Allison addresses “your mom still dresses you slay-core”. Evan raves about Alice Cooper gaslighting and slaying. And they explain why you shouldn’t go into abandoned houses even if a serial killer tells you to.

In this episode, Evan and Allison discuss an underreported problematic Archie moment, the ethics of vigilantism and how Betty’s ponytail is iconic and beyond reproach.

Allison and Evan discuss woke Fred Andrews, the homophobic Betty Cooper moodboard, and how Kevin Keller did nothing wrong.

In this instant classic of an episode Evan and Allison discuss the inherent homoeroticism of threatening to release your cousin’s snuff film and the prison industrial complex. And Allison sings 3 separate Taylor Swift songs.

In the season 2 premiere, Allison and Evan discuss the arrival of Hiram “Daddy” Lodge, Fred’s brush with death, and Hermione not letting go of the Cristal.

In this season 1 bonus episode, Allison and Evan react to circa-2017 Riverdale memes. It’s a lot of fun.

On this finale, Allison and Evan discuss Serpent Slut™️ memes, Archie leading Betty on for no reason, and the future of Riverdale.

Evan and Allison identify many plotholes in the penultimate episode of the season! #SpareUsTheMiddleClassMorality #WhereEvenIsToledo

Allison and Evan discuss why Riverdale is an indie darling show, if Veronica has the emotional bandwidth to deal with Archie, and if Pop’s milkshakes are in the recommended diet of pregnant women.

In the most giggly episode yet, Allison and Evan discuss Alice’s invasions of privacy, our feelings about Secrets and Sins and how Kevin is the voice of gay Twitter.