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This week we have a lot of fun and as we record in the same place, WOO HOO!!!!! No more remote recording......at least for the time being.  And we hit some great stories and have loads of laughs talking about homeless sex, demon child and dumping a fatty.  All this and a trapped in Joe's mind!!!!  Enjoy!!!!!

Fucked Up News
Homeless Sex
http://nypost.com/2020/05/18/georgia-man-allegedly-had-sex-with-corpse-outside-homeless-shelter/
Cut Out Customers
https://www.fox13news.com/news/sydney-restaurant-fills-empty-social-distancing-seats-with-cardboard-cut-out-customers
Honorable Mention
Randy
How does this Happen?  Asks a queens woman after finding an abandoned girl, 6, at busy Laurelton intersection
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/ny-good-samaritan-found-child-queens-nypd-20200520-cy4ygexjqrd5th6yfrgz2mscfi-story.html%3foutputType=amp
Joe
Police stun gun used to disarm suspected shoplifter who stabbed himself later died
https://www.fox13news.com/news/police-stun-gun-used-to-disarm-suspected-shoplifter-who-stabbed-himself-later-died

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This week we have a blast talking about beach speed bumps, killer dogs, a panty raid, mothers day brawl and a steamy Ikea visit!  Don't forget to like and subscribe and also tell a friend!!!

Fucked Up News
Mother's Day Brawl
http://nypost.com/2020/05/13/brawl-breaks-out-at-red-lobster-on-mothers-day/
Face Eater
https://apple.news/AYXKE6cFKRSao2ORwx8VFKQ
McDonald's Panty Raid
https://www.fox13news.com/news/connecticut-man-breaks-window-steals-womens-underwear-after-being-tossed-from-mcdonalds-for-not-wearing-mask
Quickies
Lil Dragons
https://www.valleycentral.com/news/local-news/rare-blue-dragon-washes-up-on-south-padre-island/
Honorable Mention
Joe's
Indianapolis cop accused of beating wife so bad, her eye came out of its socket
http://nypost.com/2020/05/12/indianapolis-cop-accused-of-beating-wife-who-lost-her-eye/
Randy's
Foot model says she gets "wild" messages from fetishists
https://metro.co.uk/2020/05/10/foot-model-shares-how-was-scouted-shopping-centre-when-was-teen-12678942/

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We go long and crazy this week and Joe drops down his thoughts on corona while Randy tells us about his a funny thing that happen to him.  All i can say is Randy has a very smelly situation!!!  We also cover stories dealing with child porn, white power, peeing, dead bodies and even a little hero.  Don't forget to like, subscribe and check out the linked articles below!!!

Fucked Up News
1. Won't do that again
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.usatoday.com/amp/3087316001
2. White power
https://nypost.com/2020/05/04/man-wears-kkk-hood-while-grocery-shopping-in-california/?utm_source=NYPFacebook&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&sr_share=facebook&utm_medium=SocialFlow
3.Go wee wee
https://nypost.com/2020/05/05/people-are-peeing-their-pants-on-coronavirus-lockdown-peeyourpantschallenge/
4. Death has come
https://www.fox13news.com/news/grim-reaper-visits-florida-beaches-to-protest-reopening-during-pandemic
6. Doesn’t look guilty
https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-man-charged-with-sexual-battery-after-drugging-punching-and-abandoning-victim-deputies-say
Quickies
4. Good ol hazing
https://metro.co.uk/2020/05/05/builder-wrapped-cling-film-tied-scaffolding-late-12657523/
Honorable Mention
Joe
Woman,30, raped underage boy 30 times with husbands blessing
https://metro.co.uk/2020/05/05/woman-30-raped-underage-boy-30-times-husbands-blessing-12659029/?ito=social
Randy
Covidiot cuts hole in mask to make it "easier to breathe"
https://nypost.com/2020/05/04/covidiot-says-she-cut-hole-in-mask-to-make-it-easier-to-breathe/

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We have a blast and show you just how bored we are stuck indoor!!!  This week we hit some fun stories such as a woman that wakes from a dead sleep, a mysterious pooper, and a food thief.  We also get to hear another one of Randy's Rant!!!!  Hope you enjoy and dont forget to like and subscribe and tell a friend!!!

Fucked Up News
Mmm nuggets
https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/oregon-man-drives-free-wendys-nuggets
Hit that kid
https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/29/police-officer-caught-cctv-hitting-kicking-15-year-old-boy-12627636/?ito=social
Bored in house
http://nypost.com/2020/04/28/man-gives-himself-tattoo-a-day-in-lockdown-runs-out-of-skin/
Quickies
Go for a walk
https://www.fox13news.com/news/police-florida-man-dragged-dog-tied-to-golf-cart-killing-it
Honorable Mention
Joe
FDA tells hand sanitizer producers to make it unpalatable after surge in poison control calls
https://www.fox13news.com/news/fda-tells-hand-sanitizer-producers-to-make-it-unpalatable-after-surge-in-poison-control-calls
Randy
Sewer blockages increase as people use toilet paper alternatives
https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/28/sewer-blockages-toilet-paper-alternatives-12623334/

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This crazy week we cover loads of fun and leave the crazy china talk on the curb.  We touch on a midnight snack, a nose issue, poison attack, and a farewell to dad.  Hope you enjoy and don't forget to like and subscribe!!!

Fucked Up News
Killing spree
https://nypost.com/2020/04/21/georgia-man-suspected-of-killing-four-in-100-mile-rampage/
Concrete statement
https://www.wtxl.com/media/v/content/380b3889ee205b87ab8528b0c83eada2
MMMMMM puppy
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/huge-birds-eye-up-pet-21900377

Quickies
Background surprise
https://nypost.com/2020/04/20/tv-reporter-accidentally-records-husband-naked-in-the-shower/

Honorable Mention
Joe
Pizza Hut introduces tamper proof safety seals to ensure that customers are first to touch their food
https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/pizza-hut-introduces-tamper-proof-safety-seals-to-ensure-that-customers-are-first-to-touch-their-food
Randy
Woman found dead inside a trash can in the bronx
https://nypost.com/2020/04/15/brooklyn-man-allegedly-disemboweled-dad-cut-off-body-parts/

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The odd news is in full swing this week and Florida heavy.  From killer shoes to pant-less mail we have a story to fit your mood.  And don't forget to like, subscribe, and share the episode with everyone you meet.

Fucked Up News
Dicks for Faces
https://kutv.com/news/offbeat/utah-mother-selling-social-distancing-penis-face-masks-raises-56k-for-charity-so-far
Quickies
Rug Wedding
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/u-k-woman-married-rug-201356266.html
Mo' Money
https://nypost.com/2020/04/14/man-expecting-to-get-stimulus-check-finds-millions-in-bank-account/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_medium=SocialFlow&sr_share=facebook&utm_source=NYPFacebook
Honorable Mention
Joe's
http://nypost.com/2020/04/14/zoo-may-feed-animals-to-each-other-to-stay-afloat-during-lockdown/
Randy's
https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/14/nurse-finds-note-calling-disgrace-pushed-door-night-shift-12554590/

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Coming at you this week from remote locations and hitting you with all the laughs you are use to every week.  From a toilet that reads your poop to rental cars that are hot, we bring you great stories that we hope will take your mind off the craziness in the world.  Enjoy!!!
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Linked Stoies
Acid Bath
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.weareresonate.com/2020/04/man-pours-acid-asian-womans-head-in-brooklyn-amid-coronavirus-attacks/amp/
Honorable Mention
Joe
Sea world ceo resigns after just months on the job
https://www.fox13news.com/news/seaworld-ceo-resigns-after-just-months-on-the-job
Randy
This "smart toilet" looks for signs of disease in your poo
https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/06/smart-toilet-looks-signs-disease-poo-12516484/

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We battle the weeks craziness and bring you the latest odd news stories from around the world.  We cover some crazy people trapping others in, some fun toys, a postal worker with a new outfit, and some nude bull riding.  We even get a little trapped in Joe's mind.  All this and more on this weeks edition.  Don't forget to like and subscribe where ever you listen!!!  Also rate and review!!!

F*$ked Up News
Goat Town
https://metro.co.uk/2020/03/31/mountain-goats-take-welsh-town-coronavirus-lockdown-12483098?ito=social
Going Postal with Clothes
https://metro.co.uk/2020/03/31/postman-delivers-fancy-dress-cheer-people-lockdown-12483386/
Quickies
Blending In
https://nypost.com/2020/03/30/person-dresses-as-bush-to-sneak-out-during-coronavirus-lockdown/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_medium=SocialFlow&sr_share=facebook&utm_source=NYPFacebook
Amatuer Haircuts
https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/bored-girlfriends-are-giving-their-boyfriends-the-worst-haircuts-in-isolation/?source=facebook
Honorable Mention
Upper West Side man jumps to his death
https://nypost.com/2020/03/30/upper-west-side-man-jumps-to-his-death/?sr_share=facebook&utm_source=NYPFacebook&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_medium=SocialFlow
Don't Fall for IRS stimulus package scams
https://myfox28columbus.com/news/nation-world/police-dont-fall-for-irs-stimulus-check-scam

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Sorry in advance when you hear the shitty episode we have for you.  Due to technical difficulties we had to re-record the episode and had to do it remotely which does not sound super awesome but it is funny.  Hopefully it will come out way better next week! 
Honorable mention

Joe

Thieves threaten shop worker with knife and steal 500 toilet paper rolls 

https://metro.co.uk/2020/03/24/thieves-threaten-shopworker-knife-steal-500-toilet-rolls-12450404/?ito=social

Randy

Girl has birthday party with imaginary friends during coronavirus quarantine

https://nypost.com/2020/03/20/girl-has-birthday-party-with-imaginary-friends-during-coronavirus-quarantine/?utm_source=NYPFacebook&sr_share=facebook&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_medium=SocialFlow

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This week we cover some fun filled stories and fail miserably as we try to not cover so much corona virus stories however the ones we cover are really fun!  Don't forget to like and subscribe!!!

Linked Stories
Just another Saturday night
https://www.kiiitv.com/mobile/article/news/stabbing-at-sams-club/513-da08cae7-b407-491a-9c24-dcec22ee5dd3
Is that soap?
https://www.irishpost.com/news/woman-discovers-bar-soap-shes-washing-hands-days-block-cheese-181710
Honorable Mentions
Joe
Cheating husband catches corona virus on trip to Italy with mistress
https://trib.al/fsQgxHe
Randy
People are using Corona virus to score dates
https://metro.co.uk/2020/03/14/people-using-coronavirus-score-dates-apps-12396886/