Greg shares some exciting news and also mispronounces Dua Lipa's name in a way that makes Alison think of vaginas. We talk about the length of time pot stays in breastmilk, the horrors of spanking, and Mandy Moore comparing childbirth to an acid trip. Plus we celebrate women sharing the real truth about motherhood while Alison tries to stay relaxed about a potty training regression.

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A Seattle dad feeds his daughter with a beer bong and a younger wife wonders how to tell her older husband to spruce up his appearance. Plus #FreeDrSeuss, picking, Owen falling off the bed and more.

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A lot is being revealed this week. The inventor of the gender reveal party revealed she regrets this abomination. Fauci revealed he thinks schools can reopen safely. And we reveal the results of our question about whether you find our voices annoying. The answers might shock you. Plus Alison's get rich quick scheme, Greg's voice class, both Owens and more.

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A listener  criticizes Alison's voice, calling it "singsongy" to which she trills a response. We talk about twins having babies on the same day, a lack of true highs and lows, working from home with little kids, people favoring hopeful sounding baby names, best and worst states to raise a family and more. Plus your calls.

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This week we tackle sibling rivalry and marital conflict! Anyone want to buy 400 dollars worth of unused ship shelving? Plus an ethical quandary involving cheating, toilet paper, inaugural programming for kids, Led Zeppelin, must watch documentaries, costly parties and more!

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We revisit last year's predictions to see who got it right and make some new predictions. Plus Greg's mother's time in a women's prison, Elliot's breakthrough, Alison's bidet, toddler lies, Greg's father's finances, the difference between lockstep and goosestep and so much more.

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We take a very brief look back before diving into Greg's special Christmas tree moment with his family, Elliot's huge leap forward, virtual Santa visits, a sad Covid diagnosis, an awkward family watchathon and more. Plus your emails and social media responses! Thank you for listening and watching in 2020! See you next year!

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It's our second anniversary (observed) and we couldn't have done it without you, our wonderful listeners! Greg's mom is in town and she's cleaning up on the golf course and at the poker table. Elliot remembers his first dream while Alison experiences a dark night of the soul. Plus men's restrooms, foster-to-adopt, scavenger hunts, Thanksgiving, your emails and the return of Shout Out.

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Elliot promises to make a Christmas loaf for the holidays while Greg and his daughter discover the Eric Andre Show. Moms in Utah are allegedly refusing to test their symptomatic kids for Covid and Alison gets sucked into cult programming. Did you know Greg had a ferret? Will Childish return to weekly programming? The debate rages on.

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This episode was recorded on Election Day and Greg and Alison haven't felt this nervous since they auditioned for Childish. Alison's been fighting insomnia with something Greg has dubbed the Platonic 69. Elliot chucked a pool noodle at his cousin on Halloween. Greg filled his week with a host of outdoor activities but worries about what his daughter is missing out on. Plus news about all the young adults moving back home and your calls and emails.

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