A mysterious pain is haunting Jimmy's left testicle! We endeavor to get to the bottom of it in this episode featuring our first intentional studio guest. He joins us to recap Valentine's day, discuss being the parent of an only child, talk airplane squabbles, birthstones, catchphrases, McDonald's meal options, financial indiscretions and more.

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If kids under three are free to an amusement park and your kid turned three the day before, would you pay? Greg's answer will surprise you. Plus tax talk that is NOT BORING and will save you money, a discussion of irony, some wedding weather woes, mindfulness around your kids, married sex and so much more.

It's parent-teacher conference time and we have tips. Also, if you run into someone with whom you were once involved do you need to tell your spouse? What are the rules around hanging onto old love letters? Alison puzzles over the logistics of a steamy story involving fruit, Greg gets stood up at a pier, Alison takes a Tap-robics class, Greg gets nostalgic over his daughter's first job and so much more. Plus your calls!

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Recorded live at the Gateway Theatre in San Francisco. Alison and Greg hit the stage during Sketchfest and are joined by superstar voice actor Rob Paulsen (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Animaniacs, Pinky and The Brain). They talk about birth order, home schooling, asthma, Rogaine, a car seat trick, some encouraging news out of Utah and so much more. Plus a special San Francisco-themed parenting game with the audience.

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Greg recently performed in the Bluegrass State and left a little something behind. Also he's gotten permission to visit a nude spa in Portland and he's planning on going all in. He and Alison discuss the awards they expect to receive for their bravery, the sanctimoniousness of awards shows, talking to your kids about the news, Evita (again), traveling, discipline and so much more. Plus news about "looping" teacher, Generation Alpha, and your emails.

A night of insomnia leads Alison to a startling epiphany which she needs to run by Greg and new producer Pete. Meanwhile Greg has a lot of say about the Gwyneth candle, the correct pronunciation of Genghis Khan and why you need to write down the cute things your kids say. Plus news stories about the rising cost of delivery and sexed up tortoises and a call from a listener who needs to know how much harder having two kids really is.

From crabs in Denmark to sharting in Venice, Greg and Alison tackle life's highs and lows. Plus a news story about predictors of your child's academic success, more info about chicken sex, classic rock, selfish teens, embarrassing word mispronunciations, the dangers of horseback riding, your emails and more.

We check in on our 2019 predictions and make some new ones for 2020! Greg almost gets into a fistfight while skiing and Alison gets the band back together. Plus Alison opens a piece of fan mail on air that may or may not mention a threesome.

Alison makes a woman cry (in a nice way). Plus an update on maggot season from an entomologist, a call about paving the way for a second child, your emails, a discussion about whether if you pay for extra leg room seats and then the plane is empty and everyone sits where they want that's a win or loss and more.

A recap of Alison's trip to Hawaii and Greg's Mudbowl soccer game, a plan for top ten guests in 2020, career envy, a bid to connect a couple chicken lovers and more calls about chickens!