The season 2 finale! Jughead fights to keep the serpents alive, Archie is a dumbass, and we see the seeds of the cult antics to come.

All of Riverdale is in pure chaos, someone tries to murder Veronica, someone else tries to murder Archie, someone else tries to murder Betty and Jughead (almost) gets murdered.

The Black Hood is back, Fangs goes to jail, Archie loses control over the Dark Circle and finally chooses his dad over his daddy.

In this episode, Allison and Evan discuss why the river vixens have funeral uniforms, if Archie is worth a million dollar ransom, is Sheriff Keller actually a good sheriff and who is Chic really?

It’s the Carrie musical episode! Ethel is jealous, the Black Hood is back(!) and Allison and Evan do far too much singing.

Toni tries to break Cheryl out of conversion therapy, Archie betrays his dad for his daddy, and Alice puts her snake skin back on.

JH runs an actually successful protest, Cheryl gets sent to conversion therapy, and Andy Cohen is there.

Archie takes a blood oath to Hiram, Jughead finally figured out what the Lodges evil plan is, and we quote “We could’ve had a real good life, Archie’s Dad” 7 times.

It’s the Love Simon episode!!! Cheryl and Toni go on their first date to Love Simon, Kevin goes to this gay rom-com (Love Simon) alone, and the rest of the gang has a romantic weekend at Lodge Lodge (to avoid having to watch Love Simon).

Betty hides a body, Archie shows unreasonable loyalty and Fred may or may not have been using undocumented Canadian workers this whole time?