Allison and Evan discuss Veronica’s confirmation, Catholicism, Cole Sprouse’s acting, and icon Papa Poutine.

In this frankly iconic episode, Allison and Evan discuss homoerotic wrestling, if Chic is hot or not, and the fact that Hiram Lodge has definitely suffered from Kinsey 2 allegations.

In this episode, Allison and Evan react to Southside High shutting down, Betty finding her long lost brother, and explain why Veronica and Archie are actually soulmates.

In this episode, Allison and Evan discuss

Jughead skinning a woman, the Barchie kiss and the black hood getting caught!

Allison and Evan discuss one of the most insane episodes of Riverdale (yes, the one where Betty strips to Mad World).

Allison and Evan discuss one of the best Jarchie plotlines, Cheryl’s problematic behavior, and why you should always trust your women’s intuition.

In a frankly chaotic episode, Allison and Evan discuss the sugarman, FP’s return, and the ethics of street racing.

Allison addresses “your mom still dresses you slay-core”. Evan raves about Alice Cooper gaslighting and slaying. And they explain why you shouldn’t go into abandoned houses even if a serial killer tells you to.

In this episode, Evan and Allison discuss an underreported problematic Archie moment, the ethics of vigilantism and how Betty’s ponytail is iconic and beyond reproach.

Allison and Evan discuss woke Fred Andrews, the homophobic Betty Cooper moodboard, and how Kevin Keller did nothing wrong.