In this chaotic episode, we are introduced to Evelyn Evernever, Dr. Curdle Jr., the Gargoyle king, and Monica Posh. It’s also the Epic High and Lows of High School Football episode.
Allison and Evan discuss the season 3 premiere: highlights include Kevin’s lack of self-esteem, a debate about Archie Andrews’ Catholicism, and the introduction of Griffins and Gargoyles™️ and the Farm™️.
For season 2’s bonus episode, Allison and Evan play fuck, marry, kill and ship or dip with riverdale characters, read some frankly traumatizing imagines, question the internet’s thirst for Sweet Pea and discuss Charles Melton’s recent accolades.
All of Riverdale is in pure chaos, someone tries to murder Veronica, someone else tries to murder Archie, someone else tries to murder Betty and Jughead (almost) gets murdered.
In this episode, Allison and Evan discuss why the river vixens have funeral uniforms, if Archie is worth a million dollar ransom, is Sheriff Keller actually a good sheriff and who is Chic really?
JH runs an actually successful protest, Cheryl gets sent to conversion therapy, and Andy Cohen is there.
1 hr 12 min
About Cheryl’s Bitches
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Riverdale lovers/haters Evan and Allison break down each episode of the the iconic series, Riverdale. Follow chapter by chapter as they explore the complex plot lines, iconic quotes, and general chaos. Each week they try to answer some of our times greatest questions. Like which Riverdale characters are gay? Who has the most iconic outfits? And what happened to that Dairy Queen?
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