work or a brilliant maneuver that crowned you the victor. Also, I shall share a deeply personal nugget about my Falsetto personal life... deeply being as debatable as the term synergy. Stick around and, from the daily grind, remain unbound. -Falsetto

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro track, Island Dream, courtesy of the artist, Chris Haugen.

Dear Podience, 

Buzzsaw words... the ubiquitous and eternally lame phrases or terms casually tossed around your office. When I think about buzzsaw words, I think of babbling buffoons, and that incessant babbling brings me to the biblical tale: Tower of Babel. That's right, we can even call out buzzsaw words biblically in these soothsayer sessions. Also, we will shine a loud light on the disservice of vague language by dropping some fitting quotes from Boyd Crowder, the memorable villain from the show Justified, and introduce you to a quote spoken by fan favorite Albert Swearengen in the memorable show Deadwood.  What is a buzzsaw word?  What is its purpose? How can you use them to your advantage? All will be discussed, in detail, throughout this episode. Also, I will hit you with not one but TWO personal testimonies before we end this transmission. Tune in Chemohawk; tune out Buzzsaw doubletalk. As we unwind the daily grind, I am your voice for sore ears. Be kind, unwind, Podience. - Falsetto

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro track, Island Dream, courtesy of the artist, Chris Haugen.

"I got a taste of the real world, and my palate rebelled. " Falsetto Prophet

Welcome Podience! Please do proceed and direct the attention of your ears to my premiere episode of Chemohawk Sessions: Chapter 1: White-Collar, Black Belt: Buzzsaw Words. 

While you enjoy the wit and whimsical nature of Buzzsaw Words, as this is, in fact, an anthology series, marinate on the knowledge that additional books await your aural attention in my Chemohawk Sessions Library:

Boundless Book #1: White Collar, Black Belt

Boundless Book #2: Whiskey Wednesdays with WBK

Boundless Book #3: The Basement Party

Boundless Book #4: Darker Mile-Marker

Boundless Book #5: Slick Flick Pick

Boundless Book #6: Faux Ghostface

Boundless Book #7: Campfire Scarytales

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro track, Island Dream, courtesy of the artist, Chris Haugen.