Hello again, Podience!

We have violated the hallowed WCC grounds of buzzsaw words once before with our very first Chemohawk Session: Chapter 1: White-Collar, Black Belt: Buzzsaw Words. Here we are, many sessions later, with Buzzsaw Words Redux, a conclusion to the buzzsaw blight. You will hear that unsettling buzzsaw sound, once more, as we search desperately for the method to buzzsaw words' madness. We'll explore a brilliant approach to efficient and appealing language utilized by our very own military; dissect the military term: hurt locker. Are you in your own personal, private hurt locker in white collar shackles, dear listeners? Let these soundwaves flow over you as we turn the cringeworthy to laugh worthy. Movie references abound in this episode as well as a firm and fair assertion that buzzsaw words are like ticks, they cling to you and stay far too long. "That son of a b**** is dug in like an Alabama Tick," Blaine from Predator. Between you and me, Podience... he was referring to buzzsaw words.  Listen long, deep and well, loyal listeners. -Falsetto

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro track, Island Dream, courtesy of the artist, Chris Haugen.

Podience,

Set aside the lava hot java, confirm your boss is preoccupied, and prepare to laugh like a loony jester. This episode contains nuggets, personal accounts, and humorous examples of real-life laughter inducing corporate ineptitude. Laughter is magical in its medicinal properties. You know who said that? Mr. Prophet, that's who! We are sidestepping deep research in this episode and replacing that research with off-the-cuff tales of truth I have witnessed unfold hilariously before my peepers. Laugh good, long and deep, Podience, as we unwind the vicious daily grind. I also shout out both brother Flint and Archangel. You know who you are. -Falsetto

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro track, Island Dream, courtesy of the artist, Chris Haugen.

Hello superstitious, prophetic Podience,

Not only are we gliding into another weekend this Friday, but it is the 13th episode of Chemohawk Sessions. As such, we will treat this as though it is a legit s*** Friday the 13th. I will incorporate tales of horror, some curiosity scratching trivia on the witching hour, why 13 is a lucky numeric, and the method behind this episode title's madness. This will be briefer than other episodes for it is a FRIDAY. Additionally, we will ruminate on the masquerade of your salary grade, taking on more work than your title and salary allows, benefits of doing so, a list of things to consider on your value and why it's imperative to stick up for yourself. The personal nugget is far too ridiculous to miss; and, in this four-leaf clover rich milestone episode, we're securing some firm fstars footing. Listen well, and don't be afraid of black-crested voids, but stay weary of white-collar androids. Be kind, unwind...unwind dear listeners. -Falsetto

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro track, Island Dream, courtesy of the artist, Chris Haugen.

Howdy Podience, for those who reside in Texas. 

Criticism can be an indelible blight if you allow it to consume you. Instead, I offer a philosophical prism that you can apply to any criticism that may trickle down to you at work, or in life. Laugh! Laugh d*** you! Laugh and let that laughter heal you with its intrinsic medicinal properties. The Joker got that part of his teaching correct: LAUGH away all deconstructive criticism. We will discuss the different types of criticism, how to keep out of the penalty box while keeping your emotive feelings in check... and a shoutout to my dear compadre, Clint. A myriad of movie connections to my examples and, of course, an electrifying jolt of positive Falsetto Prophet to your ear drums. Our social contract is one where you promise to listen well, and I make each Chemohawk dose worthy of your unmolested attention. Laugh Podience-- laugh until your tear duct leaks and aches tingle your cheeks. Unwind, with me, the daily grind. -Falsetto

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro track, Island Dream, courtesy of the artist, Chris Haugen.

Podience,

I know not how appreciated you feel at your occupied workspace, but you are appreciated by Falsetto Prophet in this Chemohawk Session space. Have you ever, or are you presently navigating your own successful path with a supervisor barring your way? We will chat about that, incorporate a different angled approach to your thought process, and perorate more Greek mythology. We have crossed into double digit episodes, and I enjoy the s*** out of this joyous journey. If only my former WCC offered me the joy and serenity these Sessions of the Chemohawk do. Relax, unwind and push workplace woes from your f****** mind. -Falsetto

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro track, Island Dream, courtesy of the artist, Chris Haugen.

Happy early weekend, Podience!

Here is a dollop of Chemohawk Sessions to lubricate your smooth transition into a restful weekend. Do you enjoy being a virtual hologram? Let's define RESTING GLITCH FACE. It sure offers some undeniable perks, but also comes with a price. We will discuss those perks and that price as we broach the vices and virtues of the virtual, how to interview properly through your computer screen, and two handfuls of tips slash tricks. I will narrate a surfeit of Mr. Swearengen quotes and insert copious film references. Enjoy this technologically suitable episode. Lastly, I present you with a nugget so personal and telling... after nine episodes, I let the cancerous cat out of the brewing bag. I leave you with a mammoth Thank You to my supporters; a metaphorical middle-finger to you managers who relegated me to warm body at a cold workstation. -Falsetto

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro track, Island Dream, courtesy of the artist, Chris Haugen.

Podience, 

I appreciate you. And to convince you of my appreciation, I packed this Chemohawk Session full of confessionals, personal accounts and my own rap version of a Vanilla Ice song for you. You are worth it, dear Podience. If you've ever needed a Rosetta Stone translation of management's wicked wordplay and beyond, this is the episode for you. Here, I will provide a decoding of the higher up hieroglyphics: what you are being told to do and how you are being told to do it. If you suffer from FIM (Foot in Mouth) disease, this will also likely strike a compassionate chord.  Also, I'll introduce you to some relevant and captivating quotes from Deadwood show legend: Albert Swearengen. Now relax, sip some high-dollar whiskey while on your workplace clock, and always keep smiling as we unwind the daily f****** grind. -Falsetto

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro track, Island Dream, courtesy of the artist, Chris Haugen.

Dear Podience,

Do you have value? Does your employer capture your value? Does it register? Is your employer in the proper intellectual and altruistic mindset to reward your value with concomitant spoils? Even a seasoned prostitute knows their value and refuses to accept any amount that falls below their self-declared worth. Perhaps Joker makes the most informed and telling statement in The Dark Knight when he tells the local band of gangster miscreants to never do something for free if, in fact, you are good at it. Maybe he is to be dismissed as a disgruntled clown... or maybe he is onto something topical. All will be explained along with a cornucopia of quotes and movie references. We have chilled Patron in our cups, and we will unwind that pesky daily grind. Enjoy my voice, Podience, in ways that frighten, floor and fulfill you. -Falsetto

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro track, Island Dream, courtesy of the artist, Chris Haugen.

Dear Podience,

Thank you again for your free-flowing feedback, some of your poignant pointers will be discussed. While the film et al. references will continue to be incorporated, know I will do my part to try and keep things as in the present as possible. Did you know that an albatross is a gigantic bird, but also an encumbrance?  We are going to get down, dirty and Greek in our witty analysis of being stuck between your supervisor and something perhaps even more despicable. Also, we will recapitulate what makes a worthy manager and things to consider when you begin your vertical leadership trek. Lastly, I will present a nugget so terrifying that it will defy all reason and belief. Listen well, dear listeners. We are going to take this grind de daily and unwind the fstars manure out of it. -Falsetto

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro track, Island Dream, courtesy of the artist, Chris Haugen.

Dear Podience,

Here is another dose of Chemohawk Sessions chalked full of quotes, movie references, and an incremental deluge of more Falsetto personality. Can you keep a clean workstation? The benefits may be astronomical if you entertain the idea. Dress, in the office, as though you lead the gaggle of professional geese: fierce, clean and orderly to their next accomplishments. While we are stoking these animal examples: ChemoHAWKS, sharks, geese, also be weary and watchful for the viper nest of slithering, sycophantic office snakes who seek to undermine and frustrate your momentum. All will be elaborated on here. Two personal nuggets await; I am simply having too much fun to stop at but one. Unwind, with me, the daily grind. -Falsetto

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro track, Island Dream, courtesy of the artist, Chris Haugen.