Podience, legend maintains that Christ was 33 years of age when he died; Falsetto Prophet was 33 when he walked out of the fstars hospital, under his own godd*** power, on his birthday. That was my gift to myself, leaving the sterile hospital after a 43-day bedridden sentence. Mr. Prophet's wish was to see, taste, feel, and experience life in a new light, hence why I'm here and why I concoct these Chemohawk cocktails for you, Podience. I am not Christ, remember I'm a Falsetto Prophet, but I feel tantamount to a savior, of sorts, with these sessions meant to heal you and help you in your unwinding of the daily grinding. 33 is a paramount number and is this episode's number. Welcome to a discussion on your monetary worth, seeking the almighty dollar, not too obsessively, and asserting your value to anyone with enough interest to listen. I splash your ears with quotes from films: Wall Street, The Big Short and the show The Shield. The common denominator is evaluation of money, both a healthy perspective and harmful pursuit of wealth. Fight for yourself, when right, and quietly disengage when you know you are mistaken. Smile at strangers and acknowledge the spectrum of walking organisms you cross paths with. Unwind, with Falsetto, your financial grind, dear listeners. -Falsetto

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro track, Island Dream, courtesy of the artist, Chris Haugen.

Podience, if you are familiar with the well circulated John Wesley quote: “Though I am always in haste, I am never in a hurry,” then you have all the foreknowledge you need to enjoy and comprehend this session. Here we will discuss the merits of efficiency and those who will stop at nothing to belittle its value. Do you feel that you are efficient at your WCC, in your PPL (personal private life)? Efficiency does not begin and end with speed, it is intentional velocity, a clear vector of travel and thought placed into what is needed to accomplish your goals along the way. As lit jack o' lanterns will soon mark every porch, I chat a bit about my love for Mischief Night, Devil's Night and all things that creep without peep in the night. I also season this session with impeccably selected quotes for your aural delight. Unwind, with efficiency, the inefficient toils of the daily grind. Listener beware and stare at Falsetto's mohawked hair. Toodles shady ladies and bent gents. -Falsetto.

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro track, Island Dream, courtesy of the artist, Chris Haugen.

Podience, some deadly synergies have been detailed in prior episodes; I gift you another one with today's session. We have discussed the lie of di...versity and today we'll confirm if you employ that d word overmuch, the drone hive bursts! Do people care about your culture and where you come from? Should your WCC care? Does your employer value your individual mystique-- or what contributions you lay at the altar of the workplace unit as a comprehensive whole? You know, in your still beating hearts, the answer. I ladle out phenomenal quotes and hilarious dialogues from the great dramedy show Rescue Me. The nugget is almost too good to be true, but not if you recall the age-old aphorism that truth is so very much stranger than the oddest fiction. Unwinding remains the goal, and daily grind the target--let us nail the target together, dear listeners. -Falsetto

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro track, Island Dream, courtesy of the artist, Chris Haugen.

Podience, as you are a peacock, they have to let you fly. Do you know the height parameters you should be constricted to? What is the ceiling for your own success; how much growth do you have left in you? Only you know these answers... so never let a mindless M&M with their own machinations and manipulations stifle your ability to soar. Here, we will discuss some research I discovered, a vast array of delectable quotes for the occasion, and some very revealing tidbits/nuggets at the end. I am a man, who knows himself to be masculine; also, I feel the discomfort you can sometimes feel for I have been there. I would have made a terrific manager, but at a 10% raise offer or less and a lack of available posts, a manager at my former bomb shelter of an office, I was not meant to be. Find your air gust as you take flight peacock Podience, while I crank out another masterful selection of air waves for your ears to soak up. Unwind, the daily grind of the stifling middle manager bind. Take it easy, sometimes sleazy, never queasy. -Falsetto

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro track, Island Dream, courtesy of the artist, Chris Haugen.

Podience, again I apologize for briefly mistaking Sonic for Dairy Queen. I know it is the queens of dairy who give your beloved blizzard one final upside down shake to confirm the iced integrity of your confection. Today, I gift you the treasure of a short and explain the vital difference between keeping an open mind and a self-imposed shackled bind. Tunnel vision allows you to see a great distance, such as a sniper scope, but you better have a broadsword; if you are an archer, or a machine pistol, to fire on those who slowly encroach to waylay you while you are singularly focused on one distant quarry. There are two sides to an argument, and like it or not, often matched in their validity. Today I introduce you to a slew of Harvey Specter quotes, fascinating philosophy, mind waking arguments and perspective fresher than a warm puddle of kitten dribble dropped neatly on the kitchen rug; cats can be considerate. Be open to other arguments and kind to their authors as we unwind the daily grind, dear listeners. -Falsetto

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro track, Island Dream, courtesy of the artist, Chris Haugen.

Podience,

**Update** Thanks go to my man Wam Bam Kam for shining a polite light on a mistake I made in this episode. It is Dairy Queen who crafts blizzards and turns those mother loving confections upside down before handing it to you so you can eye the structural integrity of that sweet treat you will soon enjoy. I said Sonic Blizzard for I had Sonic on the brain, yum... grilled cheese and a diet cherry limeade within 1 mile of my residence. Thanks, Wam Bam for keeping me honest and holding the imposter to account!

Are you an imposter? Do you suffer a syndrome? Do you have a posterior for sore eyes, or a sore posterior for eyes? If so, you may be an imposter suffering imposterior syndrome. I hate buzz saw terms with a ferocious, implacable rage; but to defeat our enemies, we must first understand our enemy's language and turn it against them. We will discuss many terms, expressions and use real world examples as well as some television examples to aid in clarification. The quotes are lacking in this episode, but the content more than makes up for that anomalous omission. You are capable, cunning and contribute, dear listeners. Never let your WCC infect you with the insidious virus of imposter syndrome. As you unwind the daily grind with me, work out your behind so that your booty and your sense of self-worth are both magnificent in scope and strength. I wish you luck. P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) the nuggets at the end are spectacular! Your voice for sore ears. -Falsetto

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro track, Island Dream, courtesy of the artist, Chris Haugen.

Podience, are you impartially partial or partially impartial? How can you be a stone-cold spectator when you are encased in warm human flesh? Do you sometimes observe a range of impropriety at your WC workplace, ranging from mildly shady to mammothly sinister? Committing dishonorable acts comes with difficulty, and carries with them inherit risk of punishment, but doing the fstars right thing can sometimes prove more difficult, levee unforeseen penalties, and transact a taxing toll. Be mindful in all you do, Podience. I unload a healthy quantity of quotes and scenes from movies/shows I find to be resounding in their relevance. Remember that your quest to moral absolution is ongoing, recurring and never fully concludes. There is a relativism in what constitutes a white-collar saint or an impure collar sinner at your workplace. Only you can understand that spectrum and where you will exist on it. Deep questions are posed here, but by episode's end we unwind; unwind with me, my Podience pride, the daily detrimental grind. Here sin ends, or does it begin? You decide, dear listeners. -Falsetto

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro track, Island Dream, courtesy of the artist, Chris Haugen.

Podience, I have been sitting and stewing over the complex, at times, incomprehensible approach to placating pissant customers, but here we are. Do you sometimes leave a shift sapped of vigor, or clock out immobilized with rage, exhaustion after a horrific scary customer encounter? I had my share of demoralizing encounters, and instead of leaving those experiences to wilt on the vine, I bring them here and share so that my real-world insight will not perish undisturbed. Here, I quote movies, research and shows with the subject matter pertaining to slyness, how and when to lie, and a few new buzzkill terms and acronyms I crafted just for you. Customers can be scary, but so can you remain merry, much to your customers puzzlement. F*** reprobate customers and count your stars lucky with affable ones. This particular topic is close to me, dear listeners, as you will glean from the passion in my voice. Unwind, with me, and let's show a united bind against the daily grind. -Falsetto

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro track, Island Dream, courtesy of the artist, Chris Haugen.

Podience, once more, as many times before, you will be on the receiving end of a triumvirate of treats today! You get another full-blown session, it touches on another of the seven deadly synergies: sphere of influenza, and you are graced with the graceful yet demonic presence of Red Devil, who knows her way around a white-collar environment. We will discuss mental health, the pitfalls of embracing extremism in your approach to virtually all things, and we will touch on the gone but not forgotten delightful folly-oriented fun of childhood. Which cat is the cutest? O.J. or Othello, from Red Devil's admission, or lack thereof, you will know the truth. If miserable at your current bomb shelter of an office, leave dear Podience; and, if you are sick as a dog, stay the fstars home; if in a virtual workplace, take an fstars sick day. This is sensical, apropos and most importantly... non-negotiable. Unwind, with us, your dire daily grind. Enjoy!

-Falsetto 

Podience,

Lend me your ears and relinquish your fears! This is your merry sanctuary, where you can relax, listen slow and let these Chemohawk Sessions roll. Do you ever ponder your purpose on this terrestrial rock, dear listeners? Sometimes you can explore this practically; other times, it requires a philosophical perspective. We dabble in the philosophical today as we discuss finding our purpose, acknowledging what you don't or will never know, and tie it in with a sharp Shield show dialogue and with that crime thriller, Heat. I shout out many compadres and revel in my own pride at the end with how smooth this transmission transmitted. Unwind, with me, the disjointing daily grind. 

-Falsetto