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Our first themed podcast! Stories of Halloweens past and some recommendations for this year's holiday. Plus, a news story about a town that's putting a stop to trick-or-treaters over a certain age and a caller who needs help figuring out what do when his son wants to dress up as Elsa.

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Owen calls dad during the show and breaks the news: he wants to be a philosophy major… Meanwhile Alison and Greg discuss pacing in bed, ask some hard-hitting questions about chickens, and answer a caller's questions about PDA. Plus the return of Shout Out! Lastly, Alison shares some sad news about the loss of a friend's child. You can participate in a GoFundMe to build a playground in her memory at: www.gofundme.com/f/sophie039s-gift Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod

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Not only do Greg and Alison discuss pubic grooming, to show their commitment to the show they've decided to have a baby together in 2020. Haven't heard about Your Mom's House going this far! Greg shares with Alison a trick he learned to reframe regrets, they discuss a new character with an opiate-addicted mom being introduced on Sesame Street and help listeners with questions about nudity in the home, rude neighbors, and more.

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Shout Out! How To Talk So Kids Will Listen & Listen So Kids Will Talk

Is there a "civil war" in comedy as some recent media reports have claimed? Alison and Greg are not on the same page. Plus Japan Airlines is telling passengers where the babies are seated ahead of time via a baby icon on the seating chart. And Greg reads some jokes from his 2003 SNL writing submission while Alison destroys property.

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Elliot took a big step up to the toilet this week and he did it himself, kinda! Greg popped a rib out of his back sleeping on a houseboat in Seattle with the one percent. Plus vaping, Greg's back unit (not a pun), playing games with kids, and more.

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How do you create an environment that best allows your kids to fully become who they are without putting your own crap on them? (Not literally. That's a felony in 12 states.) Greg and Alison discuss. Plus a conversation with O1 that Greg's been dreading, a phone call from preschool that causes Alison to panic, talk about Pink, Alec Baldwin, O2's first tooth, a question about potential verbal abuse, and skinny dipping stories.

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Big developments are afoot in Childish-land. Greg's son leaves for college and his daughter gets her driver's license. Alison's son starts preschool and switches from a crib to a toddler bed. A caller wonders if she should break the news to a friend that her husband isn't faithful. Plus some important soup talk, a discussion about intimacy, and more.

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Greg and Alison are joined by their first official guest Andy Richter for a live show recorded at The Comedy Store on Sept 3rd. The gang delve into Andy's recent separation, traveling with easily-embarrassed teenagers, rescue dogs, smug drinks, and more. Plus a game that didn't quite go as planned.

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Alison has a crazy update regarding the story she recently told about a bad experience with her first (male) gynecologist. Greg teases Alison for a controversial statement which sends her into a shame spiral. Plus sleeping in separate beds, apps for child-rearing, empowering music, and more.

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Alison's anxiety over Elliot's potty training has eased (and hopefully so will Elliot's bowel movements). Greg gets a virus when a friend emails him some porn.

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