A big fan of the show writes in and calls Alison a honking seal and a snake that's eating its own tail. How can it be both? Plus a baby is born on a Hawaiian flight by a mother who didn't know she was pregnant.

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A new study shows that "masculine" fathers are more effective in parenting their young children. And drumroll please... after a WEEK, Owen2 finally drops a deuce.

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Greg's low once again annihilates Alison's. She waltzed right into it! Plus Facebook mama drama, a baby monitor that picks up Scottish porn, Greg crashing his sister's car and whether birth order affects personality.

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Some of our past guests leave us celebratory messages and we reminisce about what a long strange trip it's been. Plus Greg's tips for airplane sleep, Alison's roller coaster of a playdate, a progressive New Zealand policy and more.

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Greg shares some exciting news and also mispronounces Dua Lipa's name in a way that makes Alison think of vaginas. We talk about the length of time pot stays in breastmilk, the horrors of spanking, and Mandy Moore comparing childbirth to an acid trip. Plus we celebrate women sharing the real truth about motherhood while Alison tries to stay relaxed about a potty training regression.

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A Seattle dad feeds his daughter with a beer bong and a younger wife wonders how to tell her older husband to spruce up his appearance. Plus #FreeDrSeuss, picking, Owen falling off the bed and more.

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A lot is being revealed this week. The inventor of the gender reveal party revealed she regrets this abomination. Fauci revealed he thinks schools can reopen safely. And we reveal the results of our question about whether you find our voices annoying. The answers might shock you. Plus Alison's get rich quick scheme, Greg's voice class, both Owens and more.

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A listener  criticizes Alison's voice, calling it "singsongy" to which she trills a response. We talk about twins having babies on the same day, a lack of true highs and lows, working from home with little kids, people favoring hopeful sounding baby names, best and worst states to raise a family and more. Plus your calls.

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This week we tackle sibling rivalry and marital conflict! Anyone want to buy 400 dollars worth of unused ship shelving? Plus an ethical quandary involving cheating, toilet paper, inaugural programming for kids, Led Zeppelin, must watch documentaries, costly parties and more!

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We revisit last year's predictions to see who got it right and make some new predictions. Plus Greg's mother's time in a women's prison, Elliot's breakthrough, Alison's bidet, toddler lies, Greg's father's finances, the difference between lockstep and goosestep and so much more.

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