In this chaotic episode, we are introduced to Evelyn Evernever, Dr. Curdle Jr., the Gargoyle king, and Monica Posh. It’s also the Epic High and Lows of High School Football episode.

Allison and Evan discuss the season 3 premiere: highlights include Kevin’s lack of self-esteem, a debate about Archie Andrews’ Catholicism, and the introduction of Griffins and Gargoyles™️ and the Farm™️.

For season 2’s bonus episode, Allison and Evan play fuck, marry, kill and ship or dip with riverdale characters, read some frankly traumatizing imagines, question the internet’s thirst for Sweet Pea and discuss Charles Melton’s recent accolades.

The season 2 finale! Jughead fights to keep the serpents alive, Archie is a dumbass, and we see the seeds of the cult antics to come.

All of Riverdale is in pure chaos, someone tries to murder Veronica, someone else tries to murder Archie, someone else tries to murder Betty and Jughead (almost) gets murdered.

The Black Hood is back, Fangs goes to jail, Archie loses control over the Dark Circle and finally chooses his dad over his daddy.

In this episode, Allison and Evan discuss why the river vixens have funeral uniforms, if Archie is worth a million dollar ransom, is Sheriff Keller actually a good sheriff and who is Chic really?

It’s the Carrie musical episode! Ethel is jealous, the Black Hood is back(!) and Allison and Evan do far too much singing.

Toni tries to break Cheryl out of conversion therapy, Archie betrays his dad for his daddy, and Alice puts her snake skin back on.

JH runs an actually successful protest, Cheryl gets sent to conversion therapy, and Andy Cohen is there.