Cheryl Sings “Underneath Your Folds” in honor of Shrockbella Mortinstein & all the other fatties of the world. PLUS Lyrics in iTurds! *Parody of Shakira’s “Underneath Your Clothes”. Thanks to Jaime Shade for helping with the lyrics!

LENGTH: 18:44

GUESTS: Lynda, etc.

Cheryl calls about some produks for her freshly shaved & tweezed LYUPS. Plus smoker face, Hypnotize ‘naids, Welford Mayor remix, & more! Tweez that lyup honaids. Call the lyups line 206-666-LYPS!

Smoker Face – Lady Gaga Parody

LENGTH: 29:19

GUESTS: Ms Depend, Mr Neckloin Slimwhore, Fatboygetdowns, etc.

Cheryl calls about Depends, sings a children’s poop motivation song, calls about the neckline-slimmer produk, and talks to a youtube fattie. WOWOWO! Call the lyups line 206-666-LYPS!

LENGTH: 33:03

GUESTS: Bidet salesman, Sauna salesman, & voicemails (Spitlord, Ben from NY, 1turd Wisdumb, Windowlicker).

Cheryl makes 2 phone calls: bio bidet & personal sauna. Plus lots of A++ clyups, voicemails & rylch does an anti-abortion duet with tards from the movie Palindromes! WOWOW. Call the lyups line 206-666-LYPS!

LENGTH: 23:39

GUESTS: Debt Resolution Center employees, including douche Chase.

Cheryl talks to a douche at teh Debt Resolution Cenurd about her credik card and medical debtz. Jaime Shade remix of youtube’s Timaya w/Madge Weinstein. Plus othurd clyups ‘n lyups. Call 206-666-LYPS.

LENGTH: 24:45

GUESTS: Hamhocker Schlammer woman in Ohio, various listenturds, 1turd, etc.

Cheryl Sings “Stayin Lapsed”, calls Hamhocker Schlammer about produks, voicemails, Jaime Shade proletein powdee remix, etc. Call 206-666-LYPS.

LENGTH: 24:45 GUESTS: Hamhocker Schlammer woman in Ohio, various listenturds, 1turd, etc. SYNOPSIS Cheryl Sings “Stayin Lapsed”, calls Hamhocker Schlammer about produks, voicemails, Jaime Shade proletein powdee remix, etc. Call 206-666-LYPS. LINKS: Jaime Shade (who made the Proletein Powdee remix).

LENGTH: 3:33

Cheryl Sings the ABBA classic “Dancing Queen” but changes it to “AIDSy Queen”. Lapsetastic and complete WITH LYRICS (in the iTurds)! WOWOWOW. Lyrics by Jaime Shade.

LENGTH: 39:18

GUESTS: Man selling scales, Lady Raptastic, etc.

A sexy variety of Rylch today- body dedications, prank caull about scales, an interview with LADY RAPTASTIC, and a lacist remix of Madge Weinstein done by Jaime Shade. Call 206-666-LYPS.

LENGTH: 1:04:25

GUESTS: Jaime Shade & lots of mens

Cheryl’s calls to the chak loin continue with lots of sexy messy talk. Nothing is too taboo for Rill, she’s getting off teh mens with all manner of things, including ‘bortions, wine bottles, fists, & poopin. Call 206-666-LYPS.