Podience, are you impartially partial or partially impartial? How can you be a stone-cold spectator when you are encased in warm human flesh? Do you sometimes observe a range of impropriety at your WC workplace, ranging from mildly shady to mammothly sinister? Committing dishonorable acts comes with difficulty, and carries with them inherit risk of punishment, but doing the fstars right thing can sometimes prove more difficult, levee unforeseen penalties, and transact a taxing toll. Be mindful in all you do, Podience. I unload a healthy quantity of quotes and scenes from movies/shows I find to be resounding in their relevance. Remember that your quest to moral absolution is ongoing, recurring and never fully concludes. There is a relativism in what constitutes a white-collar saint or an impure collar sinner at your workplace. Only you can understand that spectrum and where you will exist on it. Deep questions are posed here, but by episode's end we unwind; unwind with me, my Podience pride, the daily detrimental grind. Here sin ends, or does it begin? You decide, dear listeners. -Falsetto

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro track, Island Dream, courtesy of the artist, Chris Haugen.

Podience, I have been sitting and stewing over the complex, at times, incomprehensible approach to placating pissant customers, but here we are. Do you sometimes leave a shift sapped of vigor, or clock out immobilized with rage, exhaustion after a horrific scary customer encounter? I had my share of demoralizing encounters, and instead of leaving those experiences to wilt on the vine, I bring them here and share so that my real-world insight will not perish undisturbed. Here, I quote movies, research and shows with the subject matter pertaining to slyness, how and when to lie, and a few new buzzkill terms and acronyms I crafted just for you. Customers can be scary, but so can you remain merry, much to your customers puzzlement. F*** reprobate customers and count your stars lucky with affable ones. This particular topic is close to me, dear listeners, as you will glean from the passion in my voice. Unwind, with me, and let's show a united bind against the daily grind. -Falsetto

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro track, Island Dream, courtesy of the artist, Chris Haugen.

Podience, once more, as many times before, you will be on the receiving end of a triumvirate of treats today! You get another full-blown session, it touches on another of the seven deadly synergies: sphere of influenza, and you are graced with the graceful yet demonic presence of Red Devil, who knows her way around a white-collar environment. We will discuss mental health, the pitfalls of embracing extremism in your approach to virtually all things, and we will touch on the gone but not forgotten delightful folly-oriented fun of childhood. Which cat is the cutest? O.J. or Othello, from Red Devil's admission, or lack thereof, you will know the truth. If miserable at your current bomb shelter of an office, leave dear Podience; and, if you are sick as a dog, stay the fstars home; if in a virtual workplace, take an fstars sick day. This is sensical, apropos and most importantly... non-negotiable. Unwind, with us, your dire daily grind. Enjoy!

-Falsetto 

Podience,

Lend me your ears and relinquish your fears! This is your merry sanctuary, where you can relax, listen slow and let these Chemohawk Sessions roll. Do you ever ponder your purpose on this terrestrial rock, dear listeners? Sometimes you can explore this practically; other times, it requires a philosophical perspective. We dabble in the philosophical today as we discuss finding our purpose, acknowledging what you don't or will never know, and tie it in with a sharp Shield show dialogue and with that crime thriller, Heat. I shout out many compadres and revel in my own pride at the end with how smooth this transmission transmitted. Unwind, with me, the disjointing daily grind. 

-Falsetto

Podience,

Today, I had an itch to express some thoughts and splash some soothing soundwaves your way. Do you sometimes feel such rage that you aim to hoist the black flag at your WCC and launch a full-scale mutiny? I know that disturbing disposition and those inclinations to incite all too well; I present you with these Chemohawk Sessions Shorts to let in a little light and convince you to put a pin in that fiery fight. Relax, dear listeners. Let these hand-picked quotes inform, educate and entertain. Also, listen close for a concluding nugget so super, it is borderline supernatural. Unwind, with me, your daily grind tedium, dear listeners. Enjoy this dose of Chemohawk. -Falsetto

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro track, Island Dream, courtesy of the artist, Chris Haugen.

Podience,

You keep listening and I shall keep glistening light to reflect back and illuminate those dark places you may sometimes find yourself when in despair. Welcome to another helpful, healing dose of Chemohawk Sessions. Here, we will go Greek at the beginning, but loop all that mythology back around and weave it into a hybrid quilt cut of both historical and contemporary cloth as it applies to what you see at your WCC today. It is my distinct pleasure to research facts and combine those facts with an applicable approach to picking yourself up by your bootstraps, marching confidently and placing said boots on the throats of misguided M&M's when needed. Today, we talk strategy, keep you safe from the sun, above the clogging moisture of the waves and I share snippets from Moneyball. Unwind that perennial grind, as you soar safely between two dismantling dangers, dear listeners. I also verbalize a shout out to my man Captain Flint. -Falsetto

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro track, Island Dream, courtesy of the artist, Chris Haugen.

Podience,

You get both a three-day vacation from work and closure on our three-way lesson concerning the Delphic Maxims! Here we will discuss the mammoth mistake in thinking you know everything, symptoms to spot in others who claim they know all and how to conduct yourself accordingly. Do you grow vexed to an uncurable degree, dear listeners, when others who know a teeny, tiny bit proclaim to know all the secrets of the known and not-yet-known universe? It is wise to be temperate among all things, as the last Chemohawk Sessions Short spoke to; that also extends to temperance by conceding your own knowledge limitations. I opine some terrific quotes, multiple memorable nuggets, and confess much to you, my trusted Podience, by this session's end. Be kind, unwind and remember to curb your critiquing of those in your immediate vicinity and well within earshot. -Falsetto

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro track, Island Dream, courtesy of the artist, Chris Haugen.

Podience,

Covideo came, coughed on us; we contracted, but ultimately conquered. Our cells slapped the shiz out of Covid while we worked and watched from our virtual cells of the WC. It is so easy and requires virtually zero effort to identify negatives and nag with volume, but look a little deeper, scan a tad harder and you shall find a trove of unintended treasures. What did the king-flu do to you, dear Podience? I employed what I deemed the prison workout, while on the clock, and brushed my teeth thrice daily, all perks uncovered while working from home. This is an extremely positive session meant to cure your fret and curb your frustration. A plethora of quotes, some poem snippets... both from other authors and of Mr. Prophet's own. We get astonishingly personal and reveal a delightful nugget for your audible consumption. Fstars covid, embrace covideo conferences and remember to never video live performances for they come not around again. Unwind, with me, the covideo grind. -Falsetto

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro track, Island Dream, courtesy of the artist, Chris Haugen.

Podience,

Welcome to another healing, enriching short! I promised, previously, that we would devote one episode to each of the Delphic Maxims and I am following through on that pledge in fine fstars fashion. Do you lust, covet or desire to a debilitating degree? A little ambition may offer motivation and healthy challenges, but so rapidly can it foment and ferment into something ruinous. This episode is the medicine to retard your pace of faster towards disaster, dear Podience. Here we will measure out an appropriate amount of pursuing things: not seeking one thing too fervently nor turning your back on neglected items. Healthy balance begets well-being... at work... with diet... in your godd**** life. Call me Dr. Prophet and let me inject you with this Chemohawk dosed short session. Uncork the bottle, unleash the throttle and let's unwind with some Aristotle. Oh yes, we will wax philosophical here. Toodles, Podience.-Falsetto

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro track, Island Dream, courtesy of the artist, Chris Haugen.

Podience,

Loyal listeners rejoice for this episode affords me the distinct pleasure of putting what I have learned to fstars use. I spent WC years atop a lifetime of negotiating for myself, for my peers and for my career. To negotiate properly can be satisfying, to broker poorly can be an exercise in exhaustion. Here you will hear and walk away with painstakingly picked subject matter lending you the settling tools you need to survive and sharpen the tools you already possess to beget a quicker, cleaner kill. I mix in an abundance of expertly selected movie quotes, a long dialogue from Deadwood, and gift you passionate Podiencers a trifecta of nuggets. Negotiate the daily grind unwinding rate, dear Podience, as we sail off into the conclusion of another delicious day and stellar settlement on all things you fight for. -Falsetto. 

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro track, Island Dream, courtesy of the artist, Chris Haugen.