🎙️🐿️🐰 This week on Choey & Jandler’s The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, we address one of the biggest threats facing elementary schools today: KIDS WON’T STOP PLAYING WITH ANTS! 🐜 Seriously. STAY AWAY FROM THE ANTS!!! They don’t want to be your friend. They have jobs.

Then we discover that Pre-K is hilarious—until the crying starts. And when it does, it sounds less like a classroom and more like the screaming scene from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. 😱

Meanwhile, ADD IS TOO REAL. We begin telling one story, remember another story, start that story, notice something across the room, somehow talk about lunch…and eventually forget what the original story was. Anyway…what were we talking about?

We also celebrate Hispanic Heritage Month with some fun facts, history, and probably at least one moment where Choey wonders how Jandler turned an educational segment into whatever the hell this is. 🌎😂

And finally, we introduce our newest completely legitimate sponsor segment:

🛣️ THIS EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY… HAPPY HOUR HIGHWAY! 🍻

Take the next exit for questionable decisions, teacher stories, and two educators who probably should’ve stayed on the frontage road.

Ants. Pre-K screaming. ADD. Hispanic Heritage. Happy Hour Highway.

Just another educational journey with Choey & Jandler. 🎙️😂

🎙️🐿️🐰 This week on Choey & Jandler’s The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, we address one of the biggest threats facing elementary schools today: KIDS WON’T STOP PLAYING WITH ANTS! 🐜 Seriously. STAY AWAY FROM THE ANTS!!! They don’t want to be your friend. They have jobs.

Then we discover that Pre-K is hilarious—until the crying starts. And when it does, it sounds less like a classroom and more like the screaming scene from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. 😱

Meanwhile, ADD IS TOO REAL. We begin telling one story, remember another story, start that story, notice something across the room, somehow talk about lunch…and eventually forget what the original story was. Anyway…what were we talking about?

We also celebrate Hispanic Heritage Month with some fun facts, history, and probably at least one moment where Choey wonders how Jandler turned an educational segment into whatever the hell this is. 🌎😂

And finally, we introduce our newest completely legitimate sponsor segment:

🛣️ THIS EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY… HAPPY HOUR HIGHWAY! 🍻

Take the next exit for questionable decisions, teacher stories, and two educators who probably should’ve stayed on the frontage road.

Ants. Pre-K screaming. ADD. Hispanic Heritage. Happy Hour Highway.

Just another educational journey with Choey & Jandler. 🎙️😂

🎙️🐿️🐰 This week on Choey & Jandler’s The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, we address one of the biggest threats facing elementary schools today: KIDS WON’T STOP PLAYING WITH ANTS! 🐜 Seriously. STAY AWAY FROM THE ANTS!!! They don’t want to be your friend. They have jobs.

Then we discover that Pre-K is hilarious—until the crying starts. And when it does, it sounds less like a classroom and more like the screaming scene from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. 😱

Meanwhile, ADD IS TOO REAL. We begin telling one story, remember another story, start that story, notice something across the room, somehow talk about lunch…and eventually forget what the original story was. Anyway…what were we talking about?

We also celebrate Hispanic Heritage Month with some fun facts, history, and probably at least one moment where Choey wonders how Jandler turned an educational segment into whatever the hell this is. 🌎😂

And finally, we introduce our newest completely legitimate sponsor segment:

🛣️ THIS EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY… HAPPY HOUR HIGHWAY! 🍻

Take the next exit for questionable decisions, teacher stories, and two educators who probably should’ve stayed on the frontage road.

Ants. Pre-K screaming. ADD. Hispanic Heritage. Happy Hour Highway.

Just another educational journey with Choey & Jandler. 🎙️😂

Here’s this week’s chaos:

🎙️🐿️🐰 This week on Choey & Jandler’s The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, a kid pokes himself in the nose, reminding Jandler of Red Rarpe and raising one terrifying question: What if I had sneezed?! 🤧😳

Then we celebrate THE YEAR OF THE SPINA! One second there’s blood-curdling screaming, the next the kid is completely fine—because elementary school injuries apparently come with an on/off switch.

We also overhear a student singing: “I’m drinking Jack all by myself…” 🎵😂

On Ask a Principal, we tackle two urgent educational situations if you ever heard this: “I almost threw up…but, I swallowed it." and the unforgettable “I forgot to poop.” Administrators train for years for moments like these.

Then it’s time for a CHEERS BREAK! 🍻🥨 POLKA EDITION, as Toast Around the World proves international education is better with an accordion.

Finally, Choey and Jandler make their NFL predictions, which will either demonstrate their incredible football knowledge…or provide hilarious evidence to use against them later.

Nose poking. Screaming. Forgotten pooping. Polka. Football.

Education is beautiful. 🎙️😂

Here’s this week’s chaos:

🎙️🐿️🐰 This week on Choey & Jandler’s The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, a kid pokes himself in the nose, reminding Jandler of Red Rarpe and raising one terrifying question: What if I had sneezed?! 🤧😳

Then we celebrate THE YEAR OF THE SPINA! One second there’s blood-curdling screaming, the next the kid is completely fine—because elementary school injuries apparently come with an on/off switch.

We also overhear a student singing: “I’m drinking Jack all by myself…” 🎵😂

On Ask a Principal, we tackle two urgent educational situations if you ever heard this: “I almost threw up…but, I swallowed it." and the unforgettable “I forgot to poop.” Administrators train for years for moments like these.

Then it’s time for a CHEERS BREAK! 🍻🥨 POLKA EDITION, as Toast Around the World proves international education is better with an accordion.

Finally, Choey and Jandler make their NFL predictions, which will either demonstrate their incredible football knowledge…or provide hilarious evidence to use against them later.

Nose poking. Screaming. Forgotten pooping. Polka. Football.

Education is beautiful. 🎙️😂

Here’s this week’s chaos:

🎙️🐿️🐰 This week on Choey & Jandler’s The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, a kid pokes himself in the nose, reminding Jandler of Red Rarpe and raising one terrifying question: What if I had sneezed?! 🤧😳

Then we celebrate THE YEAR OF THE SPINA! One second there’s blood-curdling screaming, the next the kid is completely fine—because elementary school injuries apparently come with an on/off switch.

We also overhear a student singing: “I’m drinking Jack all by myself…” 🎵😂

On Ask a Principal, we tackle two urgent educational situations if you ever heard this: “I almost threw up…but, I swallowed it." and the unforgettable “I forgot to poop.” Administrators train for years for moments like these.

Then it’s time for a CHEERS BREAK! 🍻🥨 POLKA EDITION, as Toast Around the World proves international education is better with an accordion.

Finally, Choey and Jandler make their NFL predictions, which will either demonstrate their incredible football knowledge…or provide hilarious evidence to use against them later.

Nose poking. Screaming. Forgotten pooping. Polka. Football.

Education is beautiful. 🎙️😂

🎙️🐿️🐰 This week on Choey & Jandler’s The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, we survived THE MAP TEST THAT TOOK ALL DAY! At some point it stopped being an assessment and became a hostage situation. 📚😵‍💫

Then comes the phone call every parent dreams of: “Mr. and Mrs. Schmedlapp…something happened with your son today.” What happened? Did he fall? Get in a fight? Nope. He almost got his HEAD stuck in a classroom chair. 🪑😂 That’s a sentence they definitely don’t cover in teacher training.

Finally, we end with a truly heart-whelming tale as Jandler becomes an unlikely hero and reunites a lost Tamagotchi with its owner. ❤️ Because sometimes teaching isn’t about test scores or curriculum…it’s about making sure a tiny digital creature gets home safely.

MAP testing. Heads in chairs. Tamagotchi reunions.

Just another completely normal week in education. 🎙️😂

🎙️🐿️🐰 This week on Choey & Jandler’s The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, we survived THE MAP TEST THAT TOOK ALL DAY! At some point it stopped being an assessment and became a hostage situation. 📚😵‍💫

Then comes the phone call every parent dreams of: “Mr. and Mrs. Schmedlapp…something happened with your son today.” What happened? Did he fall? Get in a fight? Nope. He almost got his HEAD stuck in a classroom chair. 🪑😂 That’s a sentence they definitely don’t cover in teacher training.

Finally, we end with a truly heart-whelming tale as Jandler becomes an unlikely hero and reunites a lost Tamagotchi with its owner. ❤️ Because sometimes teaching isn’t about test scores or curriculum…it’s about making sure a tiny digital creature gets home safely.

MAP testing. Heads in chairs. Tamagotchi reunions.

Just another completely normal week in education. 🎙️😂

🎙️🐿️🐰 This week on Choey & Jandler’s The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, we survived THE MAP TEST THAT TOOK ALL DAY! At some point it stopped being an assessment and became a hostage situation. 📚😵‍💫

Then comes the phone call every parent dreams of: “Mr. and Mrs. Schmedlapp…something happened with your son today.” What happened? Did he fall? Get in a fight? Nope. He almost got his HEAD stuck in a classroom chair. 🪑😂 That’s a sentence they definitely don’t cover in teacher training.

Finally, we end with a truly heart-whelming tale as Jandler becomes an unlikely hero and reunites a lost Tamagotchi with its owner. ❤️ Because sometimes teaching isn’t about test scores or curriculum…it’s about making sure a tiny digital creature gets home safely.

MAP testing. Heads in chairs. Tamagotchi reunions.

Just another completely normal week in education. 🎙️😂

🎙️🐿️🐰 This week on Choey & Jandler’s The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, apparently 2nd Grade Fight Club is now a thing. We’d tell you the first rule of 2nd Grade Fight Club…but somebody already told the teacher. 🥊😂

Then we meet a Porch Pirate who may be in for a little surprise when they discover exactly what they stole. Sometimes karma doesn’t knock—it just gets delivered right to your porch. 📦🏴‍☠️

Meanwhile, Jandler tells the horrifying tale of Velez vs. Velasquez and asks the question nobody wants to ask after an ENTIRE YEAR: “Wait…have I been calling her the wrong name this whole time?!” 😳 At this point, just transfer schools.

We also debut “Cheers Around the World!” 🌎🍻—our educational contribution to international relations—and discover some exciting new “Phonics” in school, because apparently kids have decided the English language wasn’t confusing enough already.

Fighting. Stealing. Mispronouncing names. Drinking around the world. And questionable phonics.

We’re basically an educational podcast now. 🎙️😂