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Happy New Year guys!!! We talk about the "best" of 2019, maybe. We also look at the "cure" of cancer, no school without shots, a birthday gift that stings, and some anxiety over a shirt. That's right a shirt. All this and more await you on this weeks CNS News!!! Don't forget to Like, Subscribe, and leave a review!!!!
Shirt Anxiety
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/boy-10-told-change-shirt-21162627?1
Nutscaping
https://www.bolde.com/guys-nutscaping-photographing-balls-beautiful-landscapes/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Partner&utm_campaign=haha777
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On the last episode in 2019, we talk about some gender neutral stuff going on in the world as well as a toilet for work your gonna hate, a bad haircut, some bear sex, and a crazy white lady. We also bring you a Randy's Rant so you can go into next year with all that built up anger just pushed out. Hope you guys enjoy!!!
Hungry Ass
https://metro.co.uk/2019/12/20/bottle-gobbled-mans-anus-tried-scratch-itch-11937799/?ito=social
Love My Dog
https://www.foxnews.com/us/san-francisco-woman-seeking-stolen-dog-hires-plane-offers-7g-reward
Crazy White Lady
https://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/police-iowa-woman-says-she-intentionally-ran-over-teen-because-she-was-a-mexican
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Merry Christmas Everyone!!! On this Christmas episode we play a fun new game and cover the usual idiots you guys expect. A man who's party trick goes wrong, a name carving that isn't quite right, a fish that looks familiar and a teacher that is in some hot water. All this and more on this weeks episode. Please don't forget to like and subscribe!!!
Name Carving
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.foxnews.com/us/texas-man-carve-name-girlfriends-forehead-arrest.amp
Penis Fish
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/thousands-bizarre-penis-fish-wash-21087738?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=mirror_mai
I Got A Job
https://www.12news.com/mobile/article/news/crime/woman-tries-to-set-boyfriend-on-fire-after-he-doesnt-celebrate-her-getting-hired-at-subway/75-3c684ee0-d088-4686-90a4-296244194004
Trashed Trash Panda
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/raccoon-drunk-shot-christmas-market-mulled-wine-germany-hunter-a9239291.html?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1575928938
Dick Lights
https://nypost.com/2019/12/12/woman-sets-up-christmas-lights-in-shape-of-giant-penis-on-roof/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPFacebook&utm_medium=SocialFlow&sr_share=facebook
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Happy Holidays everybody listening!!!!! We play a Christmas themed game and then start the usual path down debauchery and hate but talking about a woman who loved her dog, a duck with a problem, an excessive caller, and a bad boob job. Hope you enjoy our crazy antics!!! Don't Forget to like and subscribe!!!
No Vagina doctor for you
https://trib.al/Z3Bx4fl
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This after Thanksgiving episode we talk about how turkey day went and also take a closer look it Joe's mind which is frankly a little scary. We also cover crazy people and the funny ass things they do. We cover a patch women can wear at work, some dumping that has to stop, the Mexican problem, and a Teacher of the Year. Hope you guys are enjoying the podcast and don't forget to like and subscribe!!!
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Happy Thanksgiving too all of our listeners out there!!!!! We get into some things we are thankful for and laugh our butts off at what to ask a hooker at the dinner table. We also get to hear a Randy's Rant and talk about some real winners like a Burger King employee that's a witch, a sexy live streaming opportunity and a death lick. As always like and subscribe!!!!
Urine Trouble
https://twentytwowords.com/doctors-saves-mans-life-by-sucking-urine-from-his-bladder-for-37-minutes-mid-flight/?add_slides=99&utm_content=buffer1bd17&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook&utm_campaign=22
Mailman Stalker
https://www.yahoo.com/now/mailman-chased-turkey-usps-wisconsin-thanksgiving-viral-video-postal-143401518.html?ncid=facebook_projecttil_azfbix1qq3o
Buff Grandma
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2019/11/24/us/82-year-old-bodybuilder-grandma-intruder-trnd/index.html
Deer Salon
https://trib.al/R89ApA9
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This weeks episode holds a drunken quality to it, maybe because we were drunk before we even started recording. Some of the articles we cover don't make sense and we tend to ramble off and not stay on topic. If this is your thing then you are in luck. We attempt to cover stories such as a boy thinking he's spiderman, a food worker looking in, and a man to save mannequins.
No service for it
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1085861
Magic trick
https://metro.co.uk/2019/11/16/boy-stuck-magnetic-balls-penis-stuck-bladder-days-11167538/?ito=social
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If we have not lost all our listeners yet, we will lost the rest you after this one. Randy's Rant opens up the racist connotation that spreads throughout. We cover great articles talking about more chicken sandwich craziness, the new name for gingerbread cookies, and good place to store your tools and some turkeys that fight back to name a few. Don't forget to like, subscribe, or leave a review!!
Chicken Craziness
https://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/popeyes-violence-continues-after-woman-is-body-slammed-outside-tennessee-restaurant
Princess Boob
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/guy-arrested-fondling-disney-princess-222903238.html
Dicks With Faces
https://www.bolde.com/snugzy-willy-pillow-personalized-face/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Partner&utm_campaign=adult123
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A new game segment and some horrible people await you in this weeks show. A hit man for a teen, a snake lover feeling a tight squeeze, a guy using too much meth, and a business idea that goes down. All of this and more!!!! Want more antics? Want more fun? Well subscribe and leave a rating and review!!! Not hearing the articles you want? Well drop us an email [email protected]
Sex by Knifepoint
https://www.bolde.com/samantha-mears-rape-machete/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Partner&utm_campaign=adult123
Blinded by Ink
https://nypost.com/2019/11/04/woman-whos-covered-in-tattoos-is-blinded-after-having-eyeballs-inked/
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We bring you greatness this week in the form of an Olaf doll that you can't bear to "Let It Go", a clit that's large enough to be a man, and New York spreading the "Wealth". And in a huge turn of events, Joe is the one having trouble controlling his liquor. All this and more on this after Halloween Adventure. Don't forget to like and subscribe!!!
Not A Child
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.insideedition.com/couple-says-daughter-they-adopted-was-actually-an-adult-woman-56580%3famp
Seeing Red
https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5da8968ce4b034f1d69efb80
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