In this instant classic of an episode Evan and Allison discuss the inherent homoeroticism of threatening to release your cousin’s snuff film and the prison industrial complex. And Allison sings 3 separate Taylor Swift songs.

In the season 2 premiere, Allison and Evan discuss the arrival of Hiram “Daddy” Lodge, Fred’s brush with death, and Hermione not letting go of the Cristal.

In this season 1 bonus episode, Allison and Evan react to circa-2017 Riverdale memes. It’s a lot of fun.

On this finale, Allison and Evan discuss Serpent Slut™️ memes, Archie leading Betty on for no reason, and the future of Riverdale.

Evan and Allison identify many plotholes in the penultimate episode of the season! #SpareUsTheMiddleClassMorality #WhereEvenIsToledo

Allison and Evan discuss why Riverdale is an indie darling show, if Veronica has the emotional bandwidth to deal with Archie, and if Pop’s milkshakes are in the recommended diet of pregnant women.

In the most giggly episode yet, Allison and Evan discuss Alice’s invasions of privacy, our feelings about Secrets and Sins and how Kevin is the voice of gay Twitter.

Allison and Evan discuss if Archie is a nepotism baby and if Cheryl is crazy or just a 15 year old girl.

Allison and Evan discuss one-on-one sports ;), creepy baby nightlights and Kevin’s taste in fashion.

Evan speculates on how Polly would perform on Survivor, Allison talks about the “We could’ve had a real good life Archie’s dad” iconic Tumblr post, and they both struggle to understand timelines.