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Corona Virus is hitting the news hard this week and hopefully this episode will make you think about something better than how much toilet paper you don't have.  We hit some really funny stories and get to hear another thing Randy is pissed about.  Enjoy!!!

Below you will find some of the links to the stories covered in this episode.  And don't forget to like and subscribe!!!!

Fucked Up News

3. Corona Porn
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/xgq5ew/coronavirus-porn-going-viral-pornhub-xhamster?utm_content=1583334017&utm_medium=social&utm_source=VICE_facebook
4. Race Replaced
https://www.abc15.com/news/national/olive-garden-fires-manager-that-granted-customers-request-to-replace-black-server
5. Fake Plant
https://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/woman-discovers-plant-shes-been-watering-for-two-years-is-actually-plastic

Quickies
1. What a Mess
https://www.kristv.com/news/homeless-man-rescued-from-dump-truck
2. Protecting The Bread
https://www.thedodo.com/close-to-home/rottweiler-dog-guards-bread
3. Corona Racisit
https://www.the-sun.com/news/500161/coronavirus-nyc-subway-racist-asian-febreze/
4. Want Those Shoes
https://nypost.com/2020/03/06/teens-beat-up-15-year-old-girl-and-steal-her-air-jordans-in-brooklyn/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPFacebook&utm_medium=SocialFlow&sr_share=facebook

Honorable mention
Joe
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/03/04/florida-man-uses-baby-as-human-shield-during-traffic-stop-deputies-say/
Randy
https://metro.co.uk/2020/03/06/mother-beheaded-daughter-5-little-girl-asked-cereal-12361932/

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Florida crazy on this weeks episode!!!!  we also hit some good ones such as a baby smack down, a man running naked, a smoke that is shocking, and a crawl for life.  We also take a look into Joe's Mind.  All this and more!!!!  Don't forget to like and subscribe!!

The Endless Crawl
https://nypost.com/2020/02/24/runner-crawls-nearly-11-hours-after-breaking-leg-in-freezing-national-park/?utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPFacebook&sr_share=facebook

Honorable Mention
Joe's
https://metro.co.uk/2020/02/24/men-jailed-smuggling-29-vietnamese-nationals-cramped-van-uk-12296028/
Randy's
https://nypost.com/2020/02/25/woman-kicked-air-marshal-threatened-to-stab-everyone-on-united-flight-feds/?utm_source=NYPFacebook&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&sr_share=facebook&utm_medium=SocialFlow

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This week we cover loads of craziness and you attempt to understand what Joe is saying because he sounds sick as shit.  We also cover some manhood problems, Chik-Fil-A lovers, natures cruelty, and some trippin dogs.  We also bring you a Randy's Rant!!  All this and more on this weeks episode!!!  Don't forget to like and subscribe!!!

Links Stories
Show Off
https://trib.al/0e1AMvQ
Nature Can Be Cruel
https://nypost.com/2020/02/21/momma-elephant-trapped-in-mud-forced-to-watch-her-baby-eaten-alive-by-hyenas/?sr_share=facebook&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPFacebook&utm_medium=SocialFlow
F*#K Squatters
https://trib.al/g0QT3b7
Honorable Mentions
Iowa Professor
https://trib.al/0s3X0t6
Cutting Spaghetti
https://metro.co.uk/2020/02/24/mans-bizarre-way-cutting-spaghetti-scissors-eating-unsettles-people-12292334/

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On this weeks episode we dive into the wonders of sex alternatives for teenagers, a man whose flight turns petty, a young girls curfew, and a fast food bath. 

Honorable Mention
Florida home Owner
https://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/florida-homeowner-finds-human-remains-in-jars-underneath-home-police-say
Louisiana Trooper
https://nypost.com/2020/02/13/former-louisiana-trooper-of-the-year-charged-with-making-child-porn/?utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPFacebook&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&sr_share=facebook

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This week we cover an almost arson, wedding weight target, and alien colonoscopy and nut ridding jobs available.  All this and more on this weeks episode as well as a new structure to the show, hope you guys enjoy!!
Banter
https://www.kveo.com/news/local-news/dog-foster-arrested-for-keeping-dogs-in-feces-filled-kennels/
Alien Colonoscopy
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/texas-man-admits-kinapping-79-people-to-anally-probe-them-while-disguised-as-an-alien/
Wedding Weight Goal
https://nypost.com/2020/02/04/feeder-fiance-stuffs-woman-with-food-so-she-can-reach-600-pound-wedding-weight/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPFacebook&sr_share=facebook

Honorable Mention
Dead Birds
https://trib.al/TciKSf6
Crossbow Killer
https://www.12news.com/mobile/article/news/nation-world/man-attacked-by-pit-bulls-shot-with-crossbow/507-82e58368-349c-42fe-b078-1025cc89ea4e

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Before hitting the news stories we hit up a Randy's Rant.  Then we talk about a student locator, how husbands are the headaches wives have, too much cake and some good ole baby writing.  All this and more in this weeks episode, enjoy.

Linked New Stories

More Diapers Please
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbc12.com/2020/01/28/florida-daycare-worker-loses-job-after-writing-marker-babys-belly/%3foutputType=amp

Honorable Mentions

Gas Pump Fight
https://kutv.com/news/offbeat/florida-man-arrested-for-fighting-a-gas-pump

Dog Independence
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/dog-rides-bus-dog-park-21376483?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=mirror_main

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Trapped in Joe's Mind is the opening segment before moving into the great messed up news topics this week.  Top stories are a Serial Pooper, Penis tagging, a shitty Dad and a support animal that tastes great.  We also threw in a new segment towards the end, hope you stay around long enough to find out what it is.  Don't forget to like and subscribe!!!!

Link News Stories in order of Appearance
Cereal Pooper
https://www.bolde.com/woman-arrested-pooping-parking-lot/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Partner&utm_campaign=bear

MMMMM Banana
https://nypost.com/2020/01/23/doctors-beg-men-not-to-masturbate-with-banana-peels/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPFacebook&sr_share=facebook&utm_medium=SocialFlow

Corona virus
https://trib.al/2IocHrf

Honorable Mentions
Ferret Travel
https://trib.al/OrYKMi
Brain Worm
https://www.newsbreakapp.com/n/0Nwh0Q7K?s=a99&pd=01z1Q9Ns

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Randy's Rant, Odd News, and a whole lot of debauchery await you on this weeks journey!!! 

A rant from Randy opens up this weeks show along with some interesting news on Randy's life.  After that we take you into the wonderful world of odd news with a racist pilot, a fish that jumps, some really pretty toilet art, and a little bit of twerking in the parking lot.  All of this and more.  Don't forget to like and subscribe!!!!

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This week we give you an update and play a game before you bring you the hard hitting news of the week.  We cover a horny old turtle, a haunted doll, a three day boner, and some booger sugar you don't want to sniff.  Don't forget to like, subscribe and leave a review!!!

Links below to stories mentioned 
https://www.pedestrian.tv/dating/bushfire-donation-dildo/

https://www.kiiitv.com/mobile/article/news/crime/collin-county-sheriffs-office-child-pornography-seized-suspect-arrested/287-c3acaf26-096b-427f-9c0c-7570673b9ede

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/outrage-transgender-childrens-doll-penis-21291210?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=mirror_main

https://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/woman-allegedly-punched-boyfriend-in-the-face-two-times-for-leaving-her-dog-out-in-the-rain

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We start off this week, after some banter, with Trapped in Joe's Mind which Joe meant to bring up at the end of the segment that the quote was totally stolen from a movie.  He wanted to bring light to it at the end so Randy could tear him up on it but it didn't happen because what came out of it was way better, so the quote use is from the Movie Hustlers.
After that we move on to the news and cover a toe sucker, a pooping teacher, a plane that force lands, a man that makes great coats and meth, meth, meth.  All of this and more are included in this weeks edition of CNS News.  Don't forget to like, subscribe and leave a review!!!!

Bye, bye Wheel
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/flight-wheel-pop-1.5415232