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  • WH94: Catheters 4 Sylvia Epic Grum


    Album Ark by James
    LENGTH: 1:31:35
    SYNOPSIS
    Cheryl calls about getting some catheters, daybuts xdope song, Sylvia mess, minigrum highlights, bradlaids clyups, many A+ random clyups, and so much moar! Call Rylch @ 206-666-LYPS!

    LINKS:

    • FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!
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    • WH93: Incinerating Returned Depends & Riding TEH CTAids


      Album Ark by James
      LENGTH: 54:21
      GUESTS: Why don’t CHA listen to teh grum? HOW HEAVY IS THAT?!
      SYNOPSIS
      Cheryl calls about a new HOT toilet, follows up with teh DEPENDS folks, & calls CTA Lost & Found and to lodge a complaint. Plus lots of clyups, a song by XDOPE, Bradlaids, & MOAR! Call Rylch @ 206-666-LYPS

      LINKS:

      • FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!
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      • WH92: Cheryl’s Smoke Assassin is OK OK 4 Blaque History MONF


        Dootie Monsturd Album Ark by James
        LENGTH: 1:02:30
        GUESTS: Cheryl, Steven, blaques, etc.
        SYNOPSIS
        Cheryl calls about some produks in a catalogue & 1 she saw on TV. Plus she reads craigslist ads, a post from an eating disorders syke, VM, funny clyups & songs, & MOAR! Call May @ 206-666-LYPS

        LINKS:

        • FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!
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        • Cheryl’s Holiday Classics




          LENGTH: 27:29
          SYNOPSIS
          Cheryl belts out 12 classic holiday songs (xmas, hanwhorecunt, & kwanzaa) only slightly touched by her lapse. *Sing Along With Rill! Lyrics of All Songs Included: Look in iTunes!* Leave Rill Some Love by calling 206-666-LYPS. Thanks to Jaime Shade for lyrical assistance & James for beautiful album ark.

          Track Listing:

          • 1: Lapsing Down At Whorehole.org
              • A wonderful seasonal ditty inspired by the classic “Winter Wonderland”
          • 2: WH Holiday Classic: It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like AssCUNT
              • A prolapsing twist on the old hol-whore-day classic by the Bings Craws-bees.
          • 3: Boy You Are Fat
              • Cheryl makes tribute to the classic “Joy to the World” and an obese former listenturd. Featuring the famous “Andy Snap” of Yeast Radio ep 763.
          • 4: I Saw Madge Kissing Hagatha
              • A special version of the holiday classic “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus”.
          • 5: Why Won’t You Poop Ur Panny
              • Cheryl’s holiday classic, inspired by the song “Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas”.
          • 6: 12 Days of Crimmus
              • Cheryl brings blaque the Christmas classic “12 Days of Christmas”, du rags and all.
          • 7: WH Holiday Classic: Hanukkah WHORE Hanukkah
              • Cheryl sings “Hanukkah Whore Hanukkah” [Hanukkah, Oh Hanukkah].
          • 8: Prolapse (Kwanzaa)
              • Cheryl changes the words to a Kwanzaa song to make it more… prole-ific
          • 9: You’re A Mean One Hagatha
              • A song about a very disgusting whore mess named Hagatha set to the tune of the classic “You’re A Mean One Mr. Grinch”
          • 10: WH Holiday Classic: I Had A Little Prolapse
              • Something for you JEW-esh lisenturds–A prolapsing version of the “Dreidel Song”…. This ain’t yo sin-whore-gogue no moe honaye… this is RILL Shock-whore-con! CUMOEN! Happy hannu-cunt babies!
          • 11: Hagatha
              • A spin on the classic Hanukkah song “Hanukkah”
          • 12: Do You Smell What I Smell
              • Cheryl’s take on the holiday classic “Do You Hear What I Hear”

            To download a ZIP FILE containing HIGH QUALITY MP3 VERSIONS OF ALL 12 SONGS complete with all tags, lyrics, album ark, and queefing goodness, click here!

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          • Cheryl’s Holiday Classics
            LENGTH: 27:29 SYNOPSIS Cheryl belts out 12 classic holiday songs (xmas, hanwhorecunt, & kwanzaa) only slightly touched by her lapse. *Sing Along With Rill! Lyrics of All Songs Included: Look in iTunes!* Leave Rill Some Love by calling 206-666-LYPS. Thanks … Continue reading →
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          • Cheryl Sings: Pro Lapse (The Prolapsed Whore Picture Show)


            (Compare to original album ark)

            LENGTH: 3:21

            SYNOPSIS
            Cheryl Sings the SEMINAL song “Time Warp” from the The Rocky Horror Picture Show and gives it her signature touch. This version is called “Pro Lapse” and is from “The Prolapsed Whore Picture Show”. Lyrics by Jamie Shade. *Lyrics in iTurds!

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          • WH91: Sleep Numberin’ Bare With Rylch


            LENGTH: 26:41
            GUESTS: Sleep number guy & Bare Essentials gal. LYUPS.
            SYNOPSIS
            Cheryl calls about a sleep number bed for her obese friend, and about makeup for her other trans-mess-tight friend. Plus lots of great clips, a craigslist ad, and more. Enjoy! Call the lyups line 206-666-LYPS!

            LINKS:

            • FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!
            • KoolAIDS HUUUR vid, & he AINT SIR-US vid.
            • The first craigslist ad I read (CLAYCO) !
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            • WH: Cheryl Sings- D.I.C.K



              Album Ark By Vince!

              LENGTH: 3:49

              SYNOPSIS
              Cheryl Sings D.I.C.K, a promotional song for her very own Daycare Institutions Caring For Kids (DICK), which she is the president of. The Village People would be proud!
              *Lyrics in iTurds!

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